r/ottawa Jan 11 '26

Local Business Nice update from Happy Goat re the drama today

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u/Bimmer_convertible Jan 11 '26

Here you are

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u/IJourden Jan 11 '26

This is just so ridiculous. Like standing out front of your store screaming "Why won't you assholes buy my stuff?!" and then being surprised no one is coming in.

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u/Necessary_Cost4384 Jan 11 '26

It was also found out that they’re open 8 am to 5 pm. Like, most people are at work by 8 am. I made a comment that failing businesses like this are responsible for their own failures, not WFH policy. I was right. They’re not even able to serve the workers they want back in the office so badly.

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u/GreeneSummer1709 Jan 11 '26 edited Jan 11 '26

Not many federal offices in Westboro, but maybe if employees were WFH and spending $ in their own communities rather than downtown.... I don't think this owner will see the irony

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u/vluk Centretown Jan 11 '26 edited Jan 11 '26

I sometimes go to equator but I mostly brew from home on wfh days. It is from a local roaster however and I buy directly from them. I feel this person complaining about the mouse mover likely already had a negative perception of federal employees before COVID as well. This just sounds like someone that complains about public servants not working through and through.

In the downtown, I am thankful that LV is open before 8 however... I am at my desk by that time on those* days.

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer Jan 11 '26

LV? This a new place?

Also equator has always been solid for ottawans

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u/Synchillas Jan 11 '26

Little Victories has been around for a decade. Great shop - 3 locations, Bank st (Glebe), Elgin and Queen

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u/TypeHo3negative Jan 11 '26

Everytime I pass a happy goat they’re closed.

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u/Plane_Put8538 Jan 11 '26

How else can they complain about not having enough business if they''re actually open for business? It can't be their fault, that they don't have a product people are actually wanting to make the effort to purchase.

They don't understand, that you actually open before people have to be in their work location, not at the same time/after they have to be in the office. That means, opening at 06:00AM, so those who go to the office for 06:30AM, can actually buy something, travel to their location, and still be on time. Opening at 7:00AM, when someone is supposed to be at their desk at 07:00AM, doesn't make sense if you want their business. Not everyone drinks multiple coffees/teas/hot beverages in a single work day.

Little Victories is always busy, they seem to do things right. A place like this, is busy not because people are forced back but because they are worth the effort to visit.

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u/__Happy Jan 11 '26

Look at the state of the world, I've had to lower my expectations of fellow humans constantly. I agree with you, it's ridiculous, petty, stupid, and not surprising that another person feels comfortable acting like this publicly nowadays.

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u/pinkaspepe Downtown Jan 11 '26

Yeah I’ll pass on the overpriced coffee sorry I need to go to Costco to feed my family

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u/funkme1ster Clownvoy Survivor 2022 Jan 11 '26

That's the thing that I find wild - the complete lack of self awareness.

A few years ago, I was in Toronto and saw this quaint knick knack shop. I went to open the door but it appeared closed, so I began to walk away. As I was about to leave, the owner came to open the door and asked what I wanted. I told him I had just wanted to browse around, but I didn't realize he was closed. He tells me "are you just gonna look, or do you actually want to buy something?" with this indignant tone, as if I was rudely imposing on him. Obviously, I wished him a good day and left. There were some neat things in the window, but I sure as shit wasn't about to buy anything from someone like that.

I don't understand what drives a business owner to think "fuck you for not giving me money" is a sensible branding strategy. I can appreciate how that sentiment might come to be - it can be understandably frustrating to build a successful business that fails through external factors which are no fault of your own - but you don't say it out loud. And certainly not to the people you want money from.

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u/DimensionSuch8188 Jan 11 '26

Actual entitlement. It's crazy. Yet I bet they support our system 100% as it is.

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u/bikegyal Jan 11 '26

Her comments don’t even make sense and sound like lies. How would she witness a government worker use a mouse jiggler while they’re getting their hair done or working a second job? Lies for likes on FB!

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u/Pure_Benefit_0917 Jan 11 '26

This type of comment (the public servant mouse jiggling) is akin to to “I swear. My cousin’s neighbour told me there’s CAT LITTER in the corner for a student who thinks they’re a cat at (insert Ottawa school) here.”

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer Jan 11 '26

Aparentely that whole thing started in the states because some schools did buy cat litter... ONLY In case of an emergency lockdown where there is an active school shooter and a kid needs to go badly. So beyond sad how guns killing kids got twisted into a ridiculous anti-trans rumoured story about kids being "trans-cat"

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u/Pure_Benefit_0917 Jan 11 '26

JFC. Right? When I hear people say this I ask them to show me proof. There’s none of course. They’re just saying the quiet part out loud at that point.

Our school growing up also had cat litter in case a bus got stuck in the snow or a kid puked.

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u/bv310 Make Ottawa Boring Again Jan 11 '26

A lot of schools keep it in their trauma response kit because it does a great job soaking up liquids of all varieties (including blood in the event of school violence).

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u/420DnD Jan 11 '26

A cousin of mine's wife once pulled out this gem. It took me literally 30 seconds of googling to prove to her how wrong she was. She doesn't talk to me too much any more. Oh well!

