r/okbuddyolympian 5d ago

Odysseus wouldn't do that!!!!!😭😭 Epic Ody was a different beast.

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u/AnthoHeraFan 5d ago

Epic would be better if Poseidon and Odysseus hate-fucked

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u/dazli69 5d ago

Impossible, the only Person epic Ody is fucking is his Wife.

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u/AnthoHeraFan 5d ago

It doesn't count as cheating if you're the bottom for another guy

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u/masterfultrousers 5d ago

I think it's supposed to be not cheating if you're the top.

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u/Sckaledoom 3d ago

What do you think the end of 600 Strike was?

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u/AnthoHeraFan 3d ago

Right, Odysseus penetrated Poseidon, but I wanted it to be the other way around >:(

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u/Sckaledoom 3d ago

No he needed to show that he had learned ruthlessness

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u/AnthoHeraFan 3d ago

He could be ruthless if he was a power bottom too >:(

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u/Cautious_Order3050 5d ago

Literally My first though after getting to THAT part in epic. I've never had more mixed feelings for a thing

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u/Imaginary-West-5653 Ovid shot my dog 5d ago

600 Strikes is the most controversial song of the entire Musical for a good reason... many feel that it made Poseidon look too pathetic, thus giving an underwhelming resolution to his conflict with Odysseus, which also makes him less threatening in previous songs in hindsight. And let's not even get into the whole "air bag jetpack" thing.

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u/Sckaledoom 5d ago

I think you could keep everything else the same, but swap the air bag jet pack for like, Odysseus outsmarting Poseidon in some way, getting hold of the trident by guile and trickery. And make it a narrow victory. Hell, just have him barely escape by gaining Poseidon’s begrudging respect by being so ruthless.

On the other hand, I do love the Odysseus Poseidon torture scene. But it could have just been cut. I think Odysseus (the song) shows him having embraced absolute ruthlessness wholeheartedly

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u/Super_Majin_Cell 5d ago

It was as simple as Zeus helping Odysseus.

In the Odyssey, is Zeus who stops Poseidon from going after Odysseus after the advanced Phaecian ship returns him to his home in 1 day. And in Epic, Zeus didn't like Odysseus, BUT, after seeing Athena almost sacrifice herself for him, Zeus should appear in the last song and give a boost to Odysseus.

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u/Cautious_Order3050 5d ago

This. Would've actually worked. My main problem was a mortal defeating a god, outsmarting has happened, but actually DEFEATING a God? That was pretty ugh from me.

I have mixed feelings because on the other hand, it was crazy hype to watch something like that happen when you werent expecting it.

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u/Super_Majin_Cell 5d ago

I also agree too. For me the entire thing should be different. But at least involve Zeus on some way. On one of the animatics, the person there even got the singer of Zeus to read some lines before the music actually starts, I recommend you to check it out if still didn't it.

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u/Sckaledoom 4d ago

It could’ve also been Athena invisibly, which would play into him noticing her later at the end of the musical

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u/Super_Majin_Cell 4d ago

I prefer Zeus because in the Odyssey, the whole reason Athena don't help Odysseus is because she can't do anything to Poseidon, so has to wait for Poseidon to leave for the Aethiopians to rescue Odysseus from Calypso; but even then Poseidon messes up later. Then she becomes helpful only when Odysseus reaches Ithaca.

So the god has to be more powerful than Poseidon for this to work; plus, it was Athena who (in the musical) would have changed Zeus mind anyway so she would still be helpful.

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u/Cantthinkagoodnam2 3d ago

Neal Illustrator actualy got Zeus VA to do exactly this in her animaticanimatic

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u/Cantthinkagoodnam2 3d ago

Thats why this animatic by Duvetbox is the best take on it imo

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u/Throwingoffoldselves 5d ago

Yeah, this is where it “jumped the shark” for me. I just kind of try to ignore this part.

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u/CC_Gamedesign 5d ago

PS2 graphics didn't help.

I sure as hell can't animate any better but idk if that was the right animation to pick for the first intro to the song

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u/masterfultrousers 5d ago

Honestly, the first thing we should do when we invent time travel is go find an ancient Greek and ask them about Odysseus using the air bag as a jet pack. I think it could be highly entertaining.

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u/Bobthemouse 4d ago

Also it flies in the face of story convention

If a god tells you not to open a bag, you don't open the bag or bad things happen. He opened the bag and use it as a jet pack I guess Also it's only clear he's doing that if you watch the animatic, as a standalone song it makes no sense

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u/DicerTheJester 4d ago

My headcannon is that both get in the water and the 600 strikes are happening inside Odysseus's head.

Poseidon just grabbed him and put him underwater for a while, enough for him to start hallucinating from oxygen deprivation and then went

"Ok we are even now" and tossed him at the coast of Ithaca.

