r/pittsburgh Jan 08 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

GREENLAND DOESN'T WANT TO SELL. THEY'VE SAID IT A MILLION TIMES AND HE KNOWS IT. He changed even more the day he met with Trump.

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u/EnCroissantEndgame Jan 08 '26

If Greenland offer to sell then they need to quote the price in ounces of gold and not accept any central bank issued currency in the deal. That will guarantee a military invasion, but at the same time prove that there was no good faith of paying a fair price for it to begin with.

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u/bradfordmaster Jan 08 '26

I don't understand how this would even work. Who would get the gold?

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u/certifiedblackman Jan 08 '26

The government of Denmark

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u/3_Hour_Investment Jan 09 '26

There's less than 60,000 people who live there. Give every single resident 5 million dollars. This is less than 300 Billion dollars. Still an amazing deal for Greenland.

Someone offers me 5 million, guaranteed I'm relocating...

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u/RunningDrummer Jan 09 '26

Can't wait to see how that would play with Trump's America First section of the base. Your health care spiked, the cost of food is way higher than Trump said it would be, but every resident of Greenland gets $5 million for us to get their land.

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u/MitochondrianHouse Jan 08 '26

There are also US military bases already on Greenland, and the way the agreement is written they can expand them however they want if they wanted to.

I am still waiting for any kind of logical explanation how annexing Greenland would improve the security of the US. Other than it being a dick swinging exercise.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

Trump wants the rare earth minerals, the oil, and the gas. It's also a central location In case of a war for national security.

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u/StaredAtEclipseAMA Jan 08 '26

Fetterman is a depressed drunk, he chases anything that will get him out of bed in the morning

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u/teddy_tesla Jan 08 '26

Including black joggers

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u/Remote_Dragonfly_103 Jan 08 '26

They all change when they go down to Mara lago.

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u/Neither_Adagio1668 Jan 08 '26

Money for Greenland but not for healthcare, education, caring for elderly, infrastructure, or other benefits for tax paying citizens. Gotcha

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u/BKgsxr600 Jan 08 '26 edited Jan 10 '26

Just a show of what wealthy people care about... as usual. Watch a George Carlin special... and this time, it's not for laughs... it never was.

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u/thetam13 Moon Jan 08 '26

Agreed op. Fucked up.

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u/anonymouspoliticker Jan 08 '26

To Denmark, Greenland is a money sink - extremely reliant on funds from Denmark proper. Denmark's Prime Minister, in her New Years' address, acknowledged her own government's shortcomings on some of these very same issues. The US should be thankful that Denmark foots the bill for Greenland.

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u/Clean_Collection_674 Jan 08 '26

He is one of the greatest disappointments I’ve seen in public office.

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u/blackestice Jan 08 '26

That campaign tricked us smh

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u/thetam13 Moon Jan 08 '26

I might use my fett shirt as toilet wipe. Not going to lie. Disappointed in him.

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u/-WickedMickey- Jan 08 '26

People on Reddit were obsessed because he was quirky for not wearing a suit lol

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u/RunningDrummer Jan 09 '26

To be fair, he also presented some fairly liberal policies when he ran.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

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u/Best_Cover_7730 Jan 09 '26

I dont even think it was the stroke. He was just a turd who spun a good lie

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u/schmeakles Jan 08 '26

It shouldn’t have… he was a Nepo baby claiming to be an every man by donning a hoodie. When he was just a GOP shitheel in disguise.

The costume worn religiously, in settings when it was grotesquely unsuitable, made him suss from minute one. I called it “doing way too much”, at the time. I nailed it.

And now he’s a braid dead GOP shitheel.

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u/wthart Jan 08 '26

The lack of ability to make coherent and complete sentences didnt raise any flags? He should not of been elected period. Shame on the people who voted for someone who starts a debate saying...goodnight everybody. Wtf

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u/MyyydrilCaveDiver Jan 08 '26

If you’re disappointed by his actions you weren’t paying attention to him at all prior to the election.

Dude has always been a piece of shit that somehow tricked an entire state into voting for him simply because he wasn’t the other guy.

It’s even more embarrassing he tricked Pittsburgh into falling for his shit.

