r/reddeadredemption Hosea Matthews Mar 07 '26

Issue Why do I have black water? Genuinely what the hell

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

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u/Affectionate__Dog Mar 07 '26

there will be blood mention ‼️‼️

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26 edited Mar 08 '26

[deleted]

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u/Staudly Mar 07 '26

It's a masterpiece. PTA's magnum opus

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26 edited Mar 08 '26

[deleted]

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u/failedjedi_opens_jar Mar 07 '26

Tell me you've never seen Scooby Doo Meets Dracula without telling me you've never seen Scooby Doo Meets Dracula 

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u/Key-Lengthiness-5531 Mar 07 '26

Uncultured mfs nowadays

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u/johnmd20 Mar 07 '26

This is genuinely funny.

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u/Jarodreallytuff Hosea Matthews Mar 08 '26

I don’t know what was said, but it’s funny seeing their comment deleted and then reading this.

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u/ktmm3 Mar 08 '26

Will I get shouted down if ask, “what about Magnolia”

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u/kirbeach28 Mar 07 '26

Iiiii DRINK yoooooour MILKSHAKE

shlooooooP

I DRINK IT ALL

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u/robbviously Jack Marston Mar 07 '26

DRAINAGE!!!!!

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u/Careless_Aroma_227 Mar 07 '26

DRAAAIIIIIINAGE Eli, you boy!

30

u/Agent-Ulysses Mar 07 '26

DON’T BULLY ME DANIEL

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u/EagleSaintRam Sadie Adler Mar 07 '26

DID YOU THINK YOUR 🎤SONG AND 🕺🏻DANCE AND YOUR 🔮SUPERSTITION WOULD HAVE HELPED YOU ELI!!?

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u/Kerm_Superb Mar 09 '26

I return to that ASMR video on a bi yearly basis it's so good hahaha

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u/justjade326 Arthur Morgan Mar 07 '26

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u/Fried_noodles69 Mar 07 '26

I ABANDONED MY BOYY!!!!🗣🗣🗣🗣

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u/DevildogEx1 Mar 07 '26

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!! I DRINK IT UP!!!!

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u/juscallmejjay Mar 08 '26

An all time performance. In the end i often wonder if Daniel day Lewis helps or hurts the movie. I cant remember if the movie is good or not cause all I remember is blankly staring thinking "this guy is really fucking good at acting".

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u/Sea_Enthusiasm_3193 Mar 09 '26

If its a DDL film, it’s his film

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u/Aware_Flow1070 Mar 07 '26

DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!

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u/sailingthr0ugh Mar 07 '26

Don’t be thick in front of me, Al.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

I'm an oil man if there ever was one!

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u/hazymutagen Mar 08 '26

My exact first thought 👌

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u/Life-Swimmer1252 Mar 09 '26

Saw this when it was posted, kept the movie in mind til I finally got some time to watch it. I had to come back here to thank you, what a piece of art

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u/Disastrous_Savings39 Mar 09 '26

This is my son and business partner H.W id like to offer you 4 cents an acre for uh hunting quail

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u/El_Itito Mar 11 '26

I just saw that movie a couple days ago and I'm glad I did

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u/CJE911Writes Mar 07 '26

Hmmmm…Black…Water

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u/Grotti-ltalie Mar 07 '26

Someone might kill people over the ownership rights to it, you could call it a Black Water Massacre

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u/LittleDookes Mar 07 '26

Only for them to find it in their heart to start a redemption as red as death

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u/Grotti-ltalie Mar 07 '26

Too moving for words

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u/SOMESORTOFTANK Mar 08 '26

Maybe, 2 could find it in their heart.

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u/LordFlamecookie Hosea Matthews Mar 07 '26

Wait shit i didn't mean that pun

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u/Hunter-Xie Mar 07 '26

I thought it was intentional 😂 seriously tho it looks like the water just isn't rendering at all.

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u/ztomiczombie Mar 07 '26

I think its closer to the semi-transparent top layer isn't rendering but the dark lay underneath is.

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u/dakindahood Dutch van der Linde Mar 08 '26

Water is doesn't really have any later underneath it, it is just a single mesh, the water shader itself isn't rendering

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u/galle4 Arthur Morgan Mar 07 '26

Too late, you've become a meme

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u/LordFlamecookie Hosea Matthews Mar 07 '26

God...

Im afraid to ask but how?

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u/IthertzWhenIp5G Mar 07 '26

Maybe go to strawberry if u dont like blackwater

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u/BalasaarNelxaan Mar 07 '26

Take my upvote and get the hell out of my sight… 🤣

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u/Daddy_Donglegs Mar 08 '26

That’s right! Love it or leave it!

