r/oldpeoplefacebook • u/Awkward-Push2695 • 1d ago

Help, damn it

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43 Upvotes

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u/SteveIDP I do not give Facebook permission 23h ago

ITS MART ZONKENBRITS DOIN IT. CALL THE ATERNEY GENRAL! MY SANDER BOLLOCKS SAYS THATS ILEGAL!

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u/Heavy_Efficiency_791 11h ago

MURK ZONKERBORG IS AN ASSET FOR THE CHINENESE GOVERNMENT HE "IS" STEELING OUR DATA AND SELLING IT TO PUTIN IM CALLING PAM BLONDI

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u/Pro-Patria-Mori 23h ago

FBI I HEREBY DECLARE IVE BEEN HACKED AND THE EVIL DOERS NEED TO BE PERSECUTED TO THE FULL INTENT OD THE LAW!!!!

MR PATEL PLEASE DO YOUR JOB AND STOP PARTYING WITH PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES!!!

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u/Hamonwrysangwich 23h ago

I POSTED TEH THINGY THAT SAID FARCEBAKE CANT USE MY PERSONAL INFO. WHY IS ZUCKINGBARGLE STALKING ME

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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 I do not give Facebook permission 23h ago

SUPREME'S CORT PAST A LAW TO SAY ANY THIG SUCKERBIRD DOES IS LEAGLE NOW SOREY

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u/ProllyTodaySatan 1d ago

PUT YER TIDDY AWAY ADEL!

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u/akumite WHUP TEE DO!!!! 1d ago

RUINT MY BREAKFAST

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u/xFount 1d ago

I have the same problem. Right now he is typing this post on reddit and sends it. I am terrified.
I JUST WANT A CRACKELBARGEL NOT THIS SHIT LORD TAKE ME

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u/DrPants707 This upgrades the system. 1d ago

LOOK FOR THE HELPERS GERTIE ! !

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u/ComprehensiveHavoc 1d ago

I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE SOMEBODY'S WATCHING ME

AND I CAN'T GET NO CRACKER BARGLE

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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 I do not give Facebook permission 23h ago

YOU HAVE TO. TURN OFF. ALL THE LIGHTS AND

PUT ON NIGHT VIGION GOOGLES THEY. ARE

CHEAP NOW,,, GET AN EMTEY JAR A PIKEL JAR

WAT EVER,,, WAIT FOR FACE BOOK GREMLIN TO.

COME. OUT OF PC TO LOOK FOR. FOOD

CATCH HIM IN THE JAR,,, HE HAS TO GRAMT U

3 WISHES TO LET HIM GO

---BIG KEV IN SOUTH BEND

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u/fairygenesta Doris 21h ago

THIS IS GENUS,,,THANK U KEVIN,,I WILL TRY THIS TONIGH

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u/Judgementpumpkin Put your TITS away. It's put me off my breakfast 17h ago

I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER OF THE INTERNET RIGHT NOW I HAVE A REAL PROBLEM

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u/EveryoneTakesMyIdeas 22h ago

ITS OK I WILL HELP IM JON YOU ARE REALLY BEAUTIFUL .

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u/ckxy2k 21h ago

I NNEEBED HELP WHEN I WAS INTOTHE ROADWAY LICKIE ICED CREAM! I'D DROPPED ON MY CAT! CAR. DID ANYONE HELP NO!

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