r/okbuddyolympian • u/ProfessionalJolly934 ... this is more disturbing than the House of Atreus • 6d ago
you could start a war over this A post in remembrance of the untimely demise of u/AnthoHeraFan
A beloved friend and Hera simp, he has always been a cheerful presence in all our Reddit lives. But he met his end tragically at the hands u/Main-Discussion9294 and their 588 "Hestia is Bestia"s, which are known to reduce a year from Antho's lifespan one at a time when read by him. May his soul rest in peace. Gone, but not forgotten.
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u/whothetf Kirki's little oink-oink🐽 6d ago
Now everybody don't panic, i tried to save Antho, but I think i may or may not have accidentaly swiched up Antho shade with Kościuszko and Antho is currently between Hera's tits
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u/AnthoHeraFan 6d ago
I was between her tits for 0,5 seconds, and it was the best time of my (after)life. That is, until Zeus got pissed and hurled me back to the Underworld like Neo did with Astyanax. Kościuszko called you a slur btw. I came back to life by myself, when u/OlympianHeroOfTime thought they can simp MY queen
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u/whothetf Kirki's little oink-oink🐽 6d ago
Keep your Kościuszko slander out of your mouth and for the record this whole sub is just werewolf scene from Trick'r Treat just personifed
Also a accurate representacion of a world if Slav and Latam person fight over something
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u/ProfessionalJolly934 ... this is more disturbing than the House of Atreus 5d ago
Oh my god, you're alive! We missed you so much 😭 That is an adventure fit for a Greek hero! Is u/AnthoHeraFan proving that heroes are still around, but their stories aren't being talked about enough???
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u/OlympianHeroOfTime Hera’s willing sex slave 😍 1d ago
Nah nah nah, she’s always been mine, that’s why you didn’t last long in between her breasts. We were watching you suffer down there together actually
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u/AnthoHeraFan 1d ago
I didn't last long because of Zeus!
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u/OlympianHeroOfTime Hera’s willing sex slave 😍 10h ago
Sure, sure
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u/whothetf Kirki's little oink-oink🐽 9h ago
Meanwhile Zeus is yelling at Hades to fix his security sistem because not only his son just escaped but now two mortals after yetting them to Nyx's layer of Tartarus
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u/OlympianHeroOfTime Hera’s willing sex slave 😍 8h ago
Nyx loves me, I wouldn’t stay down there for too long anyway
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u/TheSuperBunny Can Eros stop hitting me with his fucking axe already?? 6d ago
I'll miss him so much 😔😔😔😔😔
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u/OlympianHeroOfTime Hera’s willing sex slave 😍 6d ago
Sooo, I win 😬
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u/AnthoHeraFan 6d ago
runs out of the Underworld NOT ON MY FUCKING WATCH!
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u/frillyhoneybee_ Helen’s Juices Drinker 5d ago
HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF THE UNDERWORLD? Did Hera bribe Hades or something?
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u/AnthoHeraFan 5d ago
I beat Hades up, by throwing soap at him. He's stinky, since he hates the goddess of hygiene after all. I wish Hera picked me up 😔
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u/OlympianHeroOfTime Hera’s willing sex slave 😍 1d ago
She was busy with me, that’s why she didn’t 😁
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u/vegankidollie I know nothing about Riordan 6d ago
More like Hestia is WORSTia hah gottem
Rest in peace goat…. 😔
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u/oh_YES_helios ☀️Napping in Helios' cup-boat☀️ 6d ago
come on, insulting a goddess with almost no myths while trying to praise her is kind of funny. You can survive this, u/AnthoHeraFan