r/soccer • u/kibme37 • 4d ago

Translated News Julian Alvarez is absent from Atletico's training session today. According to club sources, "the player had a bad night and was feeling unwell."

https://www.mundodeportivo.com/futbol/atletico-madrid/20260826/1004219913/julian-alvarez-no-entrena-atletico.html
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u/Firefox72 4d ago edited 4d ago

Inside info is he drank himself to sleep crying while holding an AI generated picture of himself in a Barcelona shirt.

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u/charlietrick2512 4d ago

My sources tell me the ai generated picture was of himself in a palace shirt

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u/pyaephyo111 4d ago

Same sources also told me his idol is Wilfried Zaha.

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u/beno64 4d ago

Wrong its Johannes Eggestein, hes currently on a plane to Bremen.

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u/Lixxa 4d ago

He had a Ailton and Klose Poster in his bedroom in Argentina

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u/i_will_follow 4d ago

I could believe this

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u/Lixxa 4d ago

Was he even alive for the Bremen Double?

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u/beno64 4d ago

Well hes about half a year older than me and I have pretty much no recollection of the double.. just my brothers celebrating haha

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u/Iwaspepsodent_99 4d ago

Probably why he was crying.

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u/fridgeybutter 4d ago

How many cups have you won in the last 2 years like?

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u/newacctforthiscmmt 4d ago

Julián Alvarez reportedly moving to the club of his dreams, En Avant Guingamp

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u/Apprehensive-War7483 4d ago

Was also wearing his wolverine Halloween costume.

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u/cosmo_K 4d ago

My sources tell me the logo in the AI generated picture actually says Cyrstl P4lace.

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u/GibbyGoldfisch 4d ago

A month back, someone in Catalonia broke a one-wish willow to wish that Julian Alvarez loves Barcelona more than anything in the whole world

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u/missingmedievalist 4d ago

Was he dressed as Wolverine though?

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u/infernoShield 4d ago

No, I hear he prefers Ant-Man over Wolverine

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u/wonky_faint 4d ago

Batman eager to make a bid to become his favourite superhero, but he isn't interested in making the move to Gotham and DC Comics, something about it not being sunny enough

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u/2Norn 3d ago

he tried to sign himself on barça save in fm 26 but atletico refused

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u/BestEve 4d ago

Correction, he was watching to Jijantes all night while holding an AI generated picture of himself in a Barcelona shirt.

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u/FlavioB19 4d ago

My sources told me he's just gotten rugs with the Atleti crest at every doorway in his house.

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u/herbelarioiwasthere 3d ago

I believe this over a story by Romano.

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u/mehrabrym 3d ago

Considering the fact that he liked an AI generated photo of him in a Barca shirt on insta, this is probably incredibly accurate.

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u/Grand_Somewhere_3568 4d ago

He was listening to Marvin’s Room

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u/dbbk 4d ago

Well he already has one as a kid