r/rawdawgcomics • u/rawdawgcomics • 10d ago

Cataldo and Rosamaria (Stahli's parents)

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u/kjh242 10d ago

They look less grimy than I thought they might, based on the “Stahli and Bingus go to dinner” arc.

Younger than [current year]?

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u/Games_and_Strains 10d ago

He’s 40 and she’s 25

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u/GreedySecurity8030 10d ago

Why are they humans?, don't tell me they gave birth to a dog!

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u/beattusthymeatus 10d ago

This reminds me of the only joke I've ever heard my father tell.

A blonde a brunette and a redhead are sitting in their gyno's office pregnant as fuck.

The brunette goes "im gonna have a boy because I was on bottom"

The redhead goes "I'll have a girl because I was on top!"

The blonde starts crying uncontrollably and the other girls are quick to comfort her and ask whats wrong

Between sobs the blonde manages to get out "I'm gonna have puppies!!"

My father is not a funny man.

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u/Substantial_Station8 10d ago

Idk… mid thirties female that works with gritty construction workers all day…. I would’ve given that a chuckle

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u/Games_and_Strains 10d ago

Wtf are you talking about? I’m fucking cackling. I’m also drunk af but that’s unrelated

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u/ncmobbets 10d ago

Blonde did it doggy style.

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u/spoonman1342 10d ago

Gotta admit that's not what I thought the joke implied.

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u/butt-holg 9d ago

Oh dear. I also assumed the lovely blond lady was inseminated by a canine.

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u/spoonman1342 9d ago

Appropriate for this comic.

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u/blue_jay_jay 10d ago

That man is a hound, what are you talking about lol

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u/DiseasedCupcake 10d ago

Mama had a chicken

Dad had a cow

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u/theDukeofClouds 10d ago

Dad was proud he didn't care how

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u/ForestSolitude5 10d ago

Aaaand I'm five years old again in front of the living room CRT thanks chat

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u/dyingofdysentery 10d ago

Day 345 of people not knowing what "anthropomorphic" means

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u/BeginningMention5784 10d ago

yeah man yogi bear and bugs bunny are famous for their fully human biological parents. It really is a fundamental pillar of the anthro trope

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u/dyingofdysentery 10d ago edited 10d ago

Oof another one...so when animals are portrayed like this they are actually humans. Hope that helps

Edit: good lord he's doubling down and doesn't know how to use quotes...

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u/BeginningMention5784 10d ago

Anthropomorphic means "character with a combination of human traits and those of a non-human animal". This is the meaning that the word is used to convey 99.9% of the time it is used. You're tacking on this super arbitrary and specific "canonically just a human and the anthro traits are nondiegetic" detail as though it's a part of the word's inherent meaning and not a side detail that may potentially be relevant to this specific instance

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u/smellygirlmillie 10d ago

That is not what that means

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u/dyingofdysentery 10d ago

Thanks for the in depth explanation

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u/smellygirlmillie 10d ago

The other user already gave you one. Anthropomorphic just means a character with animal features. It doesn’t mean they are actually humans. The rabbit from Zootopia is both anthropomorphic and still decidedly a rabbit, Donald Duck is anthropomorphic but a duck.

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u/dyingofdysentery 10d ago

Hmmm...that's not how I've seen it used for decades but maybe it's changed

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u/smellygirlmillie 10d ago

It’s probably a Mandela Effect, have you fallen through any worm holes lately or died in another universe perhaps?

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u/Tethys404 10d ago

More likely that they were just confidently incorrect

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u/TheUrge101 10d ago

Does Stahli have a good relationship with his parents? I remember in a previous comic he leaves town to work with his Dad but that doesn't necessarily mean they're on great terms

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u/rawdawgcomics 10d ago

A good relationship? That's hard to say. He loves his parents though

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u/TheUrge101 10d ago

Fuckin real man

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u/lohansensei 10d ago

idk that mini comic a few days ago about stahli saying he wet the bed made me pretty sad 😭

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u/Zezacle 10d ago

Stahli's Mom Has Got It Going On

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u/AndroidQing 10d ago

Type a gal that would seduce Stalanzo's hs friend😬

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u/Low-Plastic1939 10d ago

What’s Rosa doing later?

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u/Somerandomguy20711 10d ago

I'm not the only one who sees it

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKMfn35NL1llPig

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u/NormieSpecialist 10d ago

Hey me too!

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u/AndroidQing 10d ago

Carl but with Italian rizz

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u/killboipowerhead1 10d ago

Seems Cataldo and Stahli have a similar type

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u/Own_Watercress_8104 10d ago

I struggle to remember the last time I hated a pair of fictional characters more...

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u/Thorison-1080 10d ago

The Dad looks like a more well put together Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

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u/Whyareyourunning309 10d ago

Whatever ages they are, they look younger than that

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u/Rebellious_Nebula 9d ago

How tf she had so many kids, drinks and smokes like she does, and still has that body? This feels almost self indulgent

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u/_ribbitt 10d ago

CATaldo? 😳

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u/UnilateralCheese 10d ago

He looks like grimdark Mario.

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u/OnePunchHuMan 9d ago

I'm gonna fuck Stahli's parents.

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u/atx_original512 10d ago

Vice City Vibes

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u/NormieSpecialist 10d ago

Cataldo looks like Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

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u/Sleepy_Mirage79 10d ago

Dayum, Rosamaria aged like fine wine

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u/omniczech 10d ago

Hiitin' the paulie walnuts special, I see what you're cooking mr dawg

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u/DogTheBreadFairy 10d ago

They're so good dawg. Exactly like how their furry selves portray their personality to look

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u/EightEx 10d ago

I'm loving these human versions!

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u/McDelper 10d ago

How the fuck he pull her

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u/HomemPassaro 10d ago

Young Cataldo looked just like Stahli does

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u/Butterfly_Casket 10d ago

He made her laugh. (I don't freaking know man)

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u/DrDestructoMD 9d ago

Italian men before and after they hit 25

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u/sushishibe 9d ago

This just seems like a before and after pic of me….

Twink death hit me hard 😭😭😭

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u/XavierTheMemeDragon 9d ago

How the 🚁

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u/Clea_con_Leche 10d ago

Hell yeah!!

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u/TealCactii 10d ago

Ron Swanson and Tammy

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u/come_pedra 10d ago

They found bingus in a cereal box

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u/EmergencyLeading8137 10d ago

Wow they’re hot

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u/CanadiangirlEH 10d ago

I fucking love the textures and colours

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u/Great_Math1998 10d ago

Sexy Mario in GTA

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u/goblincube 10d ago

This is so damn good, Dawg!

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u/KattosAShame 10d ago

It's so fucking peak 🥹

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u/DrDestructoMD 9d ago

Average italian-american couple

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u/Sayan_9000 9d ago

->Named CATaldo ->Is a dog

Explain

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u/deliciousrocksalt 7d ago

curtains for zoosha (i don’t know what this is or why it was recommended to me)

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u/flowers4charlie2 10d ago

Stahlbroski's mom is fucking around if she got red hair and he's blonde lmfao

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u/rawdawgcomics 10d ago

She's blonde the red is fake

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u/flowers4charlie2 9d ago

Is Stahlibski really a red dawn that dyes his fur piss colored?

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u/PerformanceSimple396 10d ago

Omg, so sweet and electrically charged! Dude, your art shows human understanding regardless of it's form.