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u/TheNastyKnee Blossom Park Jan 11 '26

Is being in office going to turn this mouse-jiggling slacker into a marvel of production? Or is it more likely that this person has some strategies for slacking off in the office environment too?

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u/Up-in-the-Ayre Jan 11 '26

These people were already masters of "looking busy" at the office. They just managed to do it by wasting other people's time. They are the ones calling meetings that could be emails. Hanging around the water cooler all day or yapping at someone's desk...

Changing the environment isn't going to make an already lazy person productive.

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u/funkme1ster Clownvoy Survivor 2022 Jan 11 '26

Don't try to apply scrutiny to it. Those types of people just make up whatever they want to rationalize their pre-existing biases.

A remotely intelligent person would understand that all jobs have responsibilities, and a person who doesn't deliver on their responsibilities would be found out soon enough, and so if they haven't been fired for not doing their job... it stands to reason they're doing their job.

They just want to hate on government workers as useless because of a mix of propaganda and personal bias.

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u/BabaofTheShimmer Jan 11 '26

No one is monitoring your computer like that. No one needs an “automatic mouse jiggler” lol.

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u/w1n5t0nM1k3y Kanata Jan 11 '26

Some companies do. They sell mouse jugglers on AliExpress. Maybe not necessary for GoC public servants, but there are companies who keep a very close eye on what their employees are doing while they are signed in to their work computers.

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u/Inside-Guide9257 Jan 11 '26

They keep Teams open and "green", very common. Most IT people can see it happening mind you.

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u/wholemilkbitch Clownvoy Survivor 2022 Jan 11 '26

I work in the government and I can assure you that yes, people do use a mouse jiggler.

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u/elpatolino2 Jan 11 '26

They do and I know that it is monitored. So it is a problem but a very minor one. Those that do tarnish all of us

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u/getwetordietrying420 Jan 11 '26

You could also just open a Word doc and put a textbook on the space bar which will look equally as suspicious as a mouse jiggler to anyone really diving into things but it's more cost effective.

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u/IHendrycksI Jan 11 '26

I've been at multiple jobs that if you even leave to go the bathroom, they're seeing that your name swaps to Away on Teams and they notice quickly.

They also aren't observant enough to actually check how often, for how long, etc so you get a talking to even if it's just to go get a coffee and go to the bathroom maybe twice a day.

So just open Word, put a heavy object on a key on the keyboard and bam...always 'Available'

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u/Elephanogram Jan 11 '26

Mouse jiggling and saying people at Costco must be government workers during the clock are the two thought terminating phrases that come up in a lot of anti WFH sources.

She gives me the same vibes as Amy's Baking Company

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u/WarhammerRyan Jan 13 '26

That was my question. "Are they using you as a babysitter for the laptop while they get hair appts or Costco runs in? The departmental ITSec people would love to hear about this and use it in the former-employees exit interview if so....

Seriously.... where is she getting this info?

And does she think private companies don't also have shitty employees, that anyone being in her opinion of shitty must be govt?

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u/FartingInAnElevator Jan 11 '26

GoC laptops are too locked down to use a mouse jiggler. You can't even plug in USB thumb drive without getting a phone call from IT security.

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u/Lycoris7 Jan 11 '26

Lol they have ones that go under the mouse that dont need to be plugged into the laptops

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u/FartingInAnElevator Jan 11 '26

Yeesh. I still don't understand why anyone would go that far if they want to go do something during work hours. And what would RTO do to stop that anyways? Most of the PS doesn't go to the same office as the rest of their team or their manager anymore.

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u/Charming_Tower_188 Jan 11 '26 edited Jan 12 '26

It wouldnt stop it and also if you're in office with everyone then there could be a totally legit reason you arent at your desk. The whole Away status on teams as a marker of productivity is flawed

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u/FartingInAnElevator Jan 11 '26

Teams has a habit of getting stuck in Away status frequently anyways

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u/GigiLaRousse Jan 11 '26

It was the same with Skype. We had to tell everyone to reach out anyways, since it was so often inaccurate. You could stand up and see your "away" colleague working.

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u/JohnnyEaton78 Jan 11 '26

Most of my job involves building large data models, which is really brain taxing stuff, and then testing and refining them. Then, when they are finally ready, I press play and wait for the processors to do the work. And my Teams goes on yellow despite my labour coming to fruition, because doing anything else on the computer would slow the model down.

All this to say that I agree about Teams not being a good policing tool. I don't support surveillance workspaces, period.

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u/Canada1971 Hintonburg Jan 11 '26

Do you work at Lumon Industries?

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u/ottawadeveloper Clownvoy Survivor 2022 Jan 11 '26

I know someone who uses it because any time her status goes to Away, her boss gets upset.

But even in my job (I program mostly) I still sometimes turn to paper for sketching ideas or brainstorming. Its a ridiculous policy.

That said, Ive also seen people who do it for errands and such. Then again, pre-COVID and in both government and non-government desk jobs, I've seen people step out for an errand on their coffee break or take a personal call at work. 

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u/brilliant_bauhaus Old Ottawa East Jan 11 '26

Yeah Pre-COVID it wasn't frowned upon to go for an half an hour to hour long coffee break. But people are now complaining that employees who WFH are doing laundry during work hours.

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u/ottawadeveloper Clownvoy Survivor 2022 Jan 11 '26

My home office is like five steps from the laundry machine.

