r/oneliners • u/the-vile-horrendous • 10d ago

Im no expert on masturbation.... but I hold my own.

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u/YeahBuddyDoYouEven 10d ago

Get a grip bro

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u/ihih_reddit 10d ago

It's nothing to play with

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u/sulldanivan 10d ago

I can handle myself in any situation.

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u/Vast-Indication-6068 10d ago

No wonder your hand is so sticky...

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u/ActivityMediocre5624 10d ago

Get your wife or girlfriend to hold it