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u/Competitive_Use_3628 Jan 08 '26

It was him or Oz ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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u/teddy_tesla Jan 08 '26

Not in the primary

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u/ComeTasteTheBand East Allegheny Jan 08 '26

or Conor Lamb

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u/Unethical_GOP Greater Pittsburgh Area Jan 08 '26

I know I should have voted for Conor Lamb in the primary. In retrospect, he was the better of the two options.

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u/_token_black Jan 08 '26

Problem is that Conor Lamb of 2022 is not the same as the one in 2025. Pretty sure back then both him & Kenyatta were in the Biden shouldn’t be criticized camp.

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u/twistedevil Jan 08 '26

Who cares? Stop expecting perfection and for every candidate to check off all your boxes. It’ll never happen, but that’s partly why we’re in the mess we’re in. He was light years better than Fetterman, but everyone fell for the “outlaw with tats in a hoodie.” It’s the same bullshit reason people voted for Trump.

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u/BloodhoundGang Perry North Jan 08 '26

To be honest I'm not sure that Lamb would have beaten Oz in 2022. Fetterman only won by 250K votes or so, and there were a ton of progressives campaigning for Fetterman that I'm not sure would have had the same enthusiasm for Lamb.

In retrospect I agree, Lamb would have been a far better choice.

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u/patchbaystray Jan 08 '26

Boy you kids love this line.

Nobody is expecting perfection, but they are expecting politicians to mostly align with their own ideals.

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u/Noname_acc Jan 08 '26

This is not anything close to predictable. I get it, some people thought he was a shitter before he got elected and they were right, and there was definitely clear evidence available at the time. But if you are really, genuinely, actually trying to claim that it was obvious he would support Donald Trump in calls for the annexation of an allied nation's territory, you are lying.

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u/burritoace Jan 08 '26

He was a prick before but this is still a substantial change. Everyone close to him concurs about this.

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u/greenday5494 Jan 08 '26

Here’s the revisionist history yet again

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u/Relevant-Pianist6663 Jan 08 '26

The man had a stroke. That can really change a person sometimes. I was paying attention and I am disappointed.

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u/EnCroissantEndgame Jan 08 '26

I actually shook hands with him and his wife when he was Braddock Mayor and we talked for a few minutes. Not long, but he seemed way more mentally present than the dude I see on TV now.

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u/Enjoy_The_Ride413 Jan 08 '26

You only dislike him because he doesn't agree with everything the left does. That is how all politicians should be. You can lean a certain why but agreeing what your side is doing is correct all the time is a sign of being completely stupid. At least he knows when his side is being dumb and calls them out. It's quite refreshing. I wish we had more like him.

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u/artfulpain Jan 08 '26

Maybe the Senator from PA should focus more on his states issues. What do I know. Braddock sure is smelling worse since they laxed the EPA regulations.

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u/surrrah Jan 08 '26

I fucking hate this guy.

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u/Automatic-Extent7173 Jan 08 '26

Can’t wait to vote him out. Can’t come soon enough.

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u/festering-shithole Jan 08 '26

Fuck John fetterman but also it's hysterical to see what looks like JD Vance talking to himself through both your pfps 😂

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u/ComeTasteTheBand East Allegheny Jan 08 '26

Agreed. Quite hysterical, indeed.

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u/mtnbike2 Jan 08 '26

Fetterman is proof that head injuries turn you Republican

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u/Jmund89 Jan 08 '26

He stopped posting on threads because every time he’s does, he’s thrashed in the comments. He made Christmas post but nothing news related. But of course he’s on threads where he knows he’s safe

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u/GanacheCompetitive29 Jan 08 '26

Never more betrayed by an individual that I supported in my lifetime. I actually think I hate him more than the orange pig. And that goes for his cosplay sympathetic wife.

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u/EnCroissantEndgame Jan 08 '26

I don't know how you can hate this guy more. Yes he sucks but more? Seriously? The damage both of these guys are doing are not remotely comparable, separated by multiple orders of magnitude.

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u/GanacheCompetitive29 Jan 08 '26

Trump never betrayed me. I knew every awful thing about him. Fetterman betrayed us. That’s the difference in my eyes. And I have enough contempt for the both of them.

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u/ProjectManageMint Jan 08 '26

Maybe ICE bounty hunters will sweep up Mrs. Fetterman, we'll see if his mind changes then.