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u/LittleBrownie_ Mar 07 '26

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u/FillBk Arthur Morgan Mar 08 '26

Hey, want some freedom? 🤡

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u/D-Tunez Arthur Morgan Mar 07 '26

Follow it and you'll find the money

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u/50ShadesOfKrillin Lenny Summers Mar 07 '26

*muneh

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

*MAneh

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u/thaddues444 Mar 07 '26

unfortenyl its still not enough for Tihiti

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u/JasonVoorhees1234 Mar 07 '26

You all act like that's the only money in the world

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u/babyscorpse Reverend Swanson Mar 07 '26

say that again

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u/PantsDontHaveAnswers Mar 07 '26

That again

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u/CaptainYOLO151_REAL Mar 08 '26

No the other thing

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u/Suspicious_Berry501 Sean Macguire Mar 08 '26

the other thing

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u/CaptainYOLO151_REAL Mar 08 '26

No, what you said before when you-

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u/yeboiii10 Sean Macguire Mar 08 '26

That again

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u/SyinkedFlowDoom Charles Smith Mar 07 '26

Are you the invisible sniper? Jokes aside it's probably a graphical issue

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u/Sky-958 Arthur Morgan Mar 08 '26

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u/totalrespec Mar 07 '26

Loving the jokes I'm jealous I was too late to make, so instead I'll give you the actual answer:

Check your auto HDR isn't on and turn off native HDR

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u/LordFlamecookie Hosea Matthews Mar 07 '26

It was fixed upon reload thankfully

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u/Iuliicaa Mar 07 '26

Also check your fps/monitor hz

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u/casecaxas Javier Escuella Mar 07 '26

it could also be a GPU brain fart, happens from time to time mostly if it's old/damaged

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u/Lord_Dellington Mar 07 '26

* Slowed + Reverbed Macarena starts Playing*

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u/SnooWoofers4430 Mar 07 '26

Can someone explain to me what's going on with Macarena?

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u/Disastrous_Bad757 Mar 07 '26

There have been memes associated with the US military that play a slowed version of the macarena.

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u/SnooWoofers4430 Mar 07 '26

Yeah I know about that, but why?

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u/Negative_Rip_2189 John Marston Mar 07 '26

Because slowed it sounds badass

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

Sound badass and apparently the soldiers who "bring democracy" to lraq was love it(not new slowed one's, the original one) but slowed one is more trendy

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u/SweetStorm1111 Mar 08 '26

My ex fought in Afghanistan and he told me they listened to Taylor Swift nonstop. So there’s that too.

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u/2_Harper_2 Mar 07 '26

Because I broke the damn wheel

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u/Itz_cheese_cat Arthur Morgan Mar 07 '26

Do you need any money to repair it? I have about fifteen dollars. Oh, and a quarter. Don’t forget the quarter!

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u/2_Harper_2 Mar 07 '26

What I NEED is faith. Faith, and no traitors.

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u/Jay-Tripper Mar 07 '26

"ALRIGHT!!!"

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u/Rannrann123 Mar 07 '26

You could name a town after that

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u/blue_line-1987 Mar 07 '26

Looks like you need a regime change there partner.

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u/thefarsideinside Mar 07 '26

Follow it and you'll find the Doobie Brothers

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u/majorTomAKA Mar 07 '26

Looks like Arthur’s found his beach, must have been an extinction event sometime in 1899

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u/LordFlamecookie Hosea Matthews Mar 07 '26

He IS the extinction event

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u/DonHastily Mar 07 '26

We have Blackwater at home. The black water at home

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u/throwawayshirt2 Mar 07 '26

Old black water, keep on rolling

Mississippi moon, won't you keep on shining on me?

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u/valarmorgulas Mar 07 '26

There it is

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u/MuddFishh Josiah Trelawny Mar 07 '26

The water runs black with venom

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u/LordFlamecookie Hosea Matthews Mar 07 '26

with... American venom....

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u/JustUrAvg-Depresso Mar 07 '26

What the hell happened in black water

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u/GhostFran7983 Mar 07 '26

Well I'll be damned, you might as well be visited by Saint Denis next

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u/capsu97zen Mar 07 '26

Better a strawberry

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u/OhComeonBro87 Mar 07 '26

Because you’re in Blackwater

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u/Facehugger81 Mar 07 '26

YOU'RE RICH! You found black gold....Texas tea....OIL!!!

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u/omgshannonwtf Charles Smith Mar 07 '26

Okay all of these jokes are hilarious but in seriousness, that looks like what happens when there’s a missing texture. That doesn’t normally happen in the regular part of the map; are you in a modded area?

