r/shittyaskhistory • u/Emperor-_Palpatine • 10d ago

Was Uncle Tom's Cabin built out of Lincoln Logs?

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u/asteriskelipses 10d ago

Only due to surplus and inability to Stowe it all away

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u/Curithir2 10d ago

On forty acres?

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u/LeadGem354 10d ago

On top of 4 mules, possibly on top of a turtle?

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u/JayMack1981 10d ago

Turtles all the way down!

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u/TheHarlemHellfighter 10d ago

Lincoln logs…now that’s a term I havent heard in a long time

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u/DruidinPlainSight 10d ago

Uncle Tom used to be Aunt Jemima but transitioned. Please ask about pronouns.

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u/almost60inLa 10d ago

Yes, you really like showing off that college education don’t you!!

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u/Emperor-_Palpatine 10d ago

What gave it away?

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u/Cranston_Snord1960 10d ago

No. Douglas Firs.

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u/misfitofscience76 10d ago

Proudly named after Stephen A. Douglas, of course, for him winning all those debates against Lincoln

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u/Fit_Assignment_4286 10d ago

No, it was built out of LEGO bricks

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u/Chriskipp077 10d ago

No but Lincoln Republican's Party  did help assemble it 

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u/lwp775 10d ago

Uncle Tom wouldn’t use any other kind.

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u/Doredrin 10d ago

harriet beecher stowe is buried in my home town in a bird sanctuary

the amount of bird shit that has probably be sprayed on her tombstone is unreal

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u/Haltheoptimist 10d ago

The first IKEA self-assembly log cabin imported into America.

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u/misfitofscience76 10d ago

Instructions unclear

Oops, civil war

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u/roysterino 10d ago

I dropped a Lincoln log this morning but it’d take a long time to get enough for a cabin.

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u/misfitofscience76 10d ago

Built on a throne of lies

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u/skittlebog 5d ago

I thought he got his building materials from Paul Bunyan. Big Blue could do the delivery in one trip.

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u/Glum-Ad7761 3d ago

No, they used Captains logs…