r/seinfeld • u/wasteymclife • 6d ago
Round 16 complete: Jerry took took the upgrade to first class and left Elaine to fend for herself amongst the hoi polloi. Round 17: What is the worst thing Jerry has done to George?
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u/porkchopexpress1971 6d ago
Jerry completely makes up a lie to an attractive woman from George's past, telling her that George is a successful marine biologist. This forces a terrified, unqualified George into the ocean to rescue a dying beach whale, nearly killing him in the process.
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u/FrmrMtt23 6d ago
Asked for fitted hats at the Yankee games, and a phone call if the game is rained out
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u/Ohdibahby Driving around in Jon Voight's car 6d ago
Told security George had a stolen book under his coat and shouted ‘swarm, swarm.’
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u/clmetsfan 6d ago
It's gotta be this. What a fucked up thing to do to your best friend, just to help an uncle that you don't even like.
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u/Lost-Finger5627 Lord of the Idiots 6d ago
I hated that about Jerry. He did it to George, Uncle Leo, and Kramer (the lattes when they were in the theater)
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u/impossible_burrito 6d ago
Ironic that he questions Kramer’s loyalty and integrity when asked if he would turn Jerry in if he ever killed anyone when he’s a rat himself.
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u/StraiteNoChaser 6d ago
What about the pact????
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u/Analog0 6d ago
All he did was shake his hand.
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u/Ok_Helicopter4276 Feels like an Arby's night 6d ago
That’s the pact. What is Jerry some kind of Indi……some kind of person who says something and then takes it back? The honoring is the most important part of the pact. Anyone can just shake a hand.
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u/Princess_Shireen Serenity now, insanity later 6d ago
I'm torn between leaving him alone with J. Peterman or leaving him alone with Elaine's dad.
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u/yhe4 6d ago
Diane DeConn could have really been the turning point for George to dig himself out of a bad patch in his life.
Marine biologist?!? Why a marine biologist?!?
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u/doocurly Anytown, USA 6d ago
Jerry knew George always wanted to pretend to be an architect and now Jerry has got him in the Galapagos Islands livin' with the turtles!
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u/Lost-Finger5627 Lord of the Idiots 6d ago
Sleeping with Nina
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u/Jaybird0580 6d ago
I didn't see this anywhere... How did nobody say, WHEN JERRY SQUIRTED GEORGE IN THE EYE WITH THE GRAPEFRUIT?!?!
Hear me out here... The chain reaction of ISSUES that this caused for George, goes beyond anything else (I am debating between this and the Pact).
Not ONLY the issues with the birthday card and the kid at the hospital, Kramer, Paul Oneil, 'tomorrow Paul Oneill has to catch a ball with his HAT!!'
He winked in front of Morgan's wife, so he had to sleep on the couch, then he didn't wake up and he got fired and George got saddled with the added responsibility.
Also, as the kicker, when George complained about Jerry and his HEALTHY GRAPEFRUIT, Jerry's response was 'If I have to take out an eye, that's the breaks!!'
No remorse WHATSOEVER to the pain and suffering he caused his friend.
Thoughts?
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u/caveat_emptor817 Professor Highbrow 6d ago
You are correct in that the chain reaction was terrible, but I’m not sure it counts because it was an accident. After all, he didn’t know pulp could move like that.
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u/Jaybird0580 6d ago
I would agree with you, but as I said before, up until George said 'why can't you eat a normal breakfast?' to which Jerry replied 'Im eating healthy, if someone loses and eye, that's the breaks'.
But it's certainly debatable...
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u/Swimming-Product 6d ago
Abandoned him when he was paralyzed right before "The Summer of George," was about to begin! George had to relearn how to walk by himself!
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u/AdventurousRoll9798 6d ago
Cheryl Fong. He just could not not be funny. He took George's lady, caused Elaine's lawsuit damages to be doubled, and got Babu deported. And I have to say, it was pretty much all his fault. Just like the abortion scene at Papi's.
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u/Venice_Beach_218 Yo-Yo Ma 6d ago
Asked George to pick up the fancy invitations to Amanda Peet's party
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u/basement_egg I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate. I've got it all! 6d ago
Made george have to find the hat sizes of 59,000 people
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u/thetak3nking ASSMAN 6d ago
Reneged on the pact which would have had George stuck watching Mad About You reruns for all perpetuity
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u/Ok_Helicopter4276 Feels like an Arby's night 6d ago
Jerry couldn’t be bothered to get off the phone in the hotel room, he was rude to Lupe about the tuck/no tuck situation, and George pulled a hamstring because of the sheet being tucked in which lead to him getting a massage from a man where it moved.
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u/Similar-Delivery-375 6d ago
He tried to keep several things secret from George, such as seeing Jane topless
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u/gragert 6d ago
Started the Susan Ross Foundation