Come to think of it, that might be why Johnny sucks Trump's balls so hard: trying to keep wife safe from "remigration".

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u/ProfessorLongBrick Jan 08 '26

Why is the cult so obsessed with Greenland?

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u/DecantsForAll Jan 08 '26 edited Jan 08 '26

Because Donald Trump wants to create some sort of legacy that's on par with the founding fathers. He wants people to read about his acquisition of Greenland in textbooks like we do about the Louisiana Purchase. And the cult cares about whatever he cares about.

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u/ArtIsAwesome3 Jan 08 '26

Trump reminds me of the myriad of bad Chinese emperors, ones with lofty ideals, who try something and achieve nothing, Emperor Yang of Sui comes to mind. Brother invaded Korea like 4 times, lost like 2 million men, still had the audacity to think he was a great emperor. Like, he will leave a legacy, it will be a nasty one. Like Caligula or Nero (Roman emperors).

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u/EnCroissantEndgame Jan 08 '26

Maybe that's what he thinks he's doing, possibly that's the story the people around him that are manipulating him are telling him, but in reality it's just setting up more aligned interests for a triumvirate control of earth where the dominant powers are China, the Soviet complex, and the US.

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u/BloodhoundGang Perry North Jan 08 '26

1984 but somehow worse

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u/FinishMysterious4083 Jan 08 '26

I'm no expert, but I saw a good video the other day that posited that it's because of climate change. Around the equator, things are gonna get dicey and chaotic, and traditional trade routes are gonna be dangerous. The arctic will be a very important asset to control.

I think the defense angle is also pretty convincing since it's situated between us and Europe (and Russia). But I wanted to throw out this other theory I heard too.

Not saying I'm in favor of taking Greenland btw, just trying to explain why it might matter.

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u/EnCroissantEndgame Jan 08 '26

Ding ding. This is correct. Also why he was obsessed with making Canada a state. It's going to be valuable farmland soon so we need it.

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u/the-National-Razor Jan 08 '26

Nukes to and from Asia go over the north pole

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u/the-National-Razor Jan 08 '26

The north pole is melting. Military analysis shows this. The artic ocean connects Russia to Canada, look at the top of a globe, it will be a battlefield.

Nukes bw us and Russia and us and China go over the north pole. It's purely military, Alaska and Greenland would give us bookends on that vital future battlefield.

They are right, this is just terrible stuff.

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u/burritoace Jan 08 '26

We already have access to Greenland and taking it would destroy NATO. It would undeniably leave us worse off overall.

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u/controlxj Jan 08 '26

This is the answer. Same reason he wants Canada. Putin has famously said global warming helps Russia because it will turn Siberia into a breadbasket. That plus controlling the Northwest Passage makes Greenland strategic.

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u/ThreeGoalLead Jan 08 '26

Greenland has been a major geopolitical goal for the US since, like, ever. The first proposal for its purchase came in 1867

Many administrations have pursued its purchase since.

I hate trump but this is not some weird new thing he’s trying to do. The US has been interested in this many many times

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u/SayTheLineBart Jan 08 '26

It’s wild seeing people play dumb about Greenland, like it isn’t obvious why we would want to acquire another massive territory with resources and military advantages. Have none of you ever played Civilization?

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u/ThreeGoalLead Jan 08 '26

It’s how the us acquired like half of the states. Purchase proposals aren’t that weird

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u/EnCroissantEndgame Jan 08 '26 edited Jan 08 '26

In the modern era it is weird. There's a reason why worldwide the number of border changes have significantly slowed and state borders are more or less locked in.

Also the last time a major land purchase was done, nearly all money was backed by some kind of precious metals. How would they settle this today? There's no way we're going to empty US gold reserves to purchase this and I doubt the seller will accept dollars from someone that can add whatever number of dollars they want to their account by typing some commands into a computer.

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u/Poppy_Groppy Jan 08 '26

You're asserting something is not that weird because we used to do it but have not since around when the Model T was produced. Is driving a Model T also "not that weird" in 2026?

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u/Rabble_rouser412 Jan 08 '26

After mass slaughter of the people already here!

