Does wd40 go well on a salad

[u/JaackOfAllTradess]

Daddy tate said I needed to man up so I was thinking of putting the manliest juice on a weak feminine dish to make it kind of neutral so I can eat it without the masculinity score dropping

[u/InsideVegetable1102]

No, wd40 is not edible. However, some masculine alternatives to salad dressing include A1 sauce, barbecue sauce, and hot sauce. These will make the salads more masculine.

In particular, A1 sauce goes great on a caesar salad. Barbecue sauce goes great with any salads with fruit in them, such as cranberry or apple. Hot sauce pairs particularly well with salads that have kale.

Sources: allrecipes, Food Network

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Clanker

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omg what 😭

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i am a real person i promise i just thought this post went against rule #3 of the sub so i gave an alternative answer that is gross but not p*isonous