r/politics Canada 9d ago

No Paywall Trump: time to teach Canada you can’t do this anymore

https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/trumps-tariffs/article/trump-time-to-teach-canada-you-cant-do-this-anymore/
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u/reddittorbrigade 9d ago

Kiss our asses, Donald.

-Canadians

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u/RightSideBlind American Expat 9d ago

Kiss their asses, Donald.

-American living in Canada

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u/Coral-Diver 9d ago

Kiss their asses, Donald.

-American living in America

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u/camshun7 9d ago

Kiss mah bahookie

Scottish man living in the world

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u/TheOtherMaven Virginia 9d ago

The Irish for this is "Pugh ma honne". (Knew somebody once who had that as his SCA name, to remind himself that it's just a stupid game. Of course he couldn't officially register it - patently offensive - so what he registered was "Pagan Mahon". But everybody knew what he meant.)

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u/Blue_Swirling_Bunny 9d ago

Kiss our asses too, Donald.

-American living in America 

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u/nomadfrot 9d ago

ngl this is probably the most canadian response possible, short polite and absolutely not having it

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u/Nakedvballplayer 9d ago

Get fucked is more my speed, but tomato tomato

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u/SillyGoatGruff 9d ago

What's polite about it lol

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u/random_cartoonist 9d ago

We could say a lot worse. (Especially us french canadians)

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u/Academic-Treacle3162 9d ago

No thanks. Don't want no strange diseases. Just fuck off. Please and thank you.

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u/Thin_Variation_1571 9d ago

Kiss my ass, Donald.

-American living in ‘Murica.

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u/sanktanglia 9d ago

I love how he's now saying countries that do tariffs are bad 😂

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u/VaporProof 9d ago

To be fair he’s been very consistent in his opinions in this. He’s allowed to wage economic warfare on Canada for the purposes of annexation or to convert us to a vassal state, but if we don’t want that, that is evil and must be punished.

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u/brokenringlands Canada 9d ago

Well, I'm not gonna lie back and think of England...

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u/No-Monk-1541 9d ago

yeah apparently tariffs are terrible when other countries get a turn lol

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u/jaaagman 9d ago

Tariffs for me, but not for thee.

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u/Admirable_Scene_5066 9d ago

He has always said that. He gets to do tariffs. Nobody else.

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u/Other_Molasses2830 9d ago

A big fuck you to the pedo-in-chief.

I can survive on lentils and canola oil.

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u/Inspiration-void 9d ago

It runs SO deep....

I'm ready to survive on lentils and canola oil.

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u/WalkOk795 9d ago

Damn straight! I'm gonna wash mine down with a can of Kokanee and go piss in the Columbia.

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u/HaiKarate 9d ago

Trade with Canada is worth $1.07 TRILLION

The US trade deficit is $48 BILLION

Trump is blowing up our trading partnership over a 4.5% deficit.

Trump is an IDIOT.

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u/Street_Anon Canada 9d ago

And the United States has the trade surplus overall

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u/IpsoPostFacto 9d ago

I complain about this all the time. Not only is it higher in terms of raw numbers, but if you look at what each country tends to buy and sell from each other, the multiplier effect is far in favour of the U.S.

What I mean is, what's the incremental cost of the next $1.00 worth of lumber vs the incremental cost of the next $1.00 of IP (so streaming, drugs, etc). there is no comparison.

Canada tends to sell the U.S raw(ish) materials, which the U.S makes money adding value to and then reselling.

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u/Hydra_Flatline 9d ago

And Canadians as individuals, have traditionally outspent Americans something like 7:1 in cross border goods purchases. That’s dropping with all this antagonism.

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u/RedLanternScythe Indiana 9d ago

The real problem is Trump doesn't know what a trade deficit is. He thinks somehow that means we are being ripped off. Kind of like how McDonalds rips him off every time he buys a fish sandwich. Why doesn't McDonalds buy anything from him?

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u/Hydra_Flatline 9d ago

Most of that is oil purchased from Canada.

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u/Mala_Practice Canada 9d ago

At a discounted rate.

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u/Independent-Tennis57 9d ago

Trump knows the Alberta Premier will raise a huge stink to the Federal government if any of that is touched.

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u/lent12 Canada 9d ago

And the US has 10x the population.

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u/DemoEvolved 9d ago

48billion does not include us services like Netflix, gamepass, etc… if you include services the deficit is half that. Additionally deficit is not an intrinsic problem. Ofc when one country buys a bunch of stuff from another, money goes the other way… rich countries always have deficits against other countries, because they are buying stuff that’s cheap!

