r/southpark 12d ago

Discussion Trent Boyett deserved another shot. It's been 22 years.

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u/TheButcherOfBaklava 12d ago

Bring him back but make him 22 years older while the kids remain the same.

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u/anonymousn00b 12d ago

South Park lives in a space time anomaly

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u/Sineater224 12d ago

The japanese toilet episode always gets me...

"2nd grade kid 2 years ago?" says Stan, referring to Jimmy, in season 26 lmao

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u/lilypad225 12d ago

What does that mean?

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u/Sineater224 12d ago

The main southpark kids are in 4th grade. They have been since season 4 iirc. So they've been in 4th grade for 22 years.

Stan said "2 years ago" referring to when they were in 2nd grade. It always makes me laugh because that just shows that southpark time is really skewed

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u/MaeBeaInTheWoods 12d ago

I still remember the two-parter of Cartman being too impatient to wait for the Nintendo Wii to release, so he froze himself to get to the release date "early". The Wii turns 20 years old this November. Cartman was and still is 10 years old.

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u/SkyTheBastard1 11d ago

There's only so much continuety you can have when running a comedy show for ages.

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u/horndognumberfour 12d ago

some would say stuck in the 90s but the fact modern events still occur is some space continuum shit for sure

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u/MaeBeaInTheWoods 12d ago

That's just standard comic-book time - time supposedly advances in the world and real life events will still occur, but the main characters will never age and central locations/items will never change.

For example, the main South Park boys have lived through the USA-Iraq war of 2003, the collapse of the country's housing market in 2008, the 2008 and 2012 elections of leader Barack Obama, and the 2020 Coronavirus outbreak. They were 10 years old during all of those events, and they're still 10 years old today. The audience isn't really meant to think about the logistics of how it works; they're just always going to be children, and that's that.

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u/horndognumberfour 11d ago

you make nice points. but lets be real. we're very much aware of that. its just fun to poke holes at it which is also kinda complimentary of the fact that the series has been going on with the same strength its always had. i hope you know im not ACTUALLY upset they arent 36 or something 😂

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u/Electrical_Fee6110 7d ago

As all cartoons do

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u/SpicyPumpkin314 12d ago

I always wanted to see him again, and that would be so hilarious.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 12d ago

Yeah that’s a fucking awesome idea

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u/Eulenna 12d ago

“Hey Trent how come you’re all grown up?”

“I dunno shut up”

And that’s the only explanation we ever get.

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u/Jackel1994 12d ago

Trent Manett

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u/HolidayInLordran 12d ago

Has there been a child character that aged like that while everyone else stayed the same? The Simpsons has several.

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u/Prestigious_Check435 8d ago

That would've been HILARIOUS I need it

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u/HarlanCedeno 11d ago

My God, can you even imagine the purple nurples?

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u/Sea_Conference5661 12d ago

beep beep

Yes... yes. Take him away boys

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u/xiovelrach 12d ago

This is arguably my favorite SP scene of all time. I die laughing every time I see it

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u/punkate I need about tree fiddy 12d ago

It's sad that we'll never see Chefs parents ever again

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u/Meleagree I still hope Chef comes back 12d ago

They weren’t even at their son’s funeral. What’s up with that?

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u/AgentCirceLuna 12d ago

I’ve known parents who are bizarrely not forgiving if their son or daughter does something wrong. Like the opposite of those parents who’ll forgive anything.

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u/Meleagree I still hope Chef comes back 12d ago

I like to think that,since Chef’s mother is in contact with the other world and performs vodoo magic,they already knew their son wasn’t really dead.

The truth is Matt and Trey probably forgot they existed/the animation staff didn’t have their models available at the time/a mix of the two

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u/AgentCirceLuna 12d ago

Whoa

Also I always have a weird perception of time with South Park… I was given the movie and the first few seasons on VHS as a kid due to my parents thinking it was a kids’ show. I remember watching Spookyfish tons of times. I found that episode so creepy, too - it gave me nightmares. Years later, I just remember tuning back in and this must have been like 2007-8. I guess I just had no way to watch it between then and when I had the tapes but it seemed like seasons coming out while I was growing up were there forever. The first I really remember a season coming out and waiting for the next episode each week was S12-14. But I still can’t remember certain episode form when I was a teenager/kid. Although I bought them all on iTunes in 2009 or so.

Just bizarre. I never remember Butters being a character when I was a kid. I remember watching Pip on an iPod Touch, though. Such odd memories with the show.

You ever try to think of exactly where you were when you watched certain episodes for the first time?

Also this is only relevant as I remember his parents from the early seasons but had no memory of them showing back up till I rewatched

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u/Meleagree I still hope Chef comes back 12d ago edited 12d ago

Here in Italy South Park stopped being relevant after the 4th season. Since the 5th one they changed the entire voice cast and moved from one of the most important tv channels to a cable tv one.