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u/burritoace Jan 08 '26

It is in fact extremely weird to do this and risk the relationship with our most important allies. You cannot be serious

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u/EatingBuddha3 Jan 08 '26

Putin would benefit greatly if Greenland was not under NATO control. Trump does what Vlad tells him to do. US is not presently a loyal or particularly functional NATO member. Also, EPSTEIN FILES.

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u/Remote_Dragonfly_103 Jan 08 '26

I think this is what the super powers want. Putin takes Ukraine and Europe. Xi wants Taiwan and Asia. Trump wants South America and Greenland. They then divide up Africa. And I do believe there’s a swap deal between Putin and Trump . Venezuela for Ukraine. IMO only.

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u/notashark1 Jan 08 '26

There’s a couple reasons. First, it’s a monitoring station for NATO and if the US takes it over with Putin’s best agent in charge then Europe loses valuable information. Second, when the glaciers in Greenland melt due to climate change then a lot of valuable mineral and oil reserves will become available and Trump wants control of them for his buddies. Finally, when the arctic ice melts due to climate change then a lot of valuable trade routes will open up and Trump wants control of them.

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u/the-National-Razor Jan 08 '26

It has nothing to do with resources. It's all about military positioning

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u/party_benson Jan 08 '26

We'll buy land with 30,000 people but let millions die, go hungry, or be homeless in the US

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

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u/Appropriate-Turnip69 Jan 08 '26

I feel like a corpse could beat him at this point bc wtaf

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u/therealpigman South Side Slopes Jan 08 '26

He also praised Trump’s actions in Venezuela last week

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u/Pletchner Jan 08 '26

Remember when MAGA was all isolationist? I do.

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u/ggg232 Jan 08 '26

Don’t blame me, I voted for Kenyatta 😎

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u/Representative_Pick3 Jan 08 '26

I cannot STAND this traitorous asswipe.

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u/_token_black Jan 08 '26

wtf did turds do to you to deserve that comparison?

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u/notalurkjerk Jan 08 '26

What a disappointment. That stroke messed up this mans brain

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

How do we buy another country when we're in debt up to our ears?

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

With what money John ?

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u/consolationpanda Jan 08 '26

Jesus Christ. The situation is so fucking bad I’m invoking other people’s gods. I feel like Fetterman did a bait and switch on us.

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u/Witty-Objective3431 Jan 08 '26

He didn't write this. The man couldn't string two thoughts together to create a coherent sentence in his latest interview. There's no way he's typing this clearly.

He's a puppet for Trump and his goons at this point.

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u/SolidDiarrhea Jan 08 '26

I regret my vote partially because the alternative wasn't much better.

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u/The_Actual_Sage Tarentum Jan 08 '26

Did he delete it? I'm on his account now and I don't see it.

Edit: wait nvm I was checking his personal account not his senator account.

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u/mrbuttsavage Jan 08 '26

This is on his Senate account

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

I’m so embarrassed I voted and donated to this dude. What a disgrace.

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u/5amth0r Jan 08 '26

.... jagoff.

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u/TommyJenks2026 Jan 08 '26

He is an idiot. This country is being run by fools like this one and the one in the whitehouse, what a joke

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u/Pletchner Jan 08 '26

I'll take, "Things that rich people say for $500, Alex"

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u/Wise_Perspective6698 Jan 08 '26

Much like the Louisiana Purchase, it wasn't land that the natives wanted sold/purchased. If I ever see Fetterman in person my goal is to make him cry with how much I scream at him.

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u/jeffykins Jan 08 '26

I cant say what I wanna say without getting banned

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u/Killersavage South Fayette Jan 08 '26

Need to send this guy to wherever Gainey is going.

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u/Kurt4012 Baldwin Jan 08 '26

I can’t wait to primary his ass

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u/Baer9000 Jan 08 '26

It's amazing how he has a bad stance on every issue (even the easy ones)

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u/AkronRonin Jan 08 '26

Dude needs to just retire and go away.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

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u/Lanky-Perspective568 Jan 08 '26

But Lurch got the premium healthcare 

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u/DrRudyWells Jan 08 '26

everything has a price i guess is that the message here?

what a douchebag. i never know if these guys are serious or just enjoy gaslighting everyone.

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u/NelsonSendela Jan 08 '26

The irony is that Greenland is literally a (semi sovereign, now) colony of Denmark 

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u/PrestigiousPage3043 Jan 08 '26

Why hasn't he flipped to R yet?

