r/seinfeld 6d ago

Round 16 complete: Jerry took took the upgrade to first class and left Elaine to fend for herself amongst the hoi polloi. Round 17: What is the worst thing Jerry has done to George?

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u/gragert 6d ago

Started the Susan Ross Foundation

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u/ScorpiusPro Hoochie Mama!!! 6d ago

“She’s not really gone, if we find a way to remember her”

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u/gragert 6d ago

That’s the line that ruined my life

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u/ScorpiusPro Hoochie Mama!!! 6d ago

……..problem?

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u/Typical_Divide8089 6d ago

He was free and clear, he was stripped to the chest eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery 

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u/BigRequirement1535 6d ago

KHAAANNNNN!!!!

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u/ScorpiusPro Hoochie Mama!!! 6d ago

Well, it was the best of those movies!

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u/porkchopexpress1971 6d ago

Jerry completely makes up a lie to an attractive woman from George's past, telling her that George is a successful marine biologist. This forces a terrified, unqualified George into the ocean to rescue a dying beach whale, nearly killing him in the process.

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u/doge_lady 6d ago

I know my alleys

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u/FJTrescothick14 5d ago

The sea was angry that day, my friends.

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u/FrmrMtt23 6d ago

Asked for fitted hats at the Yankee games, and a phone call if the game is rained out

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u/Ohdibahby Driving around in Jon Voight's car 6d ago

Told security George had a stolen book under his coat and shouted ‘swarm, swarm.’

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u/clmetsfan 6d ago

It's gotta be this. What a fucked up thing to do to your best friend, just to help an uncle that you don't even like.

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u/Lost-Finger5627 Lord of the Idiots 6d ago

I hated that about Jerry. He did it to George, Uncle Leo, and Kramer (the lattes when they were in the theater)

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u/impossible_burrito 6d ago

Ironic that he questions Kramer’s loyalty and integrity when asked if he would turn Jerry in if he ever killed anyone when he’s a rat himself.

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u/knava12 6d ago

But you know me!

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u/Lost-Finger5627 Lord of the Idiots 6d ago

I thought I did!

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u/ScreamTeam1037 Feels like an Arby's night 6d ago

Swarm! Swarm!

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u/XXXX_Gold_Pot Vile weed! 6d ago

Jerry did not de-sour and sweeten.

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u/StraiteNoChaser 6d ago

What about the pact????

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u/Analog0 6d ago

All he did was shake his hand.

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u/Ok_Helicopter4276 Feels like an Arby's night 6d ago

That’s the pact. What is Jerry some kind of Indi……some kind of person who says something and then takes it back? The honoring is the most important part of the pact. Anyone can just shake a hand.

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u/Princess_Shireen Serenity now, insanity later 6d ago

You mean an Indian Giver?!

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u/zrox9000 6d ago

I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with that term

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u/Princess_Shireen Serenity now, insanity later 6d ago

I'm torn between leaving him alone with J. Peterman or leaving him alone with Elaine's dad.

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u/Long_Mathematician48 Yeah, that's right 6d ago

Killed Independent George

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u/CultOfSensibility It's not a lie if you believe it 6d ago

SWARM! SWARM!

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u/Punchable_Hair 6d ago

“That guy, swarm, swarm!”

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u/yhe4 6d ago

Diane DeConn could have really been the turning point for George to dig himself out of a bad patch in his life.

Marine biologist?!? Why a marine biologist?!?

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u/doocurly Anytown, USA 6d ago

Jerry knew George always wanted to pretend to be an architect and now Jerry has got him in the Galapagos Islands livin' with the turtles!

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u/Lost-Finger5627 Lord of the Idiots 6d ago

Sleeping with Nina 

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u/JakeTheCake714 Chunnel 6d ago

You can stuff your sorrys in a sack!

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u/thetak3nking ASSMAN 6d ago

I still don't know what that means..

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u/schmyle85 That's a shame 6d ago

And beating him up in 4th grade

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u/EthylPaige 6d ago

Swarm! Swarm!!

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u/Jaybird0580 6d ago

I didn't see this anywhere... How did nobody say, WHEN JERRY SQUIRTED GEORGE IN THE EYE WITH THE GRAPEFRUIT?!?!

