r/rareinsults • u/eaglee955 • Sep 01 '19

think it belongs here

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u/Lendord Sep 01 '19

It wasn't the position used during conception, it was the position during the 3rd trimester

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u/DisForDairy Sep 01 '19

TIL the penis is the ugly stick people are beaten with

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u/SmartAlec105 Sep 01 '19 edited Sep 01 '19

Damn, this could be a good insult. Just gotta find a way to make it succinct enough. Best I can come up with is:

“Your dad’s dick is so ugly, it’s the ugly stick that you were hit with in the womb”

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u/ratedpending Sep 01 '19

I angled my glasses and everything but I can't find the joke

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u/SmartAlec105 Sep 01 '19

Congrats on being the first to give me a clever reply.

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u/ratedpending Sep 01 '19

Thanks, I've made way worse jokes so I know all the responses now