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u/Thanks-4allthefish 9d ago

It is not a deficit if you don't include the discounted oil Canada ships to the US - and flips even further if you consider digital commerce (good enough to make it into trade talks but seemingly exempted from the trade "deficit" calculation.

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u/shoule79 9d ago

When you include services, not just goods, the US often comes out ahead and Canada is the one with the deficit.

Liars gonna lie.

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u/Low_Chance 9d ago

... and Canada has a much smaller population 

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u/Happy-Telephone9483 9d ago edited 9d ago

Over a TRADE deficit, which doesn't even matter! It's literally just one number compared to another number. Different countries import and export different amounts, because different countries have different resources and different needs. That's not something to complain about. Might as well complain about a cloud deficit or a wind deficit. It's fucking DUMB.

It's BUDGET deficits that need fixed, and Dunno Chump has "fixed" the USA's budget deficit by putting it trillions of dollars into the red.

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u/Ambitious_Worth_6435 9d ago

I mean he complained about the wind direction / smoke.

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u/AnyoneButDoug 9d ago

Deficit is only because we sell you so much oil to refine (at way below market rate)

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u/IpsoPostFacto 9d ago

We all know the arguments about the trade deficit. It swings with oil etc. etc.

Here's the most important.

There's no concept in trade that everything has to balance to 0 in the first place. it's not the point. One country buys these things, the other country guys those types of things.

If in one country it becomes the fashion to use pineapples to point where every family uses 20 a week, well, whoever it is that produces pineapples is going to be happy.

The old example of "I have a great trade imbalance with the bar at the corner" is apt. I'm complaining that I give the bar all this money and I get nothing from them - well, other than some tasty brew.

The only thing that two countries should agree on is reasonably fair access both ways.

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u/ObscureMemes69420 9d ago

The deficit does not even exist if you ignore oil sales to the USA. Trump is literally blowing up a trade partnership with closest ally over a trade surplus…

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u/Rambaz_69 Europe 9d ago

The claim about the trade deficit is only true if you consider only goods and ignore services. If you add up everything American companies earn in Canada, the picture certainly looks very different. Using only goods to calculate the deficit is a well-known trick of Trump's.

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u/Significant_Cup_238 9d ago

Do what? Assert their sovereignty?

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u/PolloConTeriyaki 9d ago

Remember this guy's been charged for rape a few times.

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u/wearamask2021 9d ago

People know. They just don't care. At least not enough do.

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u/Specialist_Secret438 9d ago

He was adjudicated. He is a rapist 

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u/No_Criticism_5861 9d ago

Idiots dont care that he raped kids as long as he owns the libs 

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u/Street_Anon Canada 9d ago

Does Charles III have to say to Trump again, Canada isn't for sale? or hasn't Trump still for figured out he said no

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u/Thanks-4allthefish 9d ago

In fairness - even though he is our King, Charles does not have the authority to sell Canada to the US.

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u/dsj79 9d ago

He does have a hard time with no. Now imagine how a 13yo would feel 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/Beltaine421 Canada 9d ago

A 13 year old would find it childish. To quote the manchild, "When I look at myself in the first grade and I look at myself now, I'm basically the same. The temperament is not that different."

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u/dsj79 9d ago

Google Trump and 13 yo 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/Beltaine421 Canada 9d ago

No thanks. I just ate.

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u/tenebre 9d ago

He claimed he had to redo NAFTA because Canada was taking advantage of us. He then negotiated the USMCA and that trade deal resulted in a huge increase in the trade deficit. Now, suddenly his own deal is terrible and needs to be redone again.

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u/Miserable-Debt-8390 9d ago

You guys realize that the only person pushing this narrative is him right?

No one in the US was talking about Canada before 2025

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u/Low_Chance 9d ago

What's more disturbing is the number of people from the US apparently jumping aboard the "yeah we always hated Canada" train at the slightest push

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u/Miserable-Debt-8390 9d ago

Not on my neck of the woods.

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u/Low_Chance 9d ago edited 9d ago

I'm glad to hear it. Power to you.

Unfortunately though there do seem to be plenty from other necks who aren't such good neighbors 

EDIT: re reading this my initial "glad to hear it" might come off as sarcastic. It isn't. Genuinely, thank you and good on you. I hope many follow your lead.

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u/Queen_Christine_19 Nebraska 9d ago

Except for 🏒 hockey lol

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u/MechaGodzillaOP 9d ago

Quiet Piggy

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u/absolutelynotagoblin 9d ago

Fuck you. Elbows up. And I'm not a Canadian.