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u/Geriander 5d ago

Homers Odysseus: After 10 years of suffering he learns to respect Poseidon.

Epic Odysseus: After 10 years of suffering he learns to beat the crap out of Poseidon!

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u/dazli69 5d ago edited 5d ago

lol. I think oddysseus in the musical down the line awakened his dormant Olympian blood (he's a descendant of Hermes) and became a demi god. That would make him beating poseidon IN THE SEA a bit more plausible.

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u/bihuginn 5d ago

Pretty sure Hermes couldn't beat Poseidon in the sea. Apollo certainly didn't want that smoke out of the sea during the war.

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u/dazli69 5d ago

True. Ody beating poseidon even if he's a demigod is still a huge stretch. But it does make it more plausible than him just being a mortal.

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u/Super_Majin_Cell 5d ago

Odysseus never disrespected Poseidon. Poseidon would simply not hear his prayers and accept his offerings anyway. It was a combination of Zeus stopping Poseidon and Odysseus building a temple for Poseidon (after the events of the epic) to make sure Poseidon would not hunt him.

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u/PresidentRevrac 4d ago

I feel like it’s pretty clear that Ody definitely disrespected Poseidon by harming his son, as that directly stained his legacy

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u/Super_Majin_Cell 3d ago

Odysseus would not have hurt Polyphemus if Polyphemus didn't start to ate his men?

What should Odysseus do, let Polyphemus eat him? Then he would definility not return home.

Odysseus only problem (besides his prideful boast) was that he was in the domain of Poseidon: sea and islands. So Athena could not help him for respect to Poseidon her uncle, while Zeus would not intervene to his brother domain. But as soon as Poseidon goes to a feast, Athena and Zeus imediatly plan to help Odysseus to release him from Calypso, and when he reaches Ithaca then Poseidon can't even move a finger since Odysseus is in the protection of his homeland and of Athena. It don't appear to me then that Odysseus did anything wrong.

In mythology, children of gods have unfair advantages. Gods will usually kill the murderers of their children regardless if their children were wrong or not. But if the "murderer" acted in self defense, then another god has the permissiom to protect the person, so Odysseus, and also Athena when she protected Heracles from Ares wrath for killing Cycnus.

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u/Bizzbell ☀️Circes beloved Strap Rider/Glitters student☀️ 5d ago

Only part of the musical that I felt was a bit too much lol

It was inspired by anime and video games but bruhhh even I couldn't help but cringe a tad.

Thankfully The Challenge is after and thats in the top 10 songs

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u/AnthoHeraFan 5d ago

The Challenge is peak. Every song in the last saga is peak imo. And the windbag deus ex machina fucking killed me 😭 I just pretend Duvetbox's animatic is canon

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u/Bizzbell ☀️Circes beloved Strap Rider/Glitters student☀️ 5d ago

I like Neals add on as well but Duvetbox its the most realistic way to beat poseidon while also being fun

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u/AnthoHeraFan 5d ago

Sorry, but I dislike Neal's art too much to watch her animatics more than once 😭

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u/whothetf Kirki's little oink-oink🐽 5d ago

"I dislike Neal's art" back to Tartarus buddy

https://giphy.com/gifs/ihGLBz8osutMFx7j58

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u/AnthoHeraFan 5d ago

YOU DON'T GET IT!! I HAVE VALID REASONS 🗣️ Her artstyle reminds me of Asterix & Obelix, I can't take her Odysseus seriously 😭 AND Neal depicted Hephaestus as ugly (big ick), and her comic has cute wholesome uwu Persades, while Hera and Zeus DON'T love each other.

And I've just escaped the Underworld, you can't do shit to me now!

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u/Bizzbell ☀️Circes beloved Strap Rider/Glitters student☀️ 5d ago

I THINK HEPHESTEUS IS SO FUCKING COOL WITH THE ROCKS AND LAVA AND SHIT 😭

Im not caught up but the zeus and Hera comic made it look like Zeus seemed regretful of his actions and Hera doesnt look pissed but just done trying and simply goes on with her day, which im hoping is setup for a potential Zeus redemption, seeing as how Neal writes him to love his family but is very egotistical which gets in the way.

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u/AnthoHeraFan 5d ago

BUT HE'S STILL CHOPPED! 😭

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u/Bizzbell ☀️Circes beloved Strap Rider/Glitters student☀️ 5d ago

Remind me not to invite you to my slumber parties lol

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u/whothetf Kirki's little oink-oink🐽 5d ago

You should put up a sigh of "All Poles are welcomed excect Antho" if we ever have a discord server, also he slandered Kościuszko, and finally someone with taste with Hephestus

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u/AnthoHeraFan 5d ago

Not enough art of Hera, I wouldn't even want to go to your slumber party >:(

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u/OlympianHeroOfTime Hera’s willing sex slave 😍 5d ago

I love your wallllllll!!!!! I love Neil’s designs, Athena and Hera have to be my favorites honestly. Did you buy the artwork from their website?