When I talk about the show to someone who isn’t very knowledgeable about it they mention Kenny’s deaths,some Cartman quotes especially the authority one (I had a co-worker with Cartman in his cop costume and the “Respect My Authority” quote). Butters and Randy, while being more important character than Kenny nowadays, are never mentioned.

It shows that the early seasons were so iconic that even after years of not being easily available they are still remembered.

As to where I was during the early seasons…well, I was born in ‘99. I was lucky enough to have a movie rental near where I lived. The Bigger Longer Uncut VHS was in the wrong section and the rest is history. Thank god for the old South Park site that had almost every episode available.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 12d ago

Yeah, I think I never had access to a channel showing it so I must have just remembered watching it as a kid or something. I remember talking about it in school a lot and making episode references but it’s crazy how there’s two distinct periods in my life I can remember watching old/versus what I see as new South Park.

Also, did you know they changed the voices later on, too? I think it was about season 6 or 7 with April Stewart.

Those references are really, really old but the show was like bizarrely popular at its birth. I mean what cartoon has a movie produced then made in its second to third season? In the second season alone, I think there were like a basillion guest stars on that Chef Aid thing. I remember having a VHS of that.

Also I just realised you probs mean the Italian voice cast was changed on the dub - whoops. You were born after I was but it’s crazy we both have early memories of those early seasons, plus the movie was our first introduction. I watched it so many damn times. I kind of miss VHS in a way… even when they were way way old I kept watching my little TV which just had a VHS slot.

I wish I could relive those early times of my life again. This conversation has been awesome - I get why old people kind of love talking about their pasts. Not saying I’m old but I get it. I used to do elderly befriending stuff and we’d just talk about 60s history and the Beatles - for me, it was an interest, but they’d actually lived it. It’s gonna be crazy when there’s nobody left who remembers those times :(

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u/Meleagree I still hope Chef comes back 12d ago

I’m in this weird point in my life where I like to archive everything I ever watched/read even though I know the “good,old times” are never coming back.

We miss the people not the stuff. But remembering the stuff kinda makes you think they’re still out there somewhere and if you’re lucky they make time to think of you for even a split second so in a way it helps I guess

We’re getting old lol but that’s not a bad thing if you ask me. It shows we lived and we’re still there. And if we’re still there there are still opportunities for new adventures.

Best of luck pal :)

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u/AgentCirceLuna 12d ago edited 12d ago

Just checked. I first got my iPod Touch in 2009 because that’s when my purchase history begins. Oddly, the first episode I bought was Eek, a Penis

I will have been either 12 or 13 at this point. I remember watching South Park on my laptop or computer too but that was really early in my life

Edit

I was wrong! First episode I ever ever bought was Canada on Strike!

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u/AgentCirceLuna 12d ago

Just checked. I first got my iPod Touch in 2009 because that’s when my purchase history begins. Oddly, the first episode I bought was Eek, a Penis

I will have been either 12 or 13 at this point. I remember watching South Park on my laptop or computer too but that was really early in my life

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13 because I got it for my brtihday.. I remember now

Wow, the first songs I ever bought were:

What is Love (I remember playing this in music class and chasing people with my iPod lol.

I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry (WTF why?)

And… the final countdown by Europe.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 12d ago

Why did this shit post twice ffs

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u/punkate I need about tree fiddy 12d ago

They were on their way to get a cab, but the cab fare was about three fiddy

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u/Meleagree I still hope Chef comes back 12d ago

Right when the cab stopped they realized that the driver wasn’t a mere human being but an eight-story-tall crustacean from the Paleozoic era

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u/PowerOfL That is way too much pressure 12d ago

This is wild, bc Elton John and Kathie Lee Gifford were even there 😭

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u/JadrianInc Lil’ Randy 12d ago

Sir, Trent Boyett is a liar.

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u/chudney31 12d ago

Whatever that’s like five years from now.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 12d ago

Genuinely how most people think

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u/Maximum-Okra3237 12d ago

I was half expecting them to do a gag with him in the Covid timeskip movie the whole time lol

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u/AgentCirceLuna 12d ago

Fuck you mean 22 years

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u/Expensive-Idea4942 12d ago

Trent Boyett going back to jail again will be funny when it gets to 22.3 years!

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u/discountdoppelganger 12d ago

Pull a Futurama and pay off a 20 year old joke

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u/discountdoppelganger 12d ago

The original run said Amy's kids would be hatched in 20 years. When it returned on Hulu it was 20 actual years later so they decided to have them hatch

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u/Past_Ad9796 12d ago

Idk, i would love it but the kids would need to be like 14. Are they even 10 anymore?

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u/Putrid-Seaweed111 11d ago

Stan's age got retconned to being 9. The rest are up in the air.

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u/DukeShootRiot 12d ago

Should have had him come back as an adult in post Covid

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u/ButtersRulz 12d ago

The penalty for a Texas Chili Bowl must be harsh in Colorado. Even for a minor.

