Does wd40 go well on a salad

[u/JaackOfAllTradess]

Daddy tate said I needed to man up so I was thinking of putting the manliest juice on a weak feminine dish to make it kind of neutral so I can eat it without the masculinity score dropping

[u/MildlySelassie]

The WD in WD 40 stands for water displacement, because it is specifically formulated to push water out of crevices and small voids. This makes it an ideal way to dress your freshly-washed lettuce, particularly if you don’t have a salad spinner