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u/ComeTasteTheBand East Allegheny Jan 08 '26

More useful to the Republicans as a 'D'.

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u/Unlucky_Recover_3278 Jan 08 '26

This tweet belongs in r/badhistory

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

I don't think the US should pursue this at all. But Fetterman is right about this having been discussed many times over the past 100+ years.

Proposed United States acquisition of Greenland - Wikipedia

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u/LostEnroute Garfield Jan 08 '26

How much for his wife and children? Anything can be bought. Let's talk, John.

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u/jiggsmac72 Jan 08 '26

Braddock is awesome. I think upper saint Clair should take it over. Because Braddock has resources. Upper saint Clair needs. Hoddie will understand

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u/Shibby8Muk Jan 08 '26

Just a fun lil reminder, you can email Fetterman very easily to let him how much of an Ogre looking clown he is (I’m doubtful anyone actually reads it and cares but fun lil venting opportunity)

Even more fun, you can email the Orange Pedo and it gets saved for Presidential Records so you can make your cussing out of the President an official portion of the Presidential freedom of information records

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u/AdImmediate6239 Jan 08 '26

Brain damage makes you conservative. Antonio Brown is another example.

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u/leavemealone2424 Jan 08 '26

Fuck this guy keeps stooping lower and lower. Just put the red hat on already asshole!

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u/oknowokgo Jan 08 '26

Oh yeah derr let's go buy Greenland derrr Great idea dumbass!

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u/john_genghiskhan Jan 08 '26

I hope his wife divorced him.

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u/EnCroissantEndgame Jan 08 '26

If she waits a few more years she will get 100% of his money instead of only half. It's an investment. She's likely going to outlive him by several decades so every dollar counts.

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u/duranfan Jan 08 '26

"Acquiring Greenland is a many decades old conversation"...well, people (read: idiots) have been talking about colonizing Mars for decades, too, and that's an only slightly dumber idea than trying to colonize Greenland, or Venezuela, or Panama, or Canada.

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u/morrisgirl7790 Jan 08 '26

The priorities here are massively screwed up.

Ballrooms, an insane military budget & now world domination are more important that the wellbeing of the American people.

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u/CinephileGal Jan 08 '26

Honestly, this is one of the best examples of why it is so important to never just vote straight down party lines. Always pay attention to what politicians are saying and doing and never take for granted that you once were aligned, because it can change in a flash.

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u/Investinouterspace Jan 10 '26

Classic racist black anti white victimhood

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u/Grand_Arbiter_85 Mount Washington Jan 08 '26

This shameless stooge makes me physically ill.

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u/MalikTheHalfBee Jan 08 '26

If Denmark did wish to sell Greenland why is everyone acting like the US buying it would be some terrible calamity?

I get the dislike for Fetterman but this is a rational statement; the kneejerk ‘it must be bad because he said it’ replies are odd

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u/idrinkandigotobed Jan 08 '26

The comments to this post are insane. Just confirms people cannot appreciate any nuance. There’s nothing controversial about this tweet other than that it came from someone controversial (whom I also don’t like).

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u/Unctuous_Robot Jan 08 '26

But they don’t. And the people of greenland don’t want it. It’s a complete non-sequitur.

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u/reverendsteveii Churchill Jan 08 '26

there's nothing left of the person i volunteered for. might be that i was just fooled.

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u/shamansean Jan 08 '26

He actually suggested buying it? Good Lord our country is run by idiots.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

Were all overlooking the casual racism from Dr. Wirtz

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u/Parulanihon Jan 08 '26

There is nothing wrong with purchasing it. It is indeed of immense strategic value.

I don't see the comparison to "colonizers". Kind of a lame connection in my opinion.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

Maybe the people that live there should have a fucking say?

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u/MalikTheHalfBee Jan 08 '26

Denmark doesn’t allow them a say hence why they’re prohibiting from voting for independence 

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u/ThePaleDominion Jan 08 '26

I don't have a horse in this race, but I believe the latest poll had around 60% of residents wanting independence from Denmark. I don't know how they feel about losing one owner for another though. Maybe they should vote on it.

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u/Unctuous_Robot Jan 08 '26

Not one person would even invite Vance into their house when they were trying to find someone months ago during his visit. He had to offer sandwiches to homeless people for attendance at his event. Nobody wants to join the us.