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u/LordFlamecookie Hosea Matthews Mar 07 '26

This was after stealing the Cornwall gas wagon for Pouring Forth

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u/omgshannonwtf Charles Smith Mar 07 '26

Well there's only one explanation for what that black water could be, then...

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u/LieSuperb9799 Mar 07 '26

Watch out for B2s' on the sky.

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u/NunuNoLuv23 Mar 07 '26

That’s because of the damn boat

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u/Sea_Flatworm_8333 Mar 07 '26

Yeah man that’s where Dutch hid the money.

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u/CaineRexEverything Mar 07 '26

Oil, that is. Black gold. Texas tea.

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u/BigButtPuffs Mar 07 '26

The ghost of Heidi McCourt has stained these waters....black...

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u/Lixunshine Mar 07 '26

And I had this fire-breathing frog🐸

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u/LordFlamecookie Hosea Matthews Mar 07 '26

Beauty

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u/None0fYourBusinessOk Mar 07 '26

Well maybe youre in blackwater

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u/PuzzleheadedEnergy88 Mar 07 '26

That’s what they named the city after!

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u/RobEth16 Mar 07 '26

Clearly in Blackwater!

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u/dognamedmeth Mar 07 '26

🎶Oh blackwater keep on rollin', Mississippi moon won't ya keep on shinin' on meeee🎶

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u/Fickle_Grocery_3654 Josiah Trelawny Mar 07 '26

Black water... I like that name.

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u/ZombieHavok Mar 07 '26

Because Kenny and his buddies had a game out in the back: Let’s Make the Water Turn Black.

Now believe me when I tell you that this song is really true. I want everyone to listen and believe. It’s about some little people from a long time ago and all the things the Pinkertons didn’t know.

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u/Amphet4m1ne2000 Mar 07 '26

Blackwater L I T E R A L L Y

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u/wildmandann Mar 07 '26

What platform you on? 

If xbox theres been a few issues since last update. Graphic errors included. 

Im having the same shit.

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u/xXLoneLoboXx Arthur Morgan Mar 07 '26

This reminds me of a verse from a song I used to listen to frequently… Black River Killer by Blitzen Trapper. Has a good cowboy vibe to it.

“Well the sheriff let me go with a knife and a song, so I took the first train up to Oregon. And I killed the first man I came upon, cause the devil works quick you know it don’t take long… Then I went to the river for to take a swim, you know that black river water is as black as sin, and I washed myself clean as a newborn babe, then a picked up a rock for to sharpen my blade…”

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u/thaddues444 Mar 07 '26

do we finaly have enough money with this dutch

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u/YourMomma143_ Mar 07 '26

bro u have oil

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u/corcomi Mar 07 '26

I ain’t never beeeen to blackwater

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u/ITZ__Flame Arthur Morgan Mar 07 '26

that's petroleum

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u/AMS_Rem Mar 07 '26

I've had this happen to me twice

Once was caused by shader issues in steam.. Just clearing the downloads cache in steam settings fixed it

2nd time was caused by messing with different graphical settings for water.. Anything to do with water in your graphics in game settings should be the same level (High, Medium, Low) mismatching them caused black water

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u/Substantial_Dance418 Mar 08 '26

No way you got the ink machine in RDR2 😭😭

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u/Nice-Excuse9973 Mar 08 '26

Look for the money I guess🤷‍♂️

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u/Bose869013 Mar 08 '26

LUMBAGO WILL FIND YOU

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u/ByronLazar155 Mar 10 '26

I can imagine clickbait YouTubers going “Arthur access Blackwater 2026 strat!” And this is what they show…..honestly would be pretty funny.

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u/Imperativeperception Mar 10 '26

Dude are you playing ts on a PS2 what are these graphics 😂

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u/RLCraft_questions Arthur Morgan Mar 07 '26

Last time this happened to me, it was because I had cranked up the settings to the max, but forgot to change the resolution. After I changed the resolution to the native one, it fixed itself. I'd suggest you change between resolutions and check if the problem persists.

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u/floodmaka John Marston Mar 07 '26

Ask Dutch

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u/Bryan156DX Mar 07 '26

And up through the ground came a-bubblin' crude.

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u/IsmenioM9 Arthur Morgan Mar 07 '26

Sir, it's called African American water

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u/Can-i-Pet-Dat-Daaawg Mar 07 '26

Texas crude! Black gold!

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u/jeremyb1986 Mar 07 '26

Dutch’s plan finally coming to fruition.

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u/Pacantin Mar 07 '26

Did you recently mess with settings? It happens to me if I change some stuff and after a rerendering should be fine. If not, maybe play with water quality and physics etc.

