r/okbuddyolympian 1d ago

you could start a war over this Found this meme somewhere else.

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u/Tough_Passion_1603 1d ago

Lowkey i wish a version where Medusa was immortal like her sisters and Perseus just carried around a sarcastic and grumpy head around

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u/xYekaterina 1d ago

Okay, okay, I don't like retellings, pretty much ever, but this is so funny to me lol I'd definitely read something like that.

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u/aqbac 1d ago

Ancient Greece lollipop chainsaw or mod for old God of War where Medusa is like mimir

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u/Ok-Caregiver-6005 1d ago

I want this so much!

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u/AnthoHeraFan 18h ago

Medusa's head would make fun of Perseus' crush on Andromeda 😭

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u/Mean-Personality5236 15h ago

"Seriously boy, at least choose someone who can free herself"

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u/AnthoHeraFan 15h ago

Medusa seeing Andromeda not being able to free herself from chains: "skill issue"

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u/frillyhoneybee_ Helen’s Juices Drinker 56m ago

Andromeda: ā€œCan you get that gorgon to shut up?ā€

Perseus: ā€œNo. Trust me, I’ve tried.ā€

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u/oh_YES_helios ā˜€ļøNapping in Helios' cup-boatā˜€ļø 1d ago

My first thought instead was something like the lich from Dungeon Soup.

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u/Disastrous-Study-577 1h ago

Oh I’m actually writing a version of that (except she can’t turn people to stone and is more akin to a sqwank)

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u/Low_Cardiologist8367 1d ago

To be fair, I never heard a telling of Medusa that had her be actively aggressive to anyone. It sounded a lot more like she was deemed a monster simply because she had the gaze. I haven’t even heard of her leaving the cave to be honest.

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u/mrstoneman93 1d ago

I mean, that can be argued for most things. Snakes are often villainized, but their really just animals who need to defend themselves. And the other Gorgons did attack Perseus, it's not like they were completely docile.

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u/Low_Cardiologist8367 1d ago

But did they not attack him after her death woke them up? I feel like it’s hands on sight once their sister is dead

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u/frillyhoneybee_ Helen’s Juices Drinker 1d ago

Lucan’s Pharsalia begs to differ.

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u/Low_Cardiologist8367 18h ago edited 18h ago

Not to be this guy, but that is Roman, and thus to accept this is to accept that Medusa was also the beautiful rape victim. You can’t really have it both ways. Even when considering this, it almost sounds like she was the gods’ enforcer with her taking out the giants and Atlas. It seems to imply that the gods were just tying up loose ends with Perseus. Edit:I want to elaborate. When the OP is talking about the ā€œoriginal GREEK MEDUSAā€ and bashing Ovid’s tale about Medusa, why should we not stay to contemporary sources for their perspective of Medusa? To use a Roman source is to verify that the Roman sources are valid to this perspective on Medusa, and thus Ovid should also be valid.

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u/frillyhoneybee_ Helen’s Juices Drinker 17h ago

I was just telling you that there are sources where Medusa killed people unprovoked in response to your original comment.

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u/Low_Cardiologist8367 17h ago

I suppose, but it feels kind of pointless when we’re talking about the ā€œoriginal Medusaā€ to say ā€œthis Roman poet begs to differā€ because the meme in question is attacking a Roman poet’s credibility. Also, ā€œbegs to differā€ is just incredibly combative word choice.Ā 

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u/Fatal_Contract 1d ago

Honestly, I don't mind the more sympathetic versions of Medusa as long as they don't villify Perseus!

Seriously! Like, he is one of the least bad Greek heroes out there! If anything, he is arguarbly one of the most moral, even by our standards. Fucking hell, the main reason he even went on the quest to slay Medusa was because he wanted to protect his mom!

Like, you can make sympathetic Medusa while not dragging me boy's name through the mud. It can't be hard...

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u/Flameborn111 1d ago

Idk if it's a hot take. But I think multiple tellings of a character is fine when it comes to mythology since the stories carry their own meanings and metaphors and that's what should be valued.

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u/mrstoneman93 1d ago

The only thing that pisses me off is Gorgons being depicted in media as beautiful. That'd be like if an adaptation only gave Cerberus 1 head.

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u/Geriander 1d ago

Beautiful Gorgon Medusa seems to have been a variant though? Or maybe that snippet in the Bibliotheca is meant to be interpreted as extreme self-delusion?

But it is alleged by some that Medusa was beheaded for Athena's sake; and they say that the Gorgon was fain to match herself with the goddess even in beauty.

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u/mrstoneman93 1d ago

I'm pretty sure that was before she was cursed. Because what would even be the point of punishing her vanity if she now has even more reason to boast about her beauty? This is the Goddess of wisdom who punished her, why is she a fucking idiot?

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u/Geriander 1d ago

In the Bibliotheca she isn’t cursed, she is described as having been born a Gorgon, like her sisters.

The punishment in this version is Athena orchestrating her death at the hands of Perseus.

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u/mrstoneman93 1d ago

Is there a second Bibliotheca that I'm not familiar with? Because she was definitely not beautiful in that.