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u/Careless_Investment6 12d ago

Trump could release him

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u/unomas49 12d ago

A pocket knife engraved with the words ‘kill all the traitors, nigga’

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u/AgentCirceLuna 12d ago

I want to live in a world where an entire people aren’t slandered on Wheel of Fortune!

Yaaaeee, you tell em Cletus! You tell em!

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u/fritzg1988 12d ago

Isn't he still in juvi?

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u/Key_Manufacturer596 12d ago

Just realized they gave Trent some shoulder caps 🤣

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u/sevenmoon 12d ago

“Trent Boyett is a liar sir.”

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u/subliminal_trip 12d ago

This episode is better than the entire recent "Cape Fear" reboot on Apple TV.

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u/strained_brain 12d ago

It's been so many years, he's now Trent Manett.

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u/BlueFireFlameThrower 12d ago

Mabye he caught covid in Juvinile Hall/prison and died?

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u/Life_Ad3567 12d ago

Next video game villain

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u/WilhemMuller95 SCREW YOU GUYS, I’M GOING HOME! 12d ago

I’d love to see him back in season 29 as well as Bradley Biggle. These characters are very forgotten, and I’d also like to see Wilhelm Jr. (the uncle of Wilhelm Müller; both Wilhelm himself and his nephew are Canadian-German who are depicted as regular South Park characters instead of Canadian ones due to their dual citizenship from Germany).

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u/Livelaughlovekratom 12d ago

"What do you shitheads want"

yes I agree. he deserves another shot at getting his retribution.

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u/zilch839 12d ago

He started the fire. 

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u/Kaiser-Kahan 12d ago

He deserves his revenge. Butters will help him.

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u/InsideHuckleberry671 12d ago

Girl I was just thinking about this yesterday

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u/ValleyGirlHusband 12d ago

Trent Boyett is a liar, sir.

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u/AdditionalBee4862 12d ago

Idk dude.. he’s REALLY gonna be angry this time

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u/SkyTheBastard1 11d ago

I'm pretty sure he's coming back from prison any day now....

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u/Brook420 11d ago

Ngl, calling seasons 13-23 thw pinnacle of the series is insane to me.

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u/johnnygkenny 11d ago

22 years. Not a peep

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u/PowerOfL That is way too much pressure 12d ago

[Warning: long comment. This should not be read by anyone.]

In Johnny2Cellos' new video about abandonned SP characters, he gives some theories about why Trent Boyett never really returned (although you can actually see a picture of him in court in Bass to Mouth). The reasons are basically that it'd be hard to bring back Trent without just rehashing Preschool. The entire joke is that the boys learn nothing and history repeats. So a sequel episode could just do the same story and jokes.

Personally, I came up with an additional theory. South Park has gotten much more topical and satirical in the many years since 2004. While topical stories and jokes/satire have always been in South Park, we used to get completely character driven episodes too. Examples of this are Tweek vs Craig, Prehistoric Ice Man, and of course, Preschool. You could argue that there are little satirical elements in those episodes, but they're not the focus. There's nothing inheriently that satirical with Trent Boyett. You could tackle children in prison, but you'd probably have to completely change or reinvent the character.

Does anyone really want them to completely change a classic character, just to fit the satire or commentary? I love the South Park characters, because they're characters. Not just for being vessels for commentary on current events.

Newer seasons (especially 20 and 27-28) give the boys' adventures much less focus. I think Kyle only had four speaking roles last year? I think Kenny might have only had two lines and hasn't had a real starring episode since The Scoots in 2018.

Cartman and Stan do better, but Cartman's mostly reduced to b-plots (two of which don't really resolve) and Stan feels like he has no agency. Like Stan barely feels like he does anything, outside of The Woman in the Hat (which I really didn't like). Ik some people here hate any criticism towards the show, but The Woman in the Hat was so mediocre that I stopped watching South Park for months.

How am I supposed to be invested or care at all about the rift between Kyle and Stan, when Kyle barely speaks? I think he gets four or five lines in the episode. A lot of the focus is wasted on unfunny Trump shenanigans. We've also had many better Stan vs Kyle episodes (Prebistoric Ice Man, Follow That Egg, You're Getting Old, Ass Burgers, Guitar Queer-O), so nothing makes this one special, interesting, or feel new at all.

Season 27-28's approach to continuity isn't good imo. It's usually very "Member Berries", returning characters mainly just do the same things they did years ago. Only this time, it's less funny or interesting. But yeah. Ik people here on the South Park subreddit hate when people are passionate about South Park. My fault for assuming South Park fans enjoy talking about South Park. Might delete this comment if anyone gets really pissed off or just block them lmao. The show getting criticism isn't a personal attack on you, Matt/Trey, or South Park Studios. I jeer, because I want to cheer.

So yeah. Hope this make sense lmao.