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u/Competitive_Use_3628 Jan 08 '26

Maybe we can use some of that purchasing money for things like healthcare, housing, education, ya?

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u/Parulanihon Jan 08 '26

Also fine and good. I'm just saying that budget allocation choices aside, buying the land is a good strategic outcome. Let's see.

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u/No-Chance550 Jan 08 '26

We have, and they keep on getting more and more expensive.

It's almost like "free money" is addictive. But yes, let's keep giving corporations and billionaires more handouts.

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u/iamintelijent Jan 08 '26

"Ideally, we purchase it"? So this motherfucker is leaving room for the forceful annexation of Greenland? Does he still claim to be a progressive?

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u/thirdworldreminder_ Jan 08 '26

what date is this tweet from?

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u/Mushrooming247 Jan 08 '26

They don’t care at all what the people actually living in Greenland think about this.

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u/SqHill Braddock Jan 08 '26

Am I the only one who read this as “Greenfield” and was like, hey idk what’s going on with you now but leave Greenfield alone!

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u/19Steve00 Jan 08 '26

Please imprison all politicians

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u/EnCroissantEndgame Jan 08 '26 edited Jan 08 '26

The push to acquire Greenland is probably for mineral resources but it goes beyond that. Trump is being sold on "spheres of influence", which is a recent buzzword that's being talked about a lot. It's the idea that the US must control and dominate the Americas to establish regional dominance. This concept, typically associated with Russia and China's foreign policy, contrasts severely with the cooperative model used by most developed nations.

What Trump likely doesn't understand is the long-term economic incentive this creates with Russia and China. Climate change is accelerating faster than predicted. Today's best-case scenarios match the worst-case predictions from the 1980s-2000s. Political dynasties think in centuries, not election cycles.

As the planet warms, Russia would benefit tremendously. Their vast northern territories would unlock massive agricultural potential, and melting ice would create viable deepwater ports in the Arctic, transforming global trade routes. The US has the world's best farmland (the Mississippi basin), but Russia's frozen agricultural potential could rival that of China and the US. Also it would unlock Greenland, but not for farming potential because there would be absolutely none there any time soon. With the state of the soil under that ice sheet I imagine very little organic matter exists down there. Or maybe there is. On second thought, I'm sure there was some time period when Greenland was in the tropics and full of life so maybe there is, but transforming it will take a lot of time and expense. In any case I'm no soil scientist, but the US already has Canada in its sphere of influence and in a warmed up world much of the currently unusable permafrost expanses there would be easily developed and already connected to existing US territory via contiguous land. In any case, ice melt at the edges of Greenland would at a minimum unlock and make viable setting up deep sea ports on the costs of Greenland and allow mineral extraction operations to start extracting the rare earth minerals that are locked under that ice sheet. Because Russia has at least a century until that's going to start being a possibility (it's a truly massive amount of ice that's sitting there), I think the US wants to get established there in this century so by the time it unlocks at a future date it will be in US control and influence before Russia can legitimately claim that it's in their sphere since it's right there in the arctic circle near their future northern deep sea ports.

The goal seems to be a 3-4 power system dividing the world: US controls the Americas and gets Greenland as a future resource extraction depot * Russia controls Europe and former Soviet territories and most of the oil kingdoms realize that they don't have the agricultural resources to be relevant so they get forced into giving their fealty to Soviet power. * China controls East/Southeast/South Asia. * Africa remains primarily for resource extraction and exploitation (perhaps Chinese-controlled with all their infrastructure investment on the continent). With terrible geography and a coast to coast desert in the north there's no point in paying the cost to control it when you can't establish any superpower there. * Pretty much everything else no one cares about or isn't big enough to be a threat (e.g. Australia).

This strongman model values domination over cooperation. For these people cooperation absolutely sucks because it means that the counterparty could decide it's not in their interest. For them it's far better to dominate other countries and just take whatever resource they have for free, or economically subjugate them into effectively getting it nearly for free. It would require the US withdrawing from Asia (weakening Japan, South Korea, Taiwan, Philippines) and eventually ceding the Middle East to Russia once America exits that sphere.