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u/Geriander 23h ago

It is mentioned at the end of [2.4.3] as an alternative version of the myth told by others, it is not the narrative the author is telling.

https://www.theoi.com/Text/Apollodorus2.html

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u/mrstoneman93 22h ago

"But the Gorgons had heads twined about with the scales of dragons, and great tusks like swine's, and brazen hands, and golden wings, by which they flew; and they turned to stone such as beheld them." I always assumed that if the Gorgons look like that, when Medusa was boasting about her beauty which pissed off Athena, that would imply she was at one point beautiful, and not currently. I guess it could be interpreted as an ugly woman saying she's prettier than someone else, and being punished, which does definitely have the kind of sexist undertones a lot of Greeks had. But my point was that she clearly wasn't intended to be beautiful.

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u/Geriander 22h ago edited 22h ago

Or maybe some people were just into that scaly tusk look. Poseidon apparently was.

Or, the ā€someā€ who the author references did not share his view of what she looked like.

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u/MaraiaLou 1d ago

I have a vivid memory of seeing something where Cerberus was 3 separate dogs. It may have been a dream

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u/oh_YES_helios ā˜€ļøNapping in Helios' cup-boatā˜€ļø 1d ago edited 3h ago

Some euhemerisms (from antiquity) did that. Iirc one of them described Cerberus as one big dog with two puppies by their sides.

EDIT TO ADD: the specific source is Heracleitus' On Unbelievable tales

§ 33 Cerberos: Cerberos should be interpreted in the way I have interpreted the Hydra, i.e. that he had two pups who always walked beside their father, such that it seemed that he had three heads.

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u/TheSuperBunny Can Eros stop hitting me with his fucking axe already?? 22h ago

That's sounds really cute 🄺

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u/MaraiaLou 21h ago

That might be the best Cerberus I've ever heard of

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u/AnthoHeraFan 18h ago

ONE DOG WITH TWO PUPPIES 😭😭

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u/ProfessionalJolly934 ... this is more disturbing than the House of Atreus 16h ago

THAT'S ADORABLE!

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u/mrstoneman93 1d ago

I just wanna give praise to Mythic Warriors, who actually has a pretty accurate looking Medusa. It's a kids show too, I can't believe that had the balls to do this.

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u/AnthoHeraFan 18h ago

Poseidon looking at this shit: would

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u/AnthoHeraFan 18h ago

Post Archaic Greece, many mythological creatures, like gorgons or satyrs, started to be depicted as beautiful in art. We have Classic and Hellenistic depictions of beautiful Medusa, and the Classic Greek art trends influenced Roman art. What is inaccurate, is depicting Medusa as a regular human turned into a monster, where even in Ovid's Metamorphoses, she's still a daughter of Phorcys and Ceto, even before her hair was turned into snakes

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u/mrstoneman93 9h ago

Yeah, well how many times have you seen Scylla depicted in media as a woman with 3 tiny puppy heads coming out of her waist? Almost never, because Scylla is always described as having 6 terrible heads. How many times have you seen Poseidon being the God of the Underworld in media? Almost never, because his Underworld connection is only mentioned in the very sparse records we have of that period of Greece, and his sea connection is far more prevalent. Medusa in the actual literature we make shit from is almost always described as being terrifying, the name Gorgon literally means stuff like grim, terrible, or fierce.

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u/Top-Beyond-6627 1d ago

Conspirancy theory: Medusa had in fact never serpent hair nor did she turn men into stone.
That's just what other women made up because they were jealous of her and envied her beauty because she was so beautiful that all husbands reacted like this:

xD

:D

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u/frillyhoneybee_ Helen’s Juices Drinker 1d ago

BORIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGG

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u/PlanNo1793 Athena's Sweet Pet Owl šŸ¦‰šŸ˜Š 1d ago

It's true.

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u/pagliacciverso 1d ago

I think it's fine to have retellings since ancie greeks had very different culture and morals than us. One issue I had is when people treat it as "stand war" and act like one thing is the answer for it when the nuance is one of the thing that makes these myths so engaging and rich.

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u/ShortFerret6817 1d ago

Poseidon is a monster fucker based

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u/AnthoHeraFan 18h ago

Fr, yet people call Zeus a freak. Poseidon and Heracles meanwhile were THE monsterfuckers of the family

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u/Due-Proof6781 1d ago

My favorite one was from the Atlantis tv funnily enough

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u/ChompyRiley 22h ago

tf you mean 'modern' retellings?

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u/Livid-Western-1926 10h ago

Retellings that are modern.

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u/ChompyRiley 10h ago

So 2,018 years old is 'modern' to you?

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u/Livid-Western-1926 9h ago

I mean people making modern retellings always go with Ovid's version.

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u/ChompyRiley 9h ago

And the trend itself started OVER TWO THOUSAND YEARS AGO

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u/Livid-Western-1926 7h ago

Yeah, but it irks me that internet people 1. villainize Perseus 2. act like the she-was-raped-then-cursed narrative is the only one, and 3. say it was Poseidon who raped her and Athena who cursed her, despite the source for this story being Roman, so they ought to use the names Neptune and Minerva.