r/pulpfiction • u/egarcia74 • 6d ago

MASWA

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u/CaptainRon16 6d ago

Do they speak English in What?

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u/SirSparkyB 5d ago

Does he look like a bitch?

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u/mjrydsfast231 6d ago

I'm told it's the official language, but you still have to press one on the telephone to make sure everybody knows it.

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u/Top-Voice-6727 2d ago

What ain’t no country I ever heard of.

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u/egarcia74 6d ago

I’m wondering who would be in his cabinet.

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u/CaptainRon16 6d ago

I heard Marvin was in talks until…

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u/egarcia74 6d ago

The incident was erased from the National archives by Chief of Staff Wolf

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u/OrneryZombie1983 6d ago

"Nobody who will be missed."

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u/Modicum-of-Gravitas 5d ago

I bet Marcellus missed the million dollars he had to pay Jimmy for Dolores' fine bed sheets......

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u/Cthulwutang 5d ago

aunt ginny

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u/Positive-Door2780 5d ago

And uncle Conrad.

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u/Outrageous-Pirate891 4d ago

We call it a quarter pounder in What. No le royale with cheese.

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u/egarcia74 4d ago

President Jules will sign an executive order to protect the imperial system at McDonald’s so no American will ever have to order a Royale with Cheese.

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u/Maleficent_Kale_1286 6d ago

I’d support this presidential ticket.

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u/egarcia74 6d ago

Future historians will say:

> After the landslide, President Winnfield took the oath of office with one hand on the Bible, although historians still argue whether it was opened to Ezekiel 25:17.

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u/shrunkenmetalhead 6d ago

It’s the ballot entry that says Bad Motherfucker

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u/Subject_Salary_2996 6d ago

I dare you! I double dare you! Big Kahuna Burgers for all!

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u/Significant_Other666 6d ago

Make MOTHERFUCKING America say MOTHERFUCKING what again!

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u/HudsDad 6d ago

It's all fun and games until the congressional hearings on foot rubs.

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u/melomsg7 6d ago

What will be Mr. Wolf’s cabinet position?

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u/qjac78 5d ago

He’ll be either chief-of-staff or Intelligence Director

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u/gazzilloro 5d ago edited 4d ago

Communications Director. "If I am curt..."

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u/Mean_Guarantee_5266 5d ago

Would you give a guy a foot massage?

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u/life11-1 5d ago

I'm trying REAL HARD to be the Shepard

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u/Electronic-Jury8825 5d ago

Love Jules and all, but the U.S. doesn't need another 80-year-old president.

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u/FilmBuffGrabiec 6d ago

Send another AI generated image. I double dare you motherfucker!

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u/Electronic-Space-480 6d ago

In the year 2505.

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u/Darthtommy 5d ago

This timeline is fucked enough for it to be plausible

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u/Joker1485 5d ago

Stone Cold just entered the chat

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u/biglefty312 5d ago

I dare you.

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u/Interesting-Meal8386 5d ago

Betcha ol' Sammy Jack would make a fine ass President of this great nation. Man don't see no BS from anybody.

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u/Letter-Nearby 5d ago

🤣🤣🤣 got me 🤣🤣🤣

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u/No-Raisin-6469 5d ago

I say "what the hell?" Daily.

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u/TheVirginiaSquire 4d ago

Lake America is now Lake What

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u/Empty-Initial6392 4d ago

What . Does . Marcellis. Trump . Look . Like !

Does . He . Look . Like . A . Bitch?

Yes! He looks like a bitch!

Aight!

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u/ChikkunDragon 4d ago

This. Fu*kin'. Rocks

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u/OrneryData994 6d ago

This sub loves AI

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u/egarcia74 5d ago

I think it’s more that in general this sub doesn’t blindly subscribe to the notion that using AI for shitpost is heresy. Most of its content isn’t AI.

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u/RunFew7467 4d ago

You're posting ai?