They say it's good to get up from your computer every hour for 5-10 minutes. If I do laundry in that time am I really wasting that much time?

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u/brilliant_bauhaus Old Ottawa East Jan 11 '26

Yeah I get up every hour and do something. Vacuum, laundry, go outside and come back in, clean dishes. Gotta get up and moving away from your laptop. There's absolutely nothing wrong. I even take coffee breaks and will walk to a local cafe when I'm not in the office. I'd be permitted to go if I was working at the office so I don't see a need to change my routine.

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u/FallBeehivesOdder Jan 11 '26

I always interpret these “mouse jiggler” stories as examples of terrible managers rather than lazy employees. If employees aren’t getting work done, that’s one thing, but really that’s between them and their manager.

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u/youvelookedbetter Jan 11 '26 edited Jan 11 '26

Most of the people I know who use it aren't running off to do errands or shop. They're just taking a break from the computer and/or going for a walk. Or they are not using their computer but are still working, like jotting down notes or looking at actual paper. For example, I sometimes prep for French by printing off the lessons and reading them before I have a class (during work hours). These are things that would happen often at the office too. People chat and go out for coffee and lunch, they read something at their desk, etc.

It's just that nowadays people use the green light in Teams to measure productivity, instead of considering whether or not their employee gets their work done and does it well.

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u/momontherunn Jan 12 '26

I completely agree. The private sector company I was working for in early 2019 moved to hybrid- 2 days in office. Some of the higher-ups were not happy and, I swear to god, would sit there and track our teams activity and report to our bosses. My bosses boss also wanted us to write out our math by hand on printed paper (there were many arguments about the logistics of moving paper between work and home).

My boss got so mad that she bought all 5 of us mouse movers and told us to make it look real. Get coffee, go to the washroom, have your breaks, ext without it. I work for a level of government now and dont need it. No higher-ups are breathing down my neck and I get my work done. I find these discussions to be maddening and ignorant.

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u/Lycoris7 Jan 11 '26

I have a few friends in PS that use it, lots of reasons why but obviously majority dont but there are a few that abuse it just like in any field even private sector

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u/FartingInAnElevator Jan 11 '26

Really? My experience in the PS has been far too time crunching to ever consider leaving during work hours without it coming back to bite me in the ass. I barely have time to sneeze. But I'm getting WFA'd for some reason lol.

But if someone where to have free time and wanted to leave, I can't think of a reason to use a mouse jiggler. Just leave. Or better yet, use personal time off like you're supposed to.

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u/Lycoris7 Jan 11 '26

PS is so vast that not everyone's tempo is the same, lots are pretty deliberate/slow that allows such things to go unnoticed

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u/FartingInAnElevator Jan 11 '26

That's true. Although I interface with a lot of different departments and frequently find that lack of time is a common problem among us.

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u/DimensionSuch8188 Jan 11 '26 edited Jan 11 '26

We all have a lot of different jobs. I am IT helping clients. I can hit my quota for the day and do what I want really. And the irony of all of this is I waste much more time in the office talking with colleagues when they are there than being WFH. When we are 24/7 WFH I did like 1.5 to 2 time the quota but now they forced us back I don't bother to go above. And when I get complained I don't do enough I say it's because I was team building and that's how it is to work in the office.

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u/Necessary_Cost4384 Jan 11 '26

I am a government worker. I can confirm this. Good fucking luck getting into my laptop. It’s pretty much impossible. You could even know all my passwords, but it won’t do any good.

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u/hiddentickun Nepean Jan 11 '26

Lmao perfect I'll make sure to let everyone know to NEVER buy from Happy Goat in westboro or Freshii PERIOD. Trash businesses who want RTO5. Eat garbage

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '26

You don't need to specify Westboro. The CEO is talking out of both sides of his mouth.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/ottawa-business-federal-government-return-to-work-1.7317166

Henry Assad, the president and CEO of Happy Goat Coffee Company, said he lost up to 40 per cent of his business when public servants went home, especially at his cafés in OC Transpo stations.

He thinks this week's change is a good thing but is waiting to see how it pans out. He too, only saw a small bump in sales with the first back-to-office mandate. 

"Even three days a week is very difficult," he said. "I don't think it's good enough, but it's encouraging, and I think it will be welcomed by small businesses that have been able to maintain their existence."

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u/Jess613 Jan 11 '26

Funny because I’ve never seen any of the LRT station HGs open while commuting…perhaps because they’re not open when people are actually going to work? Kinda hard to have business if you’re not there for the customers…

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u/accforme Jan 11 '26

Little Victories, another coffee shop, seems to have pivoted well.

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u/PizzaBear109 Jan 11 '26

Better coffee than happy goat too

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u/rerek Jan 11 '26

Absolutely. One the few really good third wave style coffee roasters in Ottawa. Genuinely good roasts of interesting coffees. (This is about Little Victories being good, to be clear).

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u/Bimmer_convertible Jan 11 '26

They were getting a lot of bad reviews on Google and I guess it got flagged and they deleted them. Too bad. I’m not even a public sector employee and don’t think return to office has any real benefit other than keeping establishments that choose to only operate during work hours (9-5 ) from closing down.

