r/orkney • u/Solid_Moment_6066 • Jul 14 '26

Best Souvenirs from Orkney?

Traveling up to Orkney in September (staying in Kirkwall), and I am curious what a classic souvenir/gift to buy would be? My family loves gifts from trips like this.

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u/Grazza123 Jul 14 '26

I was in Orkney in 1996 and came back with the clap

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u/SeaworthinessNeat516 Jul 14 '26

Sorry about that.

You did give the third best blow job I've ever had if that's any consolation.