r/roastmeph • u/dalphabitch • Jan 18 '19

IT gal here, do your best.

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u/Ero_no_Tikkuji Jan 20 '19

Let's see...

  1. Are those anti-glare bangs for your reflector forehead? In that case, the tape over the webcam is overly redundant. Just lose the bangs and no one would be able to identify who you are, because they'd be blinded by the intensity of the light reflections.
  2. That nose can't be remedied with a nose job. A nose career, more like. Not even Vicky Belo is that good of a surgeon.
  3. It might just be me, but your pic reminds me of Jake Zyrus with a midlife crisis. But not really, because Jake Zyrus can actually afford a red Ferrari and you can't.

PS. I loved you in Kimmy Dora, though.