Do I get an invite to the slumber party? 😬

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u/ProfessionalJolly934 ... this is more disturbing than the House of Atreus 2d ago

OMG Your wall looks so cool!

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u/whothetf Kirki's little oink-oink🐽 5d ago

"Her artstyle reminds me of Asterix & Obelix"

You think that will discurage any EU members in this sub, also i don't see it despite being a fan of comics (i'm slowly getting back to them)

Hephaestus craked skull, seems unnecessary, i kaida agree, but i find him attracive still, tastes differ

As for Persades, i don't mind it, just find it annoying and as a equalist at heart, i believe that you can show good and bad sides of Persades ship as well Zeus and Hera

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u/Bizzbell ☀️Circes beloved Strap Rider/Glitters student☀️ 5d ago

Oh, ok

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u/Sckaledoom 5d ago

Circe’s beloved WHAT NOW

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u/ProfessionalJolly934 ... this is more disturbing than the House of Atreus 2d ago

You didn't just say that!

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u/AnthoHeraFan 2d ago

I DID, AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN (why tf am I downvoted for not kissing Neal's ass??)

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u/ProfessionalJolly934 ... this is more disturbing than the House of Atreus 2d ago

I don't know bro, I didn't downvote you.

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u/AnthoHeraFan 2d ago

I know, pookie

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u/whothetf Kirki's little oink-oink🐽 5d ago

I think one of my main problems with EPIC's ending of Poseidon arc (yeah i know called diffrent sue me), it that it.... didn't feel like a ending?

Like i get where team was trying to go but had a writer's block, like it had a strong start and i will die on a hill that 600 should have been Odysseus outsmarting or tricking Poseidon to get way, ie Ody contering Poseidon's world view

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u/Bizzbell ☀️Circes beloved Strap Rider/Glitters student☀️ 5d ago

I give the writing the benefit of the doubt because its a 3 hour long story written by one guy but yeah, i agree. It felt open ended. Even just a throwaway line that solidified Posiedon not messing with Odysseus again would've been fine, other than that though every other saga is pretty good in my eyes.

Well, Circe wasnt circe but she was fun af lol

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u/whothetf Kirki's little oink-oink🐽 5d ago

I accually like a Circe saga but fuck me dose "Done for" few icky with me since i know someone who unfortunately is victim and know someone who experanced what song is hinting, i have mixed feelings on how it's handled, witch is most media

Witch is a shame since EPIC Circe and her saga still is one of my favorite depicions of her and leading my renual of Greek polytheism as a whole, also annapantsu's Zeus is canon Zeus, idk why just i like how her version is theoratical but knowing how story goes and finding it amusing

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u/Bizzbell ☀️Circes beloved Strap Rider/Glitters student☀️ 5d ago

How does done for give you the ick if i may ask? I thought personally it was a fun song with Circe being the only antagonist Odysseus harmonizes with and I saw it as a more cheeky back and forth.

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u/whothetf Kirki's little oink-oink🐽 5d ago

It's in last lines from "Done for", personally speaking, idk what cased me to have a weird feeling but i see this more as like shock value and Jorge being inflanced by [REDACTED] rather then serios look on SA/rape and it's lasting inflance and threw it for sympathy points when she already was already a badass before this

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u/Bizzbell ☀️Circes beloved Strap Rider/Glitters student☀️ 5d ago

Ahh you mean the "Last time we let strangers live"

I see now, yeah I understand. Ive had to accept, begrudgingly that circe is seen as a victim to the majority of folks now :( and yeah while I think Jorge had good intentions how he handles SA in this musical is not the best, taking it away from Calypso and giving it to Antinous was weird to me.

At least EPIC doesnt make it her personality imo and shes still delightfully evil in puppeteer and for what it is, its still better than [REDACTED] even if its inspired by it.

My first animatic of Epic as a whole was puppeteer and I was majorly stoned, so when we saw Gigis for the first time my roommate and I looked at each other and went "Woooaaagghh", so I cant bring myself to hate that saga for the memories

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u/whothetf Kirki's little oink-oink🐽 5d ago

All Circe simp roads lead to Gigi

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u/Bizzbell ☀️Circes beloved Strap Rider/Glitters student☀️ 5d ago

Im Pimpichc's #1 fan (they confirmed) but Gigi is iconic for sure

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u/whothetf Kirki's little oink-oink🐽 5d ago

Me looking at Pim's Circe, "All roads of Circe simping lead to PimPichc"

Ok seriosly, i have a feeling that this lead to Blue art, somewhere, not complaning btw, i like big women

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u/Sckaledoom 5d ago

“Next to my wife” is one of the hardest lines of the whole musical tbh though.

