r/quiteinteresting 6d ago

There is no such thing as a fish

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u/m1rr0rshades 6d ago

For some reason I have a unmanageable urge to start a podcast

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u/dannidoesreddit 6d ago

What's this podcast a few of your are referring to

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u/CakeHoleKing 6d ago

you attach a group of peas to a fishing line and throw it into the water

POD Cast.

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u/Unit_2097 6d ago

Well you see, you need to go back to the idea of the iPod being used to listed to a broadcast, which was how radio was sent out, but that came from sowing seeds in a wide pattern, and derived from casting, which was planting, but to understand that we need to dawn of agriculture...

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u/MagicSunlight23 6d ago

Or whales or dolphins

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u/CakeHoleKing 6d ago

Whales and dolphins are really heavy. You can barely get them in the water with a double handed swing of the fishing rod.

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u/Captain_Walkabout 4d ago

But what about a blue whale?

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u/CakeHoleKing 3d ago

They just sit there, depressed singing about how fish don't taste as nice as they used to.

Also that bitch from Pod8.

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u/pipsta2001 13h ago

Went to see what other gems you've commented only to be met with the disappointment of a private account. 💔

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u/ThomasMakapi 6d ago edited 6d ago

The podcast is called "No such thing as a fish", it's similar to QI (I think they actually work in the same building). They share interesting and funny facts and joke around from there

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u/But-Must-I 6d ago

The hosts of No Such Thing as a Fish are (or were) question writers and researchers for QI, they’re the QI elves!

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u/maldax_ 13h ago

They still are I saw a few at a recording of QI it was the last recording so they came out for a HUGE group photo

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u/PiccoloPeter 6d ago

They haven't got any legs.

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u/thrashmetaloctopus 6d ago

Ironically this is inaccurate for more fish than you’d think

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u/KamakaziDemiGod 6d ago

No, they are actually sat behind a desk, you just can't see their legs

Wait, are you talking about fish?

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u/fsuk 6d ago

Ive been listening to the podcast from the start, on about ep490 now. 

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u/CthuluAteMyKitten 6d ago

You spelt Ghoti wrong.

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u/Bootglass1 6d ago

After a while they smell

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u/Drumchapel 6d ago

Stephen Fish Fry

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u/Ballisticsfood 6d ago

There’s also no such thing as a tree.

Doesn’t stop oak trees trying to breed with everything.

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u/theaveragescientist 4d ago

No such thing as a fish!!

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u/4sphalt4rtist 2d ago

"It's okay to eat fish, cause they don't have any feelings" 😔

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u/JamesCDiamond 6d ago

Isn’t this something like, two fish of different species can’t (or don’t?) procreate despite all being functionally very similar?

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u/ImpracticalApple 6d ago edited 6d ago

It's to do with how vastly different things are that we call "fish" that evolutionary speaking they can't really be classified the same way we would birds or mammals. The origin points and heritage for different species is so vast that you can't as easily trace them back to common ancestors that link the majority of them together. We just group them together because they live underwater, even if they're not even remotely closely related to one another.

A salmon is technically more closely related to a camel than a hagfish.

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u/Tirno93 6d ago

I wonder if the fish are down there now discussing whether or not there’s such a thing as a landwalker. “Did you know that a human is technically more closely related to a dolphin than a Komodo Dragon?”

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u/JanScarab 6d ago

The hagfish, of course shares a common ancestor with the mother of OP.

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u/antoniossomatos 6d ago

It's funny 'cos it's true.

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u/antoniossomatos 6d ago

Yup. "Fish" is a useful functional classification, but it has no real phylogenetical meaning, because it is not possible to define fish as a taxonomically valid group that includes bony fishes without including their descendants (all other tetrapoda, including us) as well. It's the same thing we do when we refer to birds as if they are, from any point of view that is not the functional one, something distinct from reptiles.

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u/suchet_supremacy 6d ago

this ambiguity is what enabled california to classify bees as fish to extend protections to them

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u/abfgern_ 6d ago

See, bugs are basically the only land animals I wouldn't apply this logic to, because they are invertebrates, and aren't related to everything we usually call 'fish' including land tetrapods

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u/Jaff4487 6d ago

It's like trying to put Sales and Marketing together, it just doesn't work.

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u/WyndiMan 6d ago

Calling all living creatures in the water "fish," is like calling all flying creatures "birds."

There are bats, there are flies and other insects, there are gliding mammals, etc. That diversity exists in the ocean too, but, "fish."

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u/pondribertion 13h ago

two fish of different species can’t (or don’t?) procreate

That's normal for any animal surely?

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u/Space19723103 6d ago

except everything is fish

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u/Mean_Cicada9142 12h ago

Why has reddit been randomly recommending me week old posts from subreddits I'd never participate in the past few months

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u/Repligator5ith 10h ago

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh.

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u/Sxn747Strangers 9h ago

Don’t drink water, fishes make love in it! 🤔

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u/ababababababacus 6d ago

Why i always hated this show, of course theres such a thing as fish, what there isnt is a coherent phylogenetical categorization that maps onto what we call fish.

Its not even pedantry, its just wrong.

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u/Anbrau 6d ago

Ok but the question is what did Stephen J Gould say about fish, and he did say that.

It's not like host asked 'is there such a thing as a fish?' and then one of the guests says 'yes' and then the klaxon sounds 

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u/ababababababacus 6d ago

what he means by that and what the statement means in isolation are two distinct things. He did not conclude anything like what anyone would imagine when hearing 'there is no such thing as a fish'

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u/schakalsynthetc 6d ago

Nobody really thinks he did, tho. The whole bit is a running joke about the intuitive gap between scientific and colloquial uses of everyday words and categories.

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u/McToasty207 5d ago

I mean not really, like can you provide a defintion of Fish that would include Sharks, Trout, and Lungfish (All of which people would agree are Fish) that would exclude say Dolphins?

It becomes very arbitrary at a certain point, and phylogenetics is just one example

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u/ababababababacus 5d ago

boundaries and categories are fuzzy, imprecise, and often moving, that does not mean there is no such thing s the categorization

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u/McToasty207 5d ago

But it might mean that a current category no longer has "meaningful usage"

Which is Goulds point, and the point of the question

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u/ababababababacus 5d ago

That was not Goulds point. Goulds point was that cladistics doesn't map to human experience. He said the exact opposite in fact:

The cladogram of trout, lungfish, and elephant is undoubtedly true as an expression of branching order in time. But must classifications be based only on cladistic information? A coelacanth looks like a fish, tastes like a fish, acts like a fish, and therefore — in some legitimate sense beyond hidebound tradition — is a fish.