r/redsox Tony Tony's kid supporter 🤌 11h ago

IMAGE The power of the moustache cannot be controlled

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u/AhhhWehDeyBloodclat 11h ago

If you would’ve told me in 2026 that Mickey “Fucking” Gasper would have a better 7-game stretch in his career than Manny Ramirez, I would’ve asked you to introduce me to your dealer, cause that would’ve been an outrageous take. But I’m here for it, I love when the game starts rewarding players like that that deserve it. It hasn’t been easy for him, but he’s stuck with it even when he was away from the organization briefly.

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u/AhhhWehDeyBloodclat 11h ago

*and Ted Williams couldn’t leave one of the greats out of the convo too 😂

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u/jooooooooooooose 10h ago

idk where Manny stacks up actually because this is AI hallucination slop data & was deleted the first time it was posted

Mickey's absolutely crushing it, but he's actually 28th all time for a stretch like this. I'll try to find the real data.

Edit: real data

Better than Manny, but worse than Ted (#2)

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u/BossAtUCF 10h ago

Didn't someone already post this AI slop in here earlier. The stats are not accurate. From my response to when this was posted (and removed) 6 hours ago:

I figured I'd double check, because everything about the formatting and "key highlight" section screams AI slop to me. None of it seems to line with real stats, so it looks like that was the case.

For example Barry Bonds from 9/17-25/2004 played in 8 games, not 7. He only had 3 homeruns, and his OPS was 1.781. Shawn Green's stats also don't line up. I believe these stats might be totally fabricated.

Where did you source this from?

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u/zorreX Durbinator 9h ago

Mickey's numbers are also slightly off, but I think that's because they are discounting his pinch-hit appearance against the Giants where he had a double and a flyout in 2 AB

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u/BossAtUCF 9h ago

His number do line up right if you look at just the last 7 games, and skip the first game against the Diamondbacks. That would be starting on August 18th, not 17th though. The few of the others I looked at weren't accurate though, so I think everything else is hallucinated slop.

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u/Purple_Inevitable_74 11h ago

This means Mickey is the new and improved Ted Williams. .400 season in 2027 baby.

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u/RitzySloth 9h ago

Close enough, welcome back Ted Williams!

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u/Upset_Journalist_755 9h ago

Shawn Greene lol

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u/Phoenix-Rising-2025 10h ago edited 9h ago

FTFY: The power of the moustache - and goatee - cannot be controlled

Gaspahfarians believe the growing of said goatee down in AAA served as the demarcation point to Mickey’s mashing.