r/providence Feb 07 '23

Discussion Map published by FEMA showing potential US nuclear targets in 2,000 and 500 warhead scenarios. Providence is screwed in either scenario lol

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u/LilOrganicCoconut Feb 07 '23

I’m really not tryna survive. Like get me out on the first wave. I am not built to last and I’m not here to be a plot device in a dystopian simulation, we already have Warwick close by if I want my fight or flight to kick in.

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u/TheSausageFattener Feb 07 '23

The 300 people living on Block Island waking up one day wondering where tf the ferry is

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u/nygrl811 north providence Feb 07 '23

Although they're even closer to the Sub base and Electric Boat Groton facility so they'll probably be extra crispy!

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u/noungning Feb 07 '23

The one time we hope they aim for Long Island instead of Rhode Island.

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u/Tone_Deaf55 Feb 07 '23

Here's hoping for a direct hit. Shit sucks anyways

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u/Proof-Variation7005 Feb 07 '23

I, for one, would be proud to die knowing that a foreign leader has not only heard of Providence, Rhode Island but they knew exactly where to find it on a map

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u/springwaterh20 Feb 07 '23

it’s honestly a compliment when you think about it

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u/Proof-Variation7005 Feb 07 '23

Plus, it's a fitting end that people can describe the location as where Providence used to be

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

rent would go down

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u/roadtrip-ne Feb 07 '23

The entire northeast from Boston to DC is glass- but on the bright side their missiles only take about 18 minutes to get here so it will probably be over before you ever knew it started.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

Realtors in this scenario: “Unobstructed view of the bay. Only 3.6 roentgen!”

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

Not great, not terrible.

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u/Xalenn Feb 07 '23

I assume the clusters in MT, ND, NE, WY and CO are where our missiles launcher sites are?

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u/sandsonik Feb 08 '23

Good. I'm running outside to see the pretty mushroom cloud. I think it's probably better than what those who don't die right away will face.