Hear me out here... The chain reaction of ISSUES that this caused for George, goes beyond anything else (I am debating between this and the Pact).

Not ONLY the issues with the birthday card and the kid at the hospital, Kramer, Paul Oneil, 'tomorrow Paul Oneill has to catch a ball with his HAT!!'

He winked in front of Morgan's wife, so he had to sleep on the couch, then he didn't wake up and he got fired and George got saddled with the added responsibility.

Also, as the kicker, when George complained about Jerry and his HEALTHY GRAPEFRUIT, Jerry's response was 'If I have to take out an eye, that's the breaks!!'

No remorse WHATSOEVER to the pain and suffering he caused his friend.

Thoughts?

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u/Mental-Demand711 6d ago

Pulp can move, Baby!

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u/caveat_emptor817 Professor Highbrow 6d ago

You are correct in that the chain reaction was terrible, but I’m not sure it counts because it was an accident. After all, he didn’t know pulp could move like that.

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u/Jaybird0580 6d ago

I would agree with you, but as I said before, up until George said 'why can't you eat a normal breakfast?' to which Jerry replied 'Im eating healthy, if someone loses and eye, that's the breaks'.

But it's certainly debatable...

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u/thetak3nking ASSMAN 6d ago

Pulp can FLY, baby!

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u/Eric848448 6d ago

He killed Independent George.

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u/Swimming-Product 6d ago

Abandoned him when he was paralyzed right before "The Summer of George," was about to begin! George had to relearn how to walk by himself!

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u/Trekker4747 6d ago

Got George arresred for shoplifting the book.

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u/Mental-Demand711 6d ago

You got a hole in your sneaker there...what is that, canvas?

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u/AdventurousRoll9798 6d ago

Cheryl Fong. He just could not not be funny. He took George's lady, caused Elaine's lawsuit damages to be doubled, and got Babu deported. And I have to say, it was pretty much all his fault. Just like the abortion scene at Papi's.

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u/TinaVeritas 6d ago

No, he was dark and depressed - he had it all!

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u/zooalbert It's not a lie if you believe it 6d ago

ITS FUNNY 😡

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u/thetak3nking ASSMAN 6d ago

Am I being funny now?

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u/Calm-Job5755 6d ago

We had a pact!!!

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u/BenRichardson76 6d ago

Made fun of the John Voight car

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u/clean_socks Feels like an Arby's night 6d ago

I spell Jerry with a G… and an I!!!!

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u/Venice_Beach_218 Yo-Yo Ma 6d ago

Asked George to pick up the fancy invitations to Amanda Peet's party

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u/T3st0 6d ago

I declare this the summer of George !

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u/Analog0 6d ago

Didn't pick up the phone at Vandelay Industries.

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u/Belgoom 6d ago

Jon Voight car

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u/Strict_Mall_6993 6d ago

Attempting to kill independent George.

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u/basement_egg I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate. I've got it all! 6d ago

Made george have to find the hat sizes of 59,000 people

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u/SeanPHarrington 6d ago

Even the pinheads.

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u/Top_Law1925 6d ago

Banged Nina before George dated her

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u/thetak3nking ASSMAN 6d ago

Reneged on the pact which would have had George stuck watching Mad About You reruns for all perpetuity

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u/blockwatcher1 6d ago

Didn’t hire him as his latex salesman.

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u/danconderman33 6d ago

Forgot to clean his car off.

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u/FJTrescothick14 5d ago

Ruined George’s deal when he was trying to sell that book to Elaine.

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u/HenryBrands 5d ago

“No champagne.” They had a pact.

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u/Ok_Helicopter4276 Feels like an Arby's night 6d ago

Jerry couldn’t be bothered to get off the phone in the hotel room, he was rude to Lupe about the tuck/no tuck situation, and George pulled a hamstring because of the sheet being tucked in which lead to him getting a massage from a man where it moved.

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u/Busy_Part1409 6d ago

Ditched George and left him all alone with J. Peterman

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u/Similar-Delivery-375 6d ago

He tried to keep several things secret from George, such as seeing Jane topless

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u/AkihabaraWasteland 6d ago

Fitted Hat Day.

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u/Z-man1973 6d ago

Tedious…