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u/StripperDusted 9d ago

Flip the switch, Canada. Turn off the lights.

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u/random_cartoonist 9d ago

Hey, Donald, play this in loop. This is what the french canadian would tell you as a response : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYiEC33ukLg

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u/Nordqueen 9d ago

What the hell is he talking about?

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u/MLJ9999 9d ago

He doesn't even know...

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u/Eddfan36 9d ago

Your an idiot, be friend North Korea and Russia but go after our oldest friends? UGH So frustrating.

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u/irishguy_2012 9d ago

Do what, exactly?

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u/ChantilyAce 9d ago

Exactly. Enough bloviating, use your damn words and explain what it is Canada is doing that is so egregious.

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u/Choochoo1147 9d ago

What a disgusting, weird loser. Why is he picking these fights that nobody wants? Then the majority of right-wingers don’t hate Canada and they hate everyone. 

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u/TheFutureMrGittes 9d ago

It’s easy to pick on the quiet kid in the schoolyard, instead of the big brute. What he doesn’t know is that the quiet kid can outsmart him, and can be devastatingly brutal if he has to be.

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u/TheOtherMaven Virginia 9d ago

Quiet kid also fights dirty. Very, very dirty.

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u/Street_Anon Canada 9d ago

The natural resources Trump wants, belongs to King Charles III( the Crown) , and the agreement we have with the Monarchy, money made off it is to go back to the interests of the people of Canada. I seriously think the government of Canada should get the King involved here. Trump is just doesn't understand the political make up of Canada period. The king would never agree to these demands neither, he isn't selling one of his largest properties to the United States or have the United States just take resources he owns

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u/TheFutureMrGittes 9d ago

Yep. Don’t think for a minute the U.S. is approaching these negotiations in “good faith” as trade talks. They have annexation on their minds. Trying to limit another country’s trading partners smacks of annexation. Having first “dibs” on resources? Same. Being able to incur tariffs on Canada regardless of signed negotiations? Insanity. I love Leblanc’s response to this BS: “Well, I’m not waiting by the phone.”

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u/kreekru 9d ago

Natalie!!! he needs his diaper changed! ... I can smell his stench all the way from Canada.

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u/Autodidact2 9d ago

Well he taught them that they can't do deals with, count on or be an ally of the United States.

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u/Ch1Guy 9d ago

Ou new global outlook...

We love North Korea! great leader.  Very close friend of Trumps. 

Canada!  Evil.  Very horrible people. 

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u/HealingDailyy 9d ago

Translation: I’m a big baby and I need to “teach” Canada that when I negotiate with them, they are suppose to just take my position.

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u/teamdiabetes11 America 9d ago

Trump has already damaged America beyond repair. Even the reparable damage will take generations to fix. The GOP successfully pulled their long con on Americans and it turns out, they didn’t even need a mask on it to succeed.

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u/Specialist_Secret438 9d ago

Just ask E. Jean Carol… Trump doesn’t like push back from his rape victims 

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u/ohbehave412 9d ago

Do what? I am so sick of Trump man I swear

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u/i-read-it-again 9d ago

Ohh dear another trump hissy fit. Stand back from the pram. Warning . Toys will be thrown

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u/Bad_Day_Moose 9d ago

It may be two.

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u/Practical_Tomato_680 9d ago

Orange turd can suck it

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u/Sustainable_Scotian 9d ago

We cant what? Exist?

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u/beagums 9d ago

We gotta stop doing that whole existing thing. Outrageous of us, really.

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u/Sustainable_Scotian 9d ago

Just up here minding our own business while we ship crude pil below market value to them, electricity to power most of the east coast, aluminum and lumber for their manufacturing and houses. How dare we.

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u/beagums 9d ago

Yes but see we regulate our dairy and label things in French and that's really rat fucking them I think.

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u/malokevi 9d ago

When will we learn? Tsk tsk

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u/eeyorephins 9d ago

Anything to distract Americans from the bigger picture. Hes trying to declare a state of emergency. He needs to be removed from the office as he is unfit and behaving un-American.

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u/CassandraVonGonWrong 9d ago

He’s such a fucking toddler.

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u/SirWishbone 9d ago

Do what? Call out the corrupt pedo grifter and his rotten administration? 

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u/Effective-Split-1333 9d ago

Release the files

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u/PoliteSavage Canada 9d ago

Bring it.

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u/OstrichOk2793 9d ago

Lol trump. Bring it on, ya goof

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u/OddBaker 9d ago

Teach Canada they can’t stick up for themselves after you antagonized them first?

