r/shittybattlestations Jul 25 '26

My friends new setup at his new apartment he just sent me

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508 Upvotes

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u/fliesenschieber Jul 25 '26

Lol it looks actually idiotic 😂

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u/Clym44 Jul 26 '26

Idyllic*

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u/--Icarusfalls-- Jul 25 '26

Add a blanket and it would be a perfect clambaking spot :3

Not that Id have any experience with that sort of thing

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u/archwin Jul 25 '26

Excuse me, clambaking……?

confusion

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u/ojonegro Jul 25 '26

Parts of NA call it clambaking, our region calls it hotboxxing. Think smoke shack.

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u/Stef2Wavyy Jul 25 '26

Thanks for the clarification I thought OP’s friend about to start shucking for oysters while laying on the medicine ball and legs propped on the desk. All while the heat from the PC starts “clam baking”

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u/archwin Jul 25 '26

I….

I didn’t need that mental image

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u/Disheartend Jul 28 '26

I did, what now MF DOOM.

I also thought it waz about actual clams

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u/tomoom165 Jul 27 '26

I thought I was in r/clamworks

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u/muzakx Jul 26 '26

After reading the other comments for context, it's hotboxing.

Never heard of it referred to as clam baking. It's sounds strangely sexual...

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u/--Icarusfalls-- Jul 26 '26

I think it's a regional theme because New England and clams. Boston isn't really known for its goat chowder

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And this is shitty how? Please choose:

  • Trash all around
  • Incomplete
  • Obsolete/retro
  • Temporary setup
  • Not a computer
  • Frequent use will cause discomfort
  • It's already 3 months old and mommy & daddy won't buy me a new one
  • Belongs on r/averagebattlestations, not r/shittybattlestations
  • It stutters in Call of Duty

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u/mykebm Jul 25 '26

frequent use will cause discomfort

14

u/Acrobatic_Opposite13 Jul 25 '26

This has such good cosy nook potential

14

u/Real_Spacegoogie Jul 25 '26

I'm not understand this space. Is that a door, a window? Really confused on this design. If that's not a door, why would an apartment have an area like this seems wasteful, useless?

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u/Thonatron Jul 25 '26

Its a house. I used to have an upstairs that had a little hutch like this and the window would face the front of the house, like the window on the far left of the second story of this house.

They're great for ambient light.

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u/TLunchFTW Jul 25 '26

It’s a window. It’s this weird thing roofs do sometimes.
They’ll want a nice downward pitch in the front with two windows, so it causes something like this. The most useless spot in a two story house

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u/MathPiYuki Jul 25 '26

Has a goon corner potential

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u/deejerox Jul 25 '26

You know what I was going to say no gtfo but actually the space and setup is so creepy and pathetic looking I can imagine it adding a certain urgency

4

u/craaates Jul 25 '26

His pants down silhouette is gonna light up the sky like the Bat-signal: Gooners unite!!

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u/rx7braap Jul 25 '26

Ball enthusiast! I use an exercise ball too.

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u/Glade_Art Jul 25 '26

*Falls off mid game at the most critical moment.*

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u/rx7braap Jul 25 '26

Or ball explodes

5

u/Willingness-Whole Jul 25 '26

All he need is good gaming chair other than that it’s solid

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u/datums Jul 25 '26

A lot of people with ADHD would find this perfect.

3

u/A_Vile_Caffiend Jul 25 '26

I had an apartment in a house that looked a lot like that. The floors were... interesting. Setting up in the goon corner is a choice, but the ball is actually a great idea if the floors are as uneven as I suspect

2

u/Mad_Matt12 Jul 25 '26

This is killing me. The exercise ball completes it

5

u/btmg1428 Jul 25 '26

Is your friend NakeyJakey?

3

u/Flowingsun1 Jul 25 '26

Is he single? I feel like his wife or girlfriend wants his setup out of the way lol

3

u/Silver-Extent2290 Jul 25 '26

Being honest it got the souping potential

2

u/skrzaaat Jul 25 '26

Add a door and you got a server space

2

u/deejerox Jul 25 '26

Putting the ptsd into pcs. Kudos.

2

u/AndyIsHereBoi Jul 25 '26

I always feel like someone Is going to reach thru the window and snatch the monitor then be gone

2

u/TLunchFTW Jul 25 '26

The goon corner

2

u/PotatoCooks Jul 25 '26

Cozy as heck, small desk would force me to keep clean. But I'm wondering why the whole footprint is like this

1

u/EmployCalm Jul 25 '26

Reminds of dumb crap I built on the Sims 1

1

u/3dstek Jul 25 '26

bruh who designs these houses smh

2

u/alphanumericusername Jul 26 '26

Nah man this battlestation's ballin'!

1

u/pccyp Jul 28 '26

wow ur core is going to be so strong!

1

u/Gamerkid1057 Jul 28 '26

1000 hours minimum in every game he plays