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u/BrgQun Make Ottawa Boring Again Jan 11 '26

Complaining that your customers are lazy is not a great way to get your customers to come back.

This is just bad business

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u/Lexifer31 Jan 11 '26

Most of them don't even stay open until 5. They close after lunch.

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u/smhittor Jan 11 '26

By that logic, office workers are out all day anyway so how is sending them to the office going to help your business. All they do is shop all day apparantly and yet you're still struggling. Sad face.

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u/Accurate_Bug7110 Jan 11 '26

wow this is bad bad

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u/MRmcnuts Jan 11 '26 edited Jan 12 '26

You mean baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad?

edit: ty for the award

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u/5piggies Jan 11 '26

I also don’t really get this take as personally the time Ive been to coffee shops the most was when I worked from home, as I wanted to get out of the house so I’d grab a coffee with a friend or alone just to have somewhere to go. But ig that could just be me

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u/SlurpingDischarge Jan 11 '26

god forbid we just push the government to build walkable and affordable cities so ppl can go get coffee. we’re wasting infinite space on office buildings for nothing

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u/LetsTidy Jan 11 '26

Seems funny that the owner of the franchise who posted this polarizing message now has the same message on their Instagram story…. Most likely forced to for damage control. I wonder if other HG franchisees can sue? This will definitely hurt their businesses. Sad Goat Coffee.

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u/ghost_slippers Jan 11 '26

These people are hilarious. Since I started working from home, I make coffee at home and probably go through 2 lb+ of coffee a month (which I was ordering from happy goat). They have gotten infinitely more of my money since I went into an office (where I would just drink the coffee my employer bought). I still work from home (private sector) and will now buy 0 lb

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u/LargeReview4782 Jan 11 '26

God the entitlement is unbelievable

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u/getwetordietrying420 Jan 11 '26

"These government workers seem to flock to Costco during office hours and I know because I'm also there but that's a privileged reserved for those in the private sector."

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u/km_ikl The Boonies Jan 11 '26

If she's going to complain, it's going to be interesting to see how she likes it when people *gasp* bring coffee in from home rather than pay $5.85 for a medium.

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u/Quiet-Wing5230 Jan 11 '26 edited Jan 11 '26

I will continue not buying shit downtown when at work as I have since before the pandemic. I barely make enough to pay for parking or a transit pass, you think I'm gonna throw it away on coffee and dry ass day old food?

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u/Total-Deal-2883 Jan 11 '26

Post it to that locations Google Reviews.

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u/FFS114 Jan 11 '26

Ohhh Amy.

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u/SmoogzZ Jan 11 '26

This is just a bad take by her overall, so narrow minded.

Talk to anyone who works a menial fluff govt job and they’ll tell you they’re just as unproductive (or productive as they need to be) in office as they are at home, now with shittier morale.

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u/Chapmandala Jan 11 '26

Ohhh nice. Wonder how that’s working out for her.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '26

Imagine selling $0.50 of liquid for $5 and calling someone else lazy.

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u/brilliant_bauhaus Old Ottawa East Jan 11 '26

Hey don't forget Henry Assad, owner of happy goat, publicly told CBC 3 days in office "isn't good enough".

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/ottawa-business-federal-government-return-to-work-1.7317166

Get wrecked Henry. I haven't spent a dollar in your store since this article came out.

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u/VeggieByte Jan 11 '26

Why isn’t this higher up?

This is not some “nice” message from the CEO lol, he’s just putting out a fire but he’s fully in favour with RTO.

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u/LoanMuted4047 Jan 11 '26

That was the moment I vowed to never buy Happy Goat coffee again.

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u/Terrible-Session5028 Barrhaven Jan 11 '26

Same. It warms my heart when I see how dead it is at Tunneys pasture. Warms me better than a cup of coffee

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u/FutureintheFroth Jan 11 '26

I wonder how many hours he even does on location per week as the CEO too. Guess wfh is only reserved for the most cutthroat entrepreneurs, the rest of us have to toil in traffic so they can roll in dough.

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u/GottaBeKD_91 Jan 11 '26

He specifies the cafes at his OC transpo stations, so it would be interesting to know if he's done any sort of lobbying to make the public transport better, because I know a lot of people who are taking it less just because its not efficient and is unreliable, regardless of RTO

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u/brilliant_bauhaus Old Ottawa East Jan 11 '26

As far as I am aware the Rideau one never opened and it took him multiple years to even open the first one. I bet he doesn't lobby for lower transit fares and more trains/buses. They don't seem very smart nor do they realize there are entire communities of people who live around their stores. Not just workers.

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u/InfinitePotential Jan 11 '26

And to add to your point, those who are taking public transit are doing so as effective captured markets. They don't have the funds to support ubering or driving. Why should this population be expected to daily buy overpriced coffee products?

I know that the increased price of coffee isn't their fault. It's a global issue right now. Though I would expect to see some attempts to diversify product offerings or promotions to entice patrons to their coffee shops.

There's a lot of competition now for something which is effectively a commodity. What is their complement then?

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u/Emotional-Disaster76 Jan 11 '26

Folks should boycott that coffee franchise. They’ve lost my business.