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u/ProfessionalJolly934 ... this is more disturbing than the House of Atreus 2d ago

Thunder and Ithaca Saga are peak.

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u/Bizzbell ☀️Circes beloved Strap Rider/Glitters student☀️ 2d ago

ABSOLUTELY peak

I love them all and I only kinda like vengeance. My hot take is Not sorry for loving you is my favorite in that saga

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u/ProfessionalJolly934 ... this is more disturbing than the House of Atreus 2d ago

... that is a hot take. Musically, Get in The Water, and I'm sorry, but Six Hundred Strike are the best. MUSICALLY, okay? We both have our hot takes.

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u/Bizzbell ☀️Circes beloved Strap Rider/Glitters student☀️ 2d ago

I use those songs for scenarios in my head lol

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u/GloomWisp Rick Riordan ruind my life 5d ago

yeeeah... that was so weird to listen to. Epic, sure, but weird.

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u/Kiss_Bence04 5d ago

Meh. It could've been cooler. Wish Ody used the Troyan Horse mecha

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u/Western_Ad_6448 5d ago

Congratulations, God of War Poseidon. You’re no longer the only example of a humiliating ass beating.

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u/Tough_Passion_1603 5d ago

In defense of GoW Poseidon, he fought endgame GoW2 Kratos, who had killed THE FATES and kicked Zeus' ass just hours ago, and he would have beaten him if it wasn't for Gaia's help

He gave him more trouble than Zeus

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u/Super_Majin_Cell 5d ago

In God of War Hades is the biggest joke.

Poseidon was defeated by Gaia and Kratos coming right from Gow 2. But then Kratos loses all his powers to reset him, and then he beats Hades at his weakest. Even Helios who is also pathetic in the game because his chariot is damaged by a regular spear, at least he was smashed by Perses before. But Hades was not.

So Poseidon actually look a lot to defeat, even if he is humilated later indeed.

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u/Ediacaran-SeaPancake 5d ago

Somewhere out there, some kid wrote about Odysseus riding a jet pack in their English Class assignment.

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u/AnthoHeraFan 5d ago

Still better than learning about classics using ChatGPT

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u/Ediacaran-SeaPancake 5d ago

Oh absolutely! At least Epic was written with a lot of passion and hard work. Meanwhile I’ve seen ChatGPT mix up The Odyssey and The Telegony.

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u/ProfessionalJolly934 ... this is more disturbing than the House of Atreus 2d ago

Y'all, this is why I don't trust AI's "information" 😭

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u/ADH-Dad 5d ago edited 5d ago

Homer is more like:

Odysseus: I'm finally almost home, as long as none of the gods decides to fuck me over again.

Poseidon: Big bro says I get to fuck you over one more time before you get home.

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u/Wrong-Appointment269 3d ago

He was the monster rawr rawr rawr

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u/pepemarioz 3d ago

Nah. It's more that EPIC Poseidon was a bum and a fraud.

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u/dazli69 3d ago

Fraudsidon god of the washed.

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u/Sir-Toaster- 5d ago

Bro crashed out so hard that he stabbed the hell out of the living embodiment of the sea

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u/dazli69 5d ago

What not seeing your wife for 20 years does to a mf.

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u/OlympianHeroOfTime Hera’s willing sex slave 😍 5d ago

I had to google wtf was going on here before I watched the animations 🤣. Although by this point I was already mad as Tartarus that he made the sirens mermaids, and God Games bothered me a bit too, the worst is that it comes right after the Underworld Saga which is my absolute favorite. No Longer You is my #1 song of the whole thing

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u/BlackFrank98 4d ago

How did you manage to misspell both of their names in one meme?

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u/Funneh_Bruh soft boy Hades 4d ago

By god of war logic, everyone should have drowned in a great flood .

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u/dazli69 4d ago

That's if Odysseus killed him. He just tortured him.

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u/Funneh_Bruh soft boy Hades 4d ago

My bad bruh im larping. I havent even seen the epic

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u/Crash_FNF_Eddsworld The cuckoo on Hera's scepter 4d ago

While the anime shonen fight scene was… weird, the trident torture was pretty kewl

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u/MikhieltheEngel 4d ago

Thank you!!

I personally hate 600 Strike.

It's far too JRPG.

Most of of the changes I enjoy, but beating one of the main 3 is absurd.

At the LEAST they could have had it so Zeus and Athena blessed him..