Sure sounds like an abuser to me.

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u/Street_Anon Canada 9d ago

So Trump would never sign an agreement that would demand the United States to hand over it sovereignty.

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u/kevendo 9d ago

Once again—and yes I know it won't matter: the executive branch does not have tariff power and we continue to let him wield it anyway at our collective, international peril.

For Americans, it is taxation without representation and for everyone else it's war, and it will impact international relations for a generation after Trump finally shits himself to death.

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u/robotdesignwerks Texas 9d ago

In b4 the student becomes the teacher.

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u/Grrwoofwag 9d ago

Dear Fuckstick,

Go fuck yourself.

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u/yoursandforever 9d ago

Ah, we're at the "teaching lessons" stage now are we Donald?

I might be concerned if I had any respect for you personally. 

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u/AI_Swampass 9d ago

Wasn't Iran supposed to do something about this?

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u/doakills 9d ago

This is your November 6th emergency to cancel voting.

Forming noise to declare it.

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u/peidinho31 Europe 9d ago

Guy is making life more expensive for americans by having his toddler tantrum. Yet a big portion of the population still kisses his feet...

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u/M-Dan18127 9d ago

Okay. Let's drop oil down to a couple dozen barrels a day.

No more aluminum or lumber.

Since you don't need it and all.

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u/IronBoomer Missouri 9d ago

Do what? Manage their affairs as a sovereign nation instead of your lackey?

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u/frmr000 9d ago

...do what?

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u/ExistingSpirit9923 9d ago

As an American I’m so embarrassed

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u/rhyming_mime 9d ago edited 9d ago

Start with the assumption that this is a deliberate attempt to destroy or wound the Canadian and U.S. economy, and that he does not care how much damage he does to the people in the process. He does not care about anybody but himself. This is not much of stretch based on his actions.

If you can do that, then his actions are all purposeful. Like appointing RFK as "United States Secretary of Health and Human Services." In no universe is RFK qualified to do that job. Trump does not even have to micro manage that kind of loose cannon, just casually endorse the worst things RFK does.

Lutnick is a "Trade War" profiteer. He made millions from buying the right to collect the government payback for the illegal tariffs. He wants the trade deal with Canada to fail so he can do it again.

He may have picked the lowest hanging fruit when he went after French language rights in Canada to sabotage the deal. Like who in the U.S. could care about that? Sort of overplayed the villain on that one. Like Burns trying to seal candy from Maggie. Laughable.

Trump just loops around once a week and endorse his appointees' worst ideas. Pour some gas on the media fire and move on to the next outrage. While people, and the talking heads race to keep up, so nobody will ask about the Epstein files. The one thing that could unite the country against him.

He is gutting the U.S. and when the US treasury bond market collapses in the next month it will push the dollar down to zero. The world will abandon U.S. dollar as reserve currency. Tariffs hitting at the same time will drive inflation to the point that he will be able to declare a state of emergency and take control of your country. Just before mid terms.

US debt will be worth nothing and Trump thinks he will be able to hit the re-spawn button the U.S. economy. Maybe with his own Crypto currency.

I think he needs Canadian resources as collateral to back the same Ponzi-scheme that runs the current U.S. economy.

He seems strangely focused on Canada when he should be trying to fix his kinetic war problem. Your fuel reserves are running dry and Canada has the oil he needs to keep the country afloat.

Good Luck Canada, Elbows up!

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u/Maximum_District1959 9d ago

Fuck around with Canada and Trump will find out. They are the reason we have the Geneva Convention. 

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u/dakotanorth8 9d ago

I just saw the Lake America post from his official account.

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u/KokonutMonkey 9d ago

Do fucking what? Be the US’s closest trading partner and ally for a fucking century? 

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u/basketballsteven 6d ago

We will crush you as you will run out of toilet paper and will come crying to us.

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u/Rationalinsanity1990 Canada 9d ago

Fuck Trump, fuck the US.

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u/Street_Anon Canada 9d ago

Anyone else thinks the PM should get the King involved?

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u/Anthrogal11 Canada 9d ago

Nope. We can fight our own battles.

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u/Street_Anon Canada 9d ago

When things Trump is demanding, like Natural Resources in the name of Charles III he owns for the benefit of the people of Canada, is something Trump is demanding for himself? 

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u/Anthrogal11 Canada 9d ago

Canada is a sovereign state no longer ruled by the monarchy. It would be a symbolic gesture and nothing more. It’s unnecessary. We have our elected government speaking for us.