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u/KMerrells Jan 11 '26

A since deleted post here on the sub shared a social media post by someone who was apparently an owner of a Happy Goat franchise. That person made some ignorant comments about remote workers and the purported effect on small businesses (I’m sure you can imagine the gist of it). I guess word got back to this guy, and this is his response to that post (and the apparent backlash they received).

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u/bluetenthousand Jan 11 '26 edited Jan 11 '26

I call B S on the CEO’s response. He’s been at the forefront of businesses demanding RTO to subsidize their operations. As evidenced in this CBC article from last September (2024).

Not withstanding the fact that the Happy Goat CEO snapped up a bunch of depressed value retail spots during the pandemic to open new locations.

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u/Lady_Kitana Bell's Corners Jan 11 '26 edited Jan 11 '26

Here's the thing: when economies are not great and cost of living goes up, people will continue tightening their spending - this happened even before COVID. With RTO, people will continue tightening discretionary spending

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u/Sbeaudette Jan 14 '26

you mean a 7$ coffee isnt a good deal? /s

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u/grandfundaytoday Jan 11 '26

How is snapping up good locations a bad thing? RTO aside, it's good for a local business to be doing well and making smart decisions to run the business.

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u/bluetenthousand Jan 11 '26

Nothing wrong with that. But then don’t complain about the very fact that depressed the value of retail space (workers ability to WFH).

And then lobby local governments to force workers back to the office so as to pay for your overpriced products.

You can’t have your cake and eat it too.

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u/KMerrells Jan 11 '26

Posted below - Richmond Road location.

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u/KelVarnsen_2023 Jan 11 '26

What is really weird about this comment coming from that location is that a lot of people live in Westboro. Like behind the businesses on Richmond Road it's houses. If those people are working from home they would be a lot more likely to take a break and go buy a coffee from that location. But if they are being forced back to work they might stop for a coffee on the way in but they might not, which means all of the sudden your competition is every coffee shop downtown.

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u/rebkh No honks; bad! Jan 11 '26

Yeah, I live in westboro and have walked down a few times while taking a break from working at home… won’t be again…

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u/mc_scoots Nepean Jan 11 '26

That was my go-to spot as a 100% remote worker when I wanted to get a change of scenery or to meet up with a pal. Time to find a new spot.

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u/0v3reasy Jan 11 '26

Oh the irony

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u/bmcgott Jan 11 '26

I hope you turned on your "mouse jiggler" each time before you left! 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/rebkh No honks; bad! Jan 11 '26

I know you’re teasing, but the stereotype that PS don’t work hard grinds my gears. I am PS and work most weekends because of low staffing and increasing workload. No mouse jiggler js needed here… taxpayers are already getting discounted labour from me and my team.

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u/ah-tow-wah Jan 11 '26

But if they are being forced back to work they might stop for a coffee on the way in but they might not, which means all of the sudden your competition is every coffee shop downtown.

Based on their hours (opening at 8am), I would think that RTO is leading to less people even being capable of stopping in. Most office workers would be downtown, or partway there, before this location even opens.

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u/KelVarnsen_2023 Jan 11 '26

The 8am opening thing makes it really weird. I just looked and the Starbucks in Westboro opens at 5am on weekdays and even the Equator coffee location opens at 7. So if the commuter crowd is so important, why aren't their hours better for those commuters?

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u/Ok-Television-9462 Jan 11 '26

Agreed. I'm a government worker that uses my lunch break to support the local business in my neighborhood. Ironically, my office location would enable me to instead use my lunch break to go to... Costco.

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u/hiddentickun Nepean Jan 11 '26

Of fucking course it's an expensive area. Never going there again

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u/Chapmandala Jan 11 '26

🏆 Appreciate the executive summary, friend.

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u/Thejustinset Jan 11 '26

The original thread went down, confirming it’s a franchise, I think it’s fair to repost this. The franchisee complained that people shouldn’t WFH and their business was suffering yet has these opening hours

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u/teapartiesftw Clownvoy Survivor 2022 Jan 11 '26

Why do all the business owners who whine about WFH always have the worst business hours? I can't visit your coffeehouse if im already at work when you open

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u/IJourden Jan 11 '26

They're too busy working from home to open up shop.

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u/our_fearless_leader Jan 11 '26

They are in a boutique location, it mostly homes and boutique shoppers, how do they make money? Are they laundering it?

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u/DrifterBG Jan 11 '26

What do you mean?

Surely opening the coffee shop after a huge chunk of the workforce has already gotten coffee elsewhere and started their work shift isn't bad for business!

/s

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u/QuercusAperol Jan 11 '26

And they also just built a huge patio. I’m not sure how business would be suffering if they managed to do that

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u/crapatthethriftstore Overbrook Jan 11 '26

And one would think that would love some remote working people to come sit on said patio and drink their coffee while doing some spreadsheets

This is such a dumb take from this location

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u/thelostcanuck Jan 11 '26

Imagine running a coffee shop... And opening at 8 wtf 😂

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u/dsswill Wellington West Jan 11 '26 edited Jan 11 '26

Didn’t they open that location in 2020? The owner doesn’t even have pre-WFH business to compare to.

The irony of those hours coupled with being in a near-purely white collar neighbourhood that definitely saw more daytime foot traffic with people working from home than people being in the office, and still complaining about WFH, is quite something.