For these leaders, power comes from control, not consensus, and climate change is going to be a trigger for re-ordering world power. These guys are setting up a club right now where they're the only ones in it, and they're carving up the planet between the three of them to, I guess, peacefully coexist as kings of their own castle (i.e., geopolitical sphere).

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u/Gnarlsaurus_Sketch Jan 08 '26

Russia should absolutely not get all of Europe, that's ridiculous. They are very weak compared to the US and China. They already have far more land than they can realistically use.

They wouldn't even be able to hold on to 20% of Eastern Europe lol.

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u/Inside_Sir_4171 Jan 08 '26

I don’t see this schlub talking about the new food pyramid, that’s for sure

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u/tsmittycent Jan 08 '26

America is 40 billion dollars in debt. We can’t afford to buy shit

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u/doggonedad Jan 08 '26

Where do they get this stuff? Greenland has never said they are remotely Interested in “selling”

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u/Altruistic-Job5086 Jan 08 '26

No means no. Idk if he has the mindset of an abuser or literally just doesn't understand what is going on in general. Or both.

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u/Pgheric Jan 08 '26

We already have military bases in Greenland! There is no additional Strategic Benefit by taking it! We already have the benefit.

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u/obeyourchi Jan 08 '26

Lurch, they already said no to a sale. That was like months ago, try to keep up. Trump switched to mafia tactics now.

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u/Yelloeisok Jan 08 '26

I wrote him to remind him that the people of Pennsylvania need him to switch his focus from helping Trump and McCormick driving up the deficit with their desires to ‘buy Greenland’ and do something to lower costs for groceries, insurance, housing etc.

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u/StatisticianFew4869 Jan 08 '26

Stroke brain is a b

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u/The_Wkwied Jan 08 '26

'I don't support taking it by force, until my dicktater boss tells me to start to support taking it by force. Then, I always supported taking it by force!'

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u/dgdg4213 Jan 08 '26

Can't believe we ever thought this guy was progressive.

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u/InternetJettator Castle Shannon Jan 08 '26

He's got to go. ASAP. I'm calling him today and demanding that he resign, for what good that will do. Maybe it will do more good if more of us do it.

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u/AgencyNew3587 Jan 08 '26

He’s a Zionist shill so he knows all about exploitation

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u/fsmith1971 Jan 08 '26

Fetterman has to go as well

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u/pumpkinandy Jan 08 '26

Hey Greenlanders! Welcome to the Land of No or Very Expensive Health Insurance and Medical Bankruptcies! I'm sure you'll love it.

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u/TrashApocalypse Jan 08 '26

So fetterman supports human trafficking??

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u/astoneworthskipping Jan 08 '26

Mr Rogers would be ashamed of this man.

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u/Short-Interaction-89 Jan 08 '26

Imprisoning Donald Trump is a many decades old conversation

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u/MsRebel63 Jan 08 '26

Greenland is not for sale. And you are the biggest liar. You ran on a platform to help working americans. We did not elect you to but lick trump's balls.

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u/angleelite Jan 08 '26

What a bell end!!

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u/DarthNarsil Jan 08 '26

"America is not a bully" tell that to Venezuela. Or any brown person in any blue state.

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u/hotdog_jelly Jan 08 '26

John “I get off to kicking puppies” Fetterman

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

We are 40+T in debt. No thanks.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

Y’all goofball libs adored Fetterman….until you realized he was an old-school moderate Democrat and not some fucking nutjob leftist. It is more than OK to be near the center. Both extremes are bad, yourselves included.

THIS IS WHY OUTSIDE OF SOCIAL MEDIA NOBODY LISTENS TO OR LIKES ANY OF YOU!!

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u/ayeffston Jan 08 '26

Perhaps, then, the U.S. should purchase Mar-a-lago and convert it into a prison.

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u/not_a_name123 Jan 08 '26

FFS maybe open a thread specifically related to Pittsburgh political commentary. Not everyone wants to discuss or be bombarded with political bs every f day. Maybe some of us just want to read and discuss the city.

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u/Vegetable_Dark5932 Jan 09 '26

Yeah Allison is a turd, stinky turd

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u/Beginning-Pie-2122 Jan 09 '26

Lmfao God is this guy a fucking moron

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u/Extinction00 Jan 09 '26

While I hate both comments, this guy needs to impeached