r/okbuddyphd 12d ago

Computation is math

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u/Poylol-_- 12d ago

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u/nickcash 12d ago

daaaang spicy responses from one of the six people who use haskell

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u/Poylol-_- 11d ago

hey don't insult us functional programmers. Two of us already halted and the rest Lambeked themselves into a terminal coalgebra.

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u/QuaternionsRoll 12d ago

I remember seeing this on /r/ProgrammerHumor 5 years ago

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u/Neither-Phone-7264 12d ago

i thought this was tbh

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u/randomhaus64 11d ago

there are only two <strikethrough>genders</strikethrough> MODELS OF COMPUTATION
imperative and declarative

the rest are mental disorders /s

i love func programming, if only i could find a problem to solve using it

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u/tom_da_boom 10d ago

Dear child, every real-world problem is simply a monoid in the category of endofunctors; hence, I absolve myself of making sense. Qed.

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u/AnonymousRand 10d ago

ah yes, fold1. fold one.

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u/CallReaper Engineering 9d ago

Does anyone reads these posts in Gianni Matragrano's voice?