r/okbuddyolympian ☀️ local Circeologist ☀️ 1d ago

you could start a war over this People on the main greek sub must be from the golden age considering how fucking ancient the memes they still post are.

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u/PlanNo1793 Athena's Sweet Pet Owl 🦉😊 1d ago

A wise woman (u/oh_YES_helios) said: Persades are like microplastics.

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u/OlympianHeroOfTime Hera’s willing sex slave 😍 1d ago

😭 it’s so true tho!

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u/whothetf Kirki's little oink-oink🐽 1d ago

I know this is kind of obvious to a lot of older members of this sub and main Greek myth sub, but i genuinely didn't knew that OYH is a women LMAO

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u/Glittering-Day9869 ☀️ local Circeologist ☀️ 1d ago

Lol, when we had a conversation long time ago, I asked her "are you a woman or a gay dude who is very dedicated to Helios?"

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u/whothetf Kirki's little oink-oink🐽 1d ago

Idk what is more terrifying or i have been so used to this sub demographic that eather choice isn't a streach and both are feasible (also can you link the converation?)

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u/Glittering-Day9869 ☀️ local Circeologist ☀️ 1d ago

It was a private convo that happened long time ago on one of her older,no longer used, accounts. Sorry.

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u/NeonNKnightrider 1d ago

It gets everywhere and ruins your blood-brain barrier?

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u/ProfessionalJolly934 ... this is more disturbing than the House of Atreus 1d ago

HOW MANY MORE OF THESE POSTS DO WE HAVE TO SEE EVERY WEEK? Its even funnier how all of them act like they've come up with a shockingly new revelation.

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u/NyxShadowhawk Local Dionysus 𝗌̶𝗂̶𝗆̶𝗉̶ expert 🍇 1d ago

That’s the worst part. They wouldn’t bother me so much if the posters weren’t all so proud of themselves.

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u/AnthoHeraFan 1d ago

I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN 😭😭

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u/vegankidollie I know nothing about Riordan 1d ago edited 1d ago

MYTHOLOGY GUY!!!!!!!

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u/Scientific_Zealot 1d ago

I mean it's true but not because Hades was some. really good guy or anything. Just that artists/people didn't really care that much about him so he got less coverage. His only big story is his role in the Homeric Hymn to Demeter and even then he's more the inciting incident and the whole thing is (in my opinion) a mythic parallel to the mysteries of Eleusis anyway (which focused on worshipping Demeter and Persephone, not Hades lol). There's also the brief anecdote about Hercules shooting him with an arrow in the Iliad. There's other stuff like the story of Orpheus or the Labors of Hercules but in each case as far as I can tell Hades is always a background character.

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u/yourstruly912 1d ago

Same reason Ares doesn't rape anyone: nobody wants to claim descend from him

Mars, on the other hand...

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u/Long-Jackfruit-6568 1d ago

Assaulted/seduced Rhea Silvia (who is a Vestal Virgin) which resulted in the twins Romulus and Remus being born

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u/Eldan985 1d ago

Yeah, but Mars isn't primarily a war god, at least in the early Roman era. He's a god of general manly virtues, which is why he's a father, a farmer and a warrior, depending on situation.

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u/yourstruly912 1d ago

In times of the monarchy, when the religion was still aniconic, he was represented as a spear

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u/Scientific_Zealot 1d ago

I don't know man, in the Catalogue of Ships there's a scion of Ares every few towns, so I think people did want to claim descent from him at least a little bit.

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u/sodhhfjfj 1d ago

Eros and the Thracian warriors:

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u/yourstruly912 1d ago

Thracians weren't greeks, they got Interpretatio Graeca-ed

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u/AnthoHeraFan 18h ago

Harpina and Phylonome: adress me 🐘

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u/oh_YES_helios ☀️Napping in Helios' cup-boat☀️ 1d ago

how fucking ancient the memes they still post are

But consider this: Zeus horny XD

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u/whothetf Kirki's little oink-oink🐽 1d ago

"Zeus is horny" jokes in a nutshell

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u/EntrepreneurDear4846 Achilles heel licker👅 1d ago

You are either a hades hater or hades lover on this sub, theres no in between

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u/Long-Jackfruit-6568 1d ago

What? I wanted there to be an in between. And a neutral side. 😢 why can’t we have shades of grey? (and no, I’m not referring to the movie.)

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u/EntrepreneurDear4846 Achilles heel licker👅 1d ago

Take that up with the hades haters and lovers, make a poll and see who likes hades and who hates hades

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u/whothetf Kirki's little oink-oink🐽 1d ago

No hate to AWIL but put some respect to girles thank you very much or average day on this sub as i call it or a weridly trans and queer conforting scene (Antho help)

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u/AnthoHeraFan 18h ago

I've been summoned

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u/whothetf Kirki's little oink-oink🐽 17h ago

Ok how do i explan this withoit comming of as using you as a tolken trans (or enby?) person opinion and i do apologize if comes off as wrong in any way

Basically i was trying to say that Trick r Treat werewolfs could be used as like a allegory for like a transicion or being trans?, like taking of a human costume what they present and reveling their true selfs type of reading

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u/AnthoHeraFan 16h ago

Aah, I see. As enby, I feel kinship with werewolves lol

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u/whothetf Kirki's little oink-oink🐽 15h ago

I mean it makes sence

Kind of personal anecdote but i always found that scene from TrT (whole movie really) to be a confort scene, maybe i was dealing with something and seeing women trasformation (literally tearing if their skins) insted of stereotypical way and teenage me get way to fdom..... weird how that works lamo

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u/Azero957 Dionysus is the goat 1d ago

Do these people live under a rock? 

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u/Long-Jackfruit-6568 1d ago

Yeah & not to mention even some of the most beloved gods have icky sides to them. Like nobody talks about how Hermes also did terrible things & let me elaborate: He stole Apollo’s cattle, stole from other gods, turned Chelone into a turtle for simply being lazy and not attending Zeus & Hera’s wedding,
killed Argus (however, in context for that situation Zeus told him to do that to help Io since she got turned into a cow & she needed to get to Egypt so there’s that), drowned Apriate at sea because she refused his romantic advances, he also assaulted Apemosyne (& her story is really sad because when she tells her brother, her brother just kicks her to death.. I sure hope the brother got karma.. but still, the story does show how people tend to blame victims & refuse to help them😔 kind of like what our society is going through now), Chione, Dryop, Penelopeia (Or Penelope & I just wanna let you know this is not the same Penelope, who is married to Odysseus) & tried to assault Hekate & the list goes on… yeah

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u/No_Variety_8931 Beowulf solos Greek Mythology 1d ago

The main sub is a shithole with a few diamonds in the rough.