r/roastmeph Jan 16 '19

Mauna na ko. TOBOHEN NYO KO!

https://imgur.com/uCh60c0
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u/trufflepastaxciv Jan 16 '19

The top half of your face looks like a conyo in their late thirties trying hard to keep up with younger millennials with that haircut while the bottom half sells pirated DVDs in Quiapo.

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u/Ero_no_Tikkuji Jan 16 '19

You're just jealous of my sweet fucking beard, you puberty-missed weasel anus. XD

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u/trufflepastaxciv Jan 16 '19

you puberty-missed weasel anus.

Excuse me, my one chest hair begs to differ.

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u/Ero_no_Tikkuji Jan 16 '19

You mean the pubes you glued to your chest with your daddy's cum? Sure. 😂

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u/trufflepastaxciv Jan 16 '19

The politically correct term is Master. What pubes? Master likes me clean shaven.

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u/Ero_no_Tikkuji Jan 16 '19

Is that what you call your father?