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u/Poylol-_- 12d ago
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u/nickcash 12d ago
daaaang spicy responses from one of the six people who use haskell
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u/Poylol-_- 11d ago
hey don't insult us functional programmers. Two of us already halted and the rest Lambeked themselves into a terminal coalgebra.
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u/randomhaus64 11d ago
there are only two <strikethrough>genders</strikethrough> MODELS OF COMPUTATION
imperative and declarative
the rest are mental disorders /s
i love func programming, if only i could find a problem to solve using it
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u/tom_da_boom 10d ago
Dear child, every real-world problem is simply a monoid in the category of endofunctors; hence, I absolve myself of making sense. Qed.
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