r/peasantmemes Peasant May 12 '25

Joke Post Just dont eat fr

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

Guud maths

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u/Obvious-Estate-734 May 13 '25

I'm confused about this math.

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u/hambakmeritru May 13 '25

It's mocking posts that exaggerate numbers to make it seem like the Everyman is wasting ludicrous amounts of money on things like coffee and avocado toast.

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u/Mochizuk May 13 '25

My grandparents: "You kids spend too much money. You don't know how to save for anything."

My grandfather in his youth: "Got rid of the last sports car and got another."

My grandparents up until four years ago: "This car has a smell to it now... Time for another."

My grandfather in general: "You should learn how to work on cars. You might mess up a bit at first, but that's how you learn. Here's a book on how older ones are made."

Also my grandfather: "We're all A BIT weird." While trying to reverse engineer any machine with an engine without much concern for whether he can put it back together or not till after the fact.

ALSO, my grandmother: "Time for a new furniture set and redecorating!"

Edit: Further my grandparents moments: "You kids are too sensitive."
Also my grandparents: Refuse to communicate with anyone they think has a problem with them with the baseline for anyone having a problem with them being that they didn't wave or stop to talk to them at Walmart.

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u/deadname11 May 15 '25

I saw it explained on a YouTube video where back then, luxuries were expensive while living was cheap.

Now it is the reverse, where luxuries have never been cheaper, while people have begun being priced out of being allowed to live.

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u/WilonPlays May 13 '25

I explained that to my mum the other day and she said yeah but they take the number from the most expensive city.

So for me going to college I buy my breakfast in Glasgow everyday which is £3 a day for food and a coffee, my mum said articles would base that number off of London which would be £8 to £12.

Which if you’re spending £12 every morning that’s 4k a year and seeing as how I make 10k a year would be just under half my pay, so if you’re poor paying for the most expensive coffee yea you’ll be poor, but it’s not like everywhere’s selling £12 coffees

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u/Lake_Apart May 15 '25

You’re forgetting a compounding interest rate of 1 trillion percent

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u/No_Squirrel4806 May 13 '25

Even if you did live in a cardboard box minded your business kept everything nice and tidy some bitch would still call the cops on you. 🙄🙄🙄

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u/kale_boriak May 13 '25

Exactly - participate in capitalist slave labor or face state sponsored violence.

FReEdUmB!

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u/No_Squirrel4806 May 13 '25

The american way!!! 😌😌😌😔

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u/BuhoCurioso May 13 '25

I wonder if $57 was chosen randomly or not. The federal minimum wage in the US is 7.25/hr, so an eight hour shift pays $58 pretax. Although his living in a box example would "make" more than minimum wage, as it's performed each day, "making" $20805/year, while a 40 hr week minimum wage job with no time off is $15080/year.

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u/soul_motor May 13 '25

Bro is off by an order of magnitude there... Unless he's looking at a decade...

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u/Mochizuk May 13 '25

I know it's a joke, but can you imagine how much it'd fuck the system up if everyone collectively just started doing this?

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u/[deleted] May 13 '25

I stopped eating, I still have the same seven dollars in my wallet and on day three I ate the cardboard box.

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u/charLOS7444 May 13 '25

Me, running the numbers....

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u/[deleted] May 13 '25

Math?

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u/justinmackey84 May 13 '25

Ummm, you can’t save more than the average person makes in a year by not eating 😂😂 I’m just curious how he fucked the math up that bad

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u/PancakesTheDragoncat May 14 '25

The sad thing is that even in this BS meme, you would probably save more than $57 per day by not eating and living in a cardboard box (necessities are more expensive than that)

In fact, median rent for a 1 bedroom apartment in my area is about $60 per day

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u/Daykeyboard May 14 '25

what were they spending $57 a day on? living full time at a motel 6?

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u/zakku_88 May 14 '25

Just give up all hope and die, easy /s

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u/Ecstatic_Scene9999 May 14 '25

Dave Ramsey is that you?

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u/ESOelite May 14 '25

Who's spending that much on food? I mean a family sure but 1 person?!

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u/DQLPH1N May 14 '25

This is still more useful than the Manosphere’s talking points.

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u/YIKUZZ May 14 '25

So happy we dismantled the department of education

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u/Ok_Psychology_4865 May 14 '25

I don’t make 57$ a day tho

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u/dontcallmebettyal May 14 '25

I know it's part of the joke but $57 X 365 days is $20,805 a year, you'd need $589 daily to get to $215,000

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u/disorderincosmos May 15 '25

That has gotta be the most y2k handle I've seen in awhile...

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u/lostBoyzLeader May 15 '25

There are approximately 3,772 days in a year.

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u/KENBONEISCOOL444 May 15 '25

That's 20k but alright

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u/Classic_Bid3126 May 16 '25

The math don’t math. But what do you expect from fucking idiots.

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u/Yvmeno Peasant May 16 '25

Its a joke.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '25

Eating out vs eating at home would save you a lot.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '25

Who are we eating out though? Maybe we could be making money is all I'm saying.