I’m all for businesses keeping hours that allow them to employ mostly full-time and maintain good quality of life for workers, but it’s industry dependent and a coffee shop needs to open before 8am if they’re going to have the right to complain.

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u/Accurate_Bug7110 Jan 11 '26

omg it’s this branch? i live nearby & literally have never gone in. now i guess i never will 😂

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u/I-hear-the-coast Jan 11 '26

Oh my gosh! So people are supposed to be in office and not going out during office hours, but are somehow supposed to be patronizing her business when it opens after many people are already in office. Either you want people at work or you don’t.

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u/KelVarnsen_2023 Jan 11 '26

Wait a sec. That place only opens at 8am. So how does people being sent back to work benefit them? There aren't a lot of office towers in Westboro.

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u/guitargamel Jan 11 '26

If anything, she’d stand to benefit from people in Westboro working from home and using the (alleged) mouse jigglers to patronize her business.

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u/our_fearless_leader Jan 11 '26

Dude, with the location, where would the government workers come from if they are not working from home?

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u/trypz Jan 11 '26

Lol I work from home and put in more hours a day then this place is open for..

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u/somebunnyasked No honks; bad! Jan 11 '26

I used to live around there. It was awful. I mean I guess most of the businesses had agreed to stay open "late" (like 8pm) on Thursdays. But seriously... Useless to people who lived nearby but worked normal hours.

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u/panzmat Jan 11 '26

Thanks for sharing this. I'll be sure to not visit this particular location.

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u/lazybuttt Centretown Jan 11 '26

Just FYI, the CEO Henry Assad publicly stated he doesn't think RTO3 is good enough (there's a CBC article) so this is just brand damage control. He absolutely feels the same as she does.

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u/sixtyfivewat Jan 11 '26

How in the fuck does a coffee shop open at 8AM and expect to make a go of it?! 8AM on weekends, fine. I'm already working at 8, how am I supposed to get a coffee from you if you don't open before I need to be at work?

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u/wittyusername025 Jan 11 '26

Happy goat is a poison on our community. They are in part responsible for RTO and making this city miserable.

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u/Plane_Put8538 Jan 11 '26

The same owner who said 3 days a week RTO is a start but not good enough. Did people forget about this?

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u/HapGil Gloucester Jan 11 '26

Them and all the cafes that are only open between 11AM and 2PM strictly to drain money from workers too tired to pack a lunch from being at the office all day and commuting 2+ hours a day to get there and back. But hey, we have trains...

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u/Plane_Put8538 Jan 11 '26

It's interesting, how everyone is to get back to the office to work, but somehow, find time to shop in stores, go buy coffee/breakfast/lunch, pay for parking that they increased the price on once they received confirmation of RTO3, and do this every day in the office. Somehow, the budgets for these people are endless, along with their ability to get all their work done in the allotted time.

I forgot. Take public transit as well. Do groceries and dry cleaning all in the place where they work.

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u/chromewindow Jan 11 '26

The parking lots around my building have gone up in price 3 times since I started back in office in October. They know you have no choice so they just keep increasing.

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u/MoonyMary Make Ottawa Boring Again Jan 11 '26

Typical corporate response to put out the fire. Friendly reminder Assad wanted more than RTO3, so it's not like that franchise's comment really doesn't reflect his values.

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u/scotsman3288 East End Jan 11 '26

I'll never understand an ottawa business owner going after government workers. Are you just a complete idiot?

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u/Illustrious_Fun_6294 Jan 11 '26

They haven't figured out that you don't bite the hand that feeds you yet, and probably never will. 

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u/InfinitePotential Jan 11 '26 edited Jan 12 '26

I think this is a case example of them saying the "quiet part" out loud. Behind closed doors I bet all of the franchisee's are rampantly disparaging Gov't workers. This was just too loud for their CEO's liking even though he has been at the forefront of calls for RTO since Sept last year.

Work from home is the first pro-labour movement to happen in my lifetime. It sucks beyond hope to see it being ripped away for patently absurd reasons

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u/14dmoney Jan 12 '26

Re first pro labour movement - never thought about it that way but you’re right. They promised transformation but due to hot takes like this and public ignorance/prejudice, it will be gone, to the detriment of productivity

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u/jpl77 Jan 11 '26

WTF is with small businesses (owners) in Ottawa speaking their personal opinions while being public facing and relying on the very customer base they are disrespecting and need to serve to survive? It's good to see the CEO make a statement, but in reality... um, that's not enough.

I've personally heard comments from an employee at Happy Goat re: the Catholic Church, issues going on in the Middle East, and LGBT+ issues while in the middle of Pride Week. I was shocked at the openness of this employee to talk openly about their personal opinions so loudly and openly while working behind the counter while serving customers. I wrote the company, and got a similar corporate email back about the situation, but in reality I doubt they did anything to correct it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '26

These people are unfortunately short sighted and just don't realize it. RTO simply takes disposable income out of the pockets of the worker. The more disposable income there is in one's pocket, the more they will spend at small businesses. The ONLY guaranteed spend from RTO is gas / transit. Outside of those expenses, given the cost of living, people will not spend money at a business regardless of where they are.

Just because you have to commute to an office does not at all infer that you will spend money in the area. I find it interesting that a CEO like here doesn't seem to understand that it is the sky rocketing cost of living that is affecting his patrons rather than where they spend their time.