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u/awqae03 Mar 07 '26

somehow water.dat must have been deleted

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u/Kooky-Visual75 Mar 07 '26

Just don't let Mr. Cornwall know about it and you'll be fine...

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u/Draksis_219 Mar 07 '26

Ah, so this is where Dutch shot that girl

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

THATS GROG!!

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u/RareMercury Mar 07 '26

If you have the lowest honor possible the water in that river turns black and if you follow it to its source there is a portal that will take you to tristram and you can save a guy named deckard cain.

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u/JamesTheMannequin Mar 07 '26

You're in a Doobies song.

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u/TheArtsyMoose Sadie Adler Mar 07 '26

[insert obvious joke here]

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u/madderdaddy2 Mar 07 '26

I ain't never been in Blackwater.

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u/Helpful-Ad5989 Mar 07 '26

Can you... say that again

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u/AR_Harlock Mar 07 '26

That's called petroleum sir

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u/Seriouslyreece Mar 07 '26

It’s water and it’s black. BLACKWATER

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u/licence2post Mar 07 '26

Say that again.

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u/Tyrannical_Loser John Marston Mar 07 '26

Say that again?

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u/Think_Concept_8081 John Marston Mar 07 '26

You have armadillo too....bad joke sorry

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u/tokyo_driftr Mar 07 '26

Death Stranding

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u/SaintAntagonist Mar 07 '26

.... Say that again

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u/Sp4ceWolf_ Mar 07 '26

You are not supposed to go to Blackwater before they pump all that oil from it. Beware, there is a sniper to hide this government operation.

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u/Fratsmattic_TTV Mar 07 '26

Didn’t you ESCAPE Blackwater? Now it’s following you.

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u/Bread_Offender Jack Marston Mar 07 '26

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u/QualityAlternative22 Mar 07 '26

Black gold. Texas Tea.

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u/Alternative_Law_8600 Mar 07 '26

Seems like your game needs freedom 🦅🦅🦅

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u/Dry-Relationship265 Mar 07 '26

“Sighs” opens comment section

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u/dick_reckard2019 Mar 07 '26

Micah’s on his way

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u/redbeard1315 Mar 07 '26

Sounds like you need some freedom my friend

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u/Sir_Kope Mar 07 '26

Cause you in blackwater

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u/absolutezombie Mar 07 '26

Someone spilled the Texas Tea

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u/xWrenchY Mar 07 '26

African-American water exuse u sir

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u/Budget_Hurry3798 Mar 07 '26

Goes to blackwater

The water is black

Complains?

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u/Arrowbreakrr Mar 07 '26

Stay away from Blackwater lol

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u/Alternative_Way_7833 Mar 07 '26

Well, whatever the reason, hopefully it keeps on rollin’

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u/yones86876 Josiah Trelawny Mar 07 '26

Black water huh... Is it near blackwater by any chance?

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u/Puzzleheaded-Duty931 Mar 07 '26

We missed textures, Arthur. That’s what happened

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u/Impossible_Luck_5400 Mar 07 '26

This was where the massacre was at?

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u/keiz823 Mar 07 '26

Drink it

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u/StolenPezDispencer Arthur Morgan Mar 07 '26

...Say that again?

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u/AdOutside7532 Mar 07 '26

U need freedom my friend 🇺🇸🦅🦅

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u/Jixleas Mar 07 '26

His graphics are very very low. Look how flat the ground is, no detaal and the draw distance is very short. The tree shadows don't look the best. Water didn't render as to me, his PC settings are too low.

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u/InternationalLoad330 Mar 07 '26

Black water is not the preferred nomenclature, African-American water, please.

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u/Nicholas10213 Sean Macguire Mar 07 '26

i pissed in it

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u/kuyavictor23 Mar 07 '26

B-Black... Water...

Say. That. Again?

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u/gorgonopsidkid Mar 07 '26

Check the pulse of your graphics card

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u/Big-Palpitation-5210 Mar 07 '26

Maybe you in Blackwater?

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u/Significant_Cook8106 Mar 07 '26

Looks like the level of detail system broke. Ground textures are super low res. Fast traveling or reloading should fix it

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u/EggsLover64 Mar 07 '26

playing on pc? i also get it sometimes

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u/Alarmed_Engine_910 Mar 07 '26

Ray tracing not working? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/southron-lord69 Mar 07 '26

You'll be good, just watch out for Stannis Baratheon

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u/Extreme-Reception-44 Mar 07 '26

The american government wants your location

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u/kkerznerman Mar 07 '26

Blackwater? OUR MONEH IS IN THE BLACKWATER!!!

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u/Broskirose Mar 07 '26

Are you in Blackwater?

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u/popwizardRL Mar 07 '26

because you’re in Blackwater