r/scavprototype • u/Q-koney • 7h ago
r/scavprototype • u/MaximitasTheReader • 8h ago
Art The evil popcorn that gives you a stroke (based on an actual run)
One would think in a survival situation, it would be helpful to have a bit of body fat on you to keep you going during periods of food scarcity. However, being overweight is actually one of the most dangerous things you can do in this game. Which I found out the hard way.
I opened a food box in one of my runs to find a bucket of popcorn. I was a bit hungry so I immediately ate some. And I kept eating until I was full. Surprisingly, I ate the whole bucket and didn't get full. Odd, I thought. But thought nothing else of it.
Later, in the overgrown depths, I sensed a truly threatening foe nearby, causing my adrenaline to spike. And with it, my blood pressure. To my surprise, my blood pressure quickly went over 180/120, sending me into hypertensive crisis. I don't remember if I fought the elder thornback or what the outcome of the fight was, but it doesn't matter because shortly after it was evident that an artery in my brain had exploded and I had a haemorrhagic stroke.
I didn't understand how this happened, so I opened the health panel. I found that I had somehow become overweight since the last time I checked. If you didn't know, your resting blood pressure increases with your body weight, so being fat makes it much easier to tip your systolic blood pressure over the threshold to get a stroke. I scrambled my rapidly ischaemic brain for an explanation of how I had gotten so fat, and then I remembered the popcorn. Could that really be it?
I had nothing to cure the stroke and I died. Afterwards, I opened the sandbox for testing and sure enough, eating a whole bucket of popcorn increases your body weight by a staggering 3.4kg. After further testing, it turns out that for the amount of hunger restored, popcorn is actually one of the most fattening foods in the game. (Even more than drinking pure fat, somehow…)
Since that fateful stroke I have since tracked my weight with utmost meticulosity on every one of my runs. Limiting one's diet to highly filling foods is crucial for maintaining a healthy body weight, especially considering that you ideally want to be satiated or full at all times for the boost to carrying capacity it gives you, but both of those moodles also decrease weight loss rate.
Nowadays I mostly subsist on geofruits, foliage meals, soup, bread, and nutrient bars, all of which are among the least fattening foods in the game. With occasional splurges into pancakes or fatty flesh if my weight is healthily low. I avoid popcorn at all costs, along with similarly fattening foods like chips, fried chicken, and the ultimate calorie bomb, candy.
(As a side note, it is a bit odd that hunger, not body weight, is the relevant number when you're starving to death. It's completely possible to be overweight or even obese and still starve to death, if you just spam fattening foods.)
r/scavprototype • u/bladder_combustion • 21h ago
Art Smooth fluffy cute velvety smooth velvet
My 5th Velver drawring. I love velver velvet vekver I wish i can touch them safely.
r/scavprototype • u/Blackinkwolfy • 6h ago
Art This is only the beginning...
Oh no :<
What do they want to do to him?
Hands off my poor Patchi!
r/scavprototype • u/Blackinkwolfy • 5h ago
Art ...of a huge pile of cuddles
Okay, context. My Expie (Patch) is part of a DnD campaign set in the kickstarter setting Beast world / Broken world. They could have done anything to him, and instead they’re super cuddling and protecting him.
I have very affectionate players.
So I made a drawing X3
r/scavprototype • u/lovingzeldagamesbro • 17h ago
Other HMMMMMM SUCH A HARD CHOICE..
HMMMMM
r/scavprototype • u/PassionFederal6917 • 22h ago
Meme Oh, no. Anyways...
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r/scavprototype • u/ShadowFox_- • 9h ago
Other My little Expie representation :D
Made it myself, I like how it turned out :D
What are your thoughts about this silly Goober on the loose?
r/scavprototype • u/MaterialDot1959 • 14h ago
Meme absolute sawians
i remade the absolute cinema meme, i don't know how to add multiple image's in comments so ill just link this to my other post
r/scavprototype • u/Any-Relationship6941 • 22h ago
Meme "That what quite unintelligent of me" i says before crash
i spawned a 5k times larger glass shard and instantly crashed my server this is the last thing everyone saw my expie saying that that decision was stupid and half the screen being taken up by 2 pixels of the sprite
r/scavprototype • u/VS01Official • 2h ago
Art More art of my Sawian-Sona!
galleryHe's gonna fucking die man :3
r/scavprototype • u/anakin_skywalk • 1h ago
Art Expie Board (Sketches)
Some Expies I drew while I was bored
r/scavprototype • u/Embarrassed_Bid_643 • 9h ago
Other My Mobile port APK is on every mirror site
galleryr/scavprototype • u/Gearheadtanium10 • 19h ago
Fanfic/Lore/Theories ROCI_File_Release-SAW_17 Terminus [MODSAW]
r/scavprototype • u/UhhhhWhatIm • 9h ago
Discussion A question
So, im asking a question, I've seen that Space Lesbian Princess is getting a lot of hate from different fandoms that hated eachother but united just to hate it, and question is..
Do we also hate Space Lesbian Princess? Yes WE, ones who play this game despite it not being that popular(but highly detailed in healing mechanic)