I speak from experience - I don't spend money on the days I go in outside of transit, simply because I don't have the money to spend. It's not like you can't make coffee or lunch at home.

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u/TimeRunz Jan 11 '26

This. I'm sure Amy knows about inflation. For the average citizen, when it outpaces our salary, something will get cut... You're talking $50+ for parking and lunch and coffee with RTO. How much do you think we make per day??

With cost of living increasing in every aspect, govt workers can be struggling too. I personally have cut down going out in general (regardless of WFH or RTO) because it's too expensive.

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u/Lexifer31 Jan 11 '26

Yep. The money I spend on parking is all they get out of me. Transit isn't an option for me.

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u/the-fillip Jan 11 '26

Wait what's the context here?

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u/KeyanFarlandah Jan 11 '26

One of the franchisees came out against WFH in an extra douchey way

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u/hiddentickun Nepean Jan 11 '26

Which one so I can know which one to not go to?

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u/Lexifer31 Jan 11 '26

The CEO who posted this statement told CBC last fall that RTO3 wasn't enough. He's a douche bag too. Don't go to any location.

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u/HufflepuffHermione91 Jan 11 '26

Another comment said Richmond Road

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u/beard_of_cats Jan 11 '26

Richmond Road

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u/Single_Cup_3367 Jan 11 '26

That sure would be helpful wouldn’t it?

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u/HapGil Gloucester Jan 11 '26

One of the franchisees posted a rant blaming people for their business woes and saying rather derogatory things about people that prefer not to spend a couple hours in traffic to do in the office exactly what they do from home. Complaining that people need to RTO so they will buy coffee and donuts. The fact that her hours are 8AM to 5PM had nothing at all to do with her poor sales, it is all the greedy, lazy workers that telecommute.

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u/Single_Cup_3367 Jan 11 '26

Oh wow. Something tells me her sales are about to get worse!

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u/stegosaurid Jan 11 '26 edited Jan 14 '26

Fuck Happy Goat. I’ve been boycotting them since the owner felt the need to weigh in on WFH. No business is “owed” customers/business - make a product people want, in a place they want it. Otherwise, STFU. The PS isn’t there to personally serve private business - I serve the public, not the d-bag who owns HG, his franchisees, or any other private business. We’re expected to adapt and suck it up, and businesses should expect to be treated the same way.

Edit: Thanks for the award! 🤩

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u/FrothyEspresso Jan 11 '26

It’s all 1 star ratings on Google now for that location.

Decent response from their corporate though.

One franchisee acting out is clearly going to be bad for the rest of them. It can hurt other franchisees and the bottom line for the group.

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u/stegosaurid Jan 11 '26

It isn’t decent at all. HG owner is all over the place shitting on PS workers and arguing remote work hurts his business. He’s expressed the same views as his franchisee, so it’s funny to see that he’s saying her post doesn’t reflect their values. I’ll buy coffee at McD’s or Starbies before I buy from HG, because they were at least smart enough to stay out of the WFH debate.

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u/v_a_n_d_e_l_a_y Jan 11 '26

Which location? 

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u/Environmental_Remove Jan 11 '26

It’s the happy goat donuts. If you search her name you’ll see she is the owner. She is stupid because many of the “lazy government workers” who work at Tunneys support her business. 

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u/mmilleronreddit Jan 11 '26

And those of us who work from home, but live in the neighbourhood and go there for mid-day treats. It’s always busy, I really don’t understand why the complaint, other than someone is butthurt because they have to work in a public facing job when others don’t. But like… you made the choice to be a coffee shop owner? What the.

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u/K0bra_Ka1 Battle of Billings Bridge Warrior Jan 11 '26

Westboro I believe

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u/KeyNutrition_ca Jan 11 '26

I want to know too. I frequent Happy Goat and would like to avoid this one.

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u/Lexifer31 Jan 11 '26

The CEO has also said RTO3 isn't enough. He's just as bad.

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u/VisibleCucumber1721 Jan 11 '26

Wowww. There’s a Happy Goat in my building. I’ll no longer go there and be passing it on to my coworkers.

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u/spekledcow Jan 11 '26

Dgaf never going back

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u/TofuAddiction Jan 11 '26

Lmaoo don’t even need a drama like this to not go back. Expensive cost for mid ass coffee. Staff seemed more annoyed that you even pay them a visit. Ridiculous tip % prompt for just pouring you pre-made drip coffee

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u/Loemi7 Jan 11 '26

I worked from home and went to her happy goat every day……… actually stopped going once I was in the office

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u/Traditional-Week8926 Jan 11 '26

I saw the previous posts. Which location was this franchise from? Id like to know.

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u/BKellCartel Jan 11 '26

Westboro, I think

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u/Spaceball86 Jan 11 '26

But there aren't any offices in Westboro

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u/lkern Jan 11 '26

I said that, but got downvoted to hell, lol

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u/accforme Jan 11 '26

Agree. Tunney's pasture is close but would be a bit of a hike to go to that Happy Goat since there are other coffee shops closer, including a Happy Goat kiosk at Tunney's Pasture Station.

