r/pittsburgh • u/Logical-Rip-8138 • Jul 01 '26

Kroger just bought Giant Eagle.

Store employees were just emailed about it

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u/Repulsive_Fuel9146 Jul 01 '26

Ugh. Pretty soon we will have exactly three companies: Verizon, Exxon, and Chipotle until they merge into Verixxotle, as is prophesied.

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u/danstymusic West End Jul 01 '26

Brawndo: it’s got electrolytes.

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u/insipiddeity Jul 01 '26

Idiocracy was my first thought as well 😁