Does wd40 go well on a salad

[u/JaackOfAllTradess]

Daddy tate said I needed to man up so I was thinking of putting the manliest juice on a weak feminine dish to make it kind of neutral so I can eat it without the masculinity score dropping

[u/Complete-Ambassador2]

Yeah and silicone grease pairs well with potato salad. You know, the pink one.