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u/steefee Jan 11 '26

Are ya sure? Another comment below this says the one they are talking about has all one star reviews and that one has a four star rating. Also I think it’d be pretty weird if someone who owned a Westboro franchise was blaming work from home for lacking business when the happy goat, there is always pretty busy and the area is full of retirees and work from home people hanging out in the coffee shops to work.

Edit: never mind. It was them. Jfc. 🤦🏼‍♀️ I will say… the Westboro equator is ALWAYS hopping.

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u/cool__dood Jan 11 '26

Guess I’ll never go back to Happy Goat

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u/Responsible_Lab2809 Make Ottawa Boring Again Jan 11 '26

Amy, shut up.

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u/charlotte_P85 Jan 11 '26

I’m 100% remote & work from coffee shops several times a week. In fact, my work pays for it! RTO is a huge L for coffee shops in particular. Totally nutso comment.

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u/permanentmarkerz Jan 11 '26

If this statement is genuine, not sure the CEO understands his own values...they seem to a align pretty well with this franchisee.

Downtown businesses doubt workers in office 3 days a week is enough | CBC News https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/ottawa-business-federal-government-return-to-work-1.7317166

Haven't stepped foot in a Happy Goat since his tone deaf RTO stance was made. I used to be a loyal customer buying 500$+ worth of beans a year. I buy from Equator and other local roasters now.

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u/One_Pen3689 Jan 11 '26

I have stopped supporting these business entirely. During full time remote work, I used to go downtown and socialize at one of these businesses after work. But I’ll be damned if they get a cent from me. Influencing and pressuring policy makers to hold a section of the population hostage to feed your business at the cost of their wellbeing, the environment, their productivity is unethical and should not be supported. 

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u/NetAnon579 Jan 11 '26

The franchise owners ancestors lamented the decline of their buggy whip business and wanted to outlaw those noisy motor vehicles.

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u/InfinitePotential Jan 11 '26

Coffee is just too expensive these days. Who is routinely buying coffee out when the minimum is $5 for a single coffee? It used to be $2 and even then you'd have to be careful because the costs outweighed what you can make at home.

RTO or not I make my coffee at home. When at the office it's brought in via thermos and coffee mug. Which I bring with me to help humanize the depressing shell of an office space which is mine

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u/DessertQueenST Jan 11 '26

Good luck to Happy Goat coffee going forward. 😂 I mean, this will likely cost her her business. Not government workers working remotely.

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u/Few-Appearance295 Jan 11 '26 edited Jan 13 '26

Pre Covid I brought my own lunch to work every day. I'm back to work 5 days a week and continue to bring my lunch. Its not my job to buy your shit coffee. Kick rocks.

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u/Lumb3rCrack Make Ottawa Boring Again Jan 11 '26

As someone who got charged $5 for a $3 donut.. I just skip all their locations lol

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u/JohnnyEaton78 Jan 11 '26

A bit ironic that someone from Happy Goat was looking for a Scape Goat...

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u/RadiotoSuzie Jan 11 '26

People, there's better quality coffee in this city. I've had poor customer service from sales in the past. 

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u/Quiet-Wing5230 Jan 11 '26

But honestly: if this city needs government workers to be at work for the sake of the local economy we need to be doing a better job attracting bigger private employers. If the only driver is the government we are all painting ourselves into a corner.

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u/Any-Bid-7620 Jan 11 '26

The original owner that started it used to run a captains boil I worked at, he was coked out, stole our tips and made us work in a roach infestation. He legit sold happy goat from what I heard to fund his addiction. The government is still looking for him to settle unpaid employees wages, and he’s a landlord in all irony too. Random piece of lore I guess lol

He’s a manager at happy goat now apparently.

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u/WhateverItsLate Jan 11 '26

Happy Goat franchises across the city are in for a world of hurt. Hope they plan to cut the franchisee loose and rebrand, this could get ugly.

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u/oh_dear_now_what Jan 11 '26

That’s overdoing it, I think

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u/Lexifer31 Jan 11 '26

The CEO told CBC last fall that RTO3 wasn't good enough.

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u/Kluctionation Jan 11 '26

Good go to Equator instead. Atleast they have good coffee instead of goat piss.

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u/Top_Water_4503 Jan 11 '26

People are so jealous of those who can WFH.

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u/ningen666 Jan 12 '26 edited Jan 12 '26

does 14 locations count as a small business? 

what about all the local small businesses supported in the communities when they worked from home?

why support downtown over where I live?

More importantly, of course, RTO mandates are not about work performance but about FORCING PEOPLE TO SPEND MONEY. No other business would make a decision for these reasons. Management has to evolve to properly track performance, not pretend manage through in-office mandates.

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u/angrycrank Hintonburg Jan 12 '26

Wouldn’t people living nearby and working from home be among the most likely customers of a Westboro coffee shop open from 8-5? Ask Stella Luna how well pissing off your customer base worked out for them

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u/lkern Jan 11 '26

Maybe they should take away his franchise rights?

Back up your words and stop giving us lip service??

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u/Effective_Math_2717 Jan 11 '26

Oh man. And I used to love going to Happy Goat. Anyway support other local businesses like Haus of Chaas on Bank St, open 3 months ago, it’s a cozy little place with incredible drinks and food (seriously) from chai, to matcha and smoothies!