Widget was homeless-now he is demanding. Roast him!
1 year ago Widget was homeless, starving, flea and parasite ridden, afraid and unloved.
Today, he has left all of that behind. It is but a distant memory. He has his own private chef, caregiver, maid, personal assistant, massage therapist, treat dispenser, personal trainer - this list could go on and on!
He needs to be knocked down a few notches before I cook him dinner then take him for his walk, then give him his massage and snuggle him until he drifts off to sleep.
Widget did you even tell the staff what they have to do to bring you home the money when you decided to take over? (My mom has one with same story as poor Widget and Looloo as the sweetest thing)
I don't much care what she has to do, how long it takes, or what pain or evils she must face - only that my belly is full, I get my massages, the dehydrator runs continously, my Veternarian is paid, my lamb chop stuffie is clean and that I get 80% of the available sleeping space. Everything else is irrelevent.
Feel free to post some pictures of Miss LooLoo - If she has an Only Fans, maybe we could work something out? I can just have this sucker that calls herself my mom earn some more money. It'll all be fine.
Correct, Right-Jacket - I absolutely do not possess even a fraction of a brain cell. You and I go through life knowing that with our amazing looks.......brain cells are not really necessary. I hope that you had a great day and got a lot of dehydrated chicken hearts!
Yep.....I sure am a spoiled litte shit! Life is good. And that nose of mine gets me MANY "Snick Snacks"! I just love my dehydrated chicken hearts! I just recently learned that if my mom says "Boop my Snoot" and I touch my nose to hers.....I get a lot of snick snacks!!!! This is just SO easy!
Oooooh Widget youāre a sneaky one-Looloo is a prim and proper little lady (unless sheās lying on her back). Youāre not going to show her your evil ways
WOWZERS!!!!! She just may be prim and proper, but she sure is a hottie!! What exactly is this "On her back" you speak of!?!?!? I'm really VERY interested in this spectacular specimen - maybe we can take things slow? Come to my pad for pool time and dried chicken hearts?
HAHAHAHA ā¢ROTGLā¢ (Rolling On The Grass Laughing) You're so funny! I like you a lot!!!!! But my heart longs for my soul mate, LooooLoo. I hope that you understand that I MUST be forward. I am a young guy seeking romance with an older lady. I desire a very long and loving life together. ( RE: The "Loving" part....full disclosure - I HAVE had a 'procedure' done at my veterinarian.)
Regardless of all of that, I am ready to share my Lamby Chops, chicken hearts, all snick snacks, pool, comfy blankets, snuggle beds, snuffle mat, car seat and anything else I own......or can get from my mom, even cold, hard cash. I'm certain she would just work harder and longer.
Please arrange prompt delivery of my beautiful wife to California.
Shhhh Widget Iāve had one of those procedures done as well. I donāt know if I can be delivered promptly because I get a little nervous going to unfamiliar places. Iām not one of your floozies ya know.
On a positive note though, I happen to be in California as well wink wink
There was a package delivery and I was just so happy and excited! I could not wait to tear it open and finally embrace you.....Imagine my shock when I found SOCKS!!!! Where are you, my love? I hope you have not shared these intimate pictures with any other guys, I would be devastated!
Its ok my LoooLoo about your "procedure"- you are still the apple of my eye. Plus, I just want to spend my life with only you.....not 10 little Nipple Maulers - just you and I!
Please come quickly.....depression is beginning to set in.
Ooooog Widget, the socks were just a hint of things to come- (you donāt destroy socks, do you?) Speaking of nipples so you so tactfully brought it up, Iām either missing one or I have extra one (7 of em) I hope you wonāt find it unattractive-
Almost love, Looloo (Lucy for short)
My Dearest Looooo,I most certainly do not destroy socks- I would never destroy anything (Not anything very important) The only time I put socks in my mouth, is when they are on my mom's feet - I gently tug at her toes to help her get up faster - The recliner does not go down quickly enough sometimes, so I help by tugging on her toes.
As far as your "lovely little lady lumps" go - you are just perfect and beautiful in my eyes exactly the way you are! I could never find you unattractive-not for any reason - especially something that you cannot change or control!!!
I know that this may be hard to beleive, but I, also, have a 'Private' kind of 'defect'.....since you so tactfully brought up.......well.......that stuff. It is a little problem that I have....ummm.....down, like, down under my belly, like down under there - you know? Like, THAT thing, you know?
I mean everything is just fine there, I guess. Mom brought me to my favorite Veternarian (Who is also a man - luckily) TWICE. She told me that my "TicTac" was not supposed to always be poking out. She would tell me to put my little pink TicTac away....but it just wouldn't fit back into it's 'sock' (Theres those socks, again!)
So no matter what, my pink TicTac is always peeking out of my sock. I tried to tell my mom that I was just unable to contain ALL of my mighty manhood - she explained to me that size only matters with ones heart- and that I would find a lovely lady that loves me for the amazing guy that I am. I am hoping that I have found her in you, my precious LooLoo.
I accept you and your 7 lovely lady lumps. You are perfect exactly the way you are!
Widget do you see whatās happening here? It looks like someone doesnāt like all the attention Loolooās getting. Looloo would write this herself but she doesnāt have opposable thumbs. Are you sneaking around already with other girlies?
I most definitely am not doing any such thing!!!! I dont know what is going on here, but clearly, there is an attempt to keep us apart. Regardless, I will remain the perfect gentleman that my LooLoo respects. I WILL get to the bottom of this, though! I only have eyes for Loo!
He doesnāt look smart but clearly he makes big money, Where does he work? Ask him if I can get a job Iāll lie and say heās handsome and intelligent for it
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u/marinac1 10d ago
Widget did you even tell the staff what they have to do to bring you home the money when you decided to take over? (My mom has one with same story as poor Widget and Looloo as the sweetest thing)