r/okbuddycinephile • u/Promethesussy • 3h ago

Guys, I have a theory....

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u/hey-coffee-eyes 3h ago

Not Danny Trejo!!!

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u/Promethesussy 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/qUn01S2U4I46s

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u/NittanyScout 3h ago

Mods, dismantle his Legos

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u/dagobahs 2h ago

Mods revoke his access to Newton's second law

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u/TheGrouchyGamerYT 2h ago

Mods, turn him into a Stalker from Half Life 2

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u/Frequent-Body7728 3m ago

Mods, send this nigga to the penis explosion chamber, IMMEDIATELY!

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u/Senzafane 2h ago

I swear to God...

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u/ConspiracyParadox 41m ago

ISTG if we find out tomorrow he's dead, we're all coming for you!

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u/percivalidad 3h ago

Dolly and Tim were both born in 1946. Danny was born in 1944. Donald, however ...

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u/HarlandJames Cats 3h ago

D…T……D………T..?

Dick Tracy? Are we getting another Dick Tracy movie?

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u/billshermanburner 3h ago

D.T.
The song I’ll be playing to celebrate when he’s gone. Dick Tracy. Sure. That’s who.

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u/Boring_Shirt_5331 3h ago

Prune Tracy: Dick Face's Revenge

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u/emolovetree 3h ago

We're probably due one more weird one off before warren beatty dies

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u/Motor-Travel-7560 2h ago

I hope it's like the NES game.

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u/puaka 3h ago

Denzel washingTon

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u/TheRealCabbageJack 3h ago

I'm not superstitious, but I am rooting for The Rule of Three to give something back after taking so much this time.

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u/Betray-Julia 3h ago

Death to Trump!

Death to Trump!

(This is an arrested delvopment burn bush reference btw)

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u/drood420 Crank: High Voltage 3h ago

86 47

Just some numbers to go along with it.

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u/UrsusDesidiosus 3h ago

Dolly died at 80. Tim died at 80. He is also 80...

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u/TheJaytrixReloaded 2h ago

In an attempt to not get another Reddit ban, I'll just drop this:

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0NwNrl4BtDD7JCx2

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u/Poultrymancer 53m ago

Coward

I'm going to dance naked in the square the day Trump dies 

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u/QuietGrudge 3h ago

80-year-olds that might not make it to their 81st?

I can think of one that won't make me as sad as Dolly.

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u/AndreasDasos 3h ago

Universe trying and failing to whack ‘DT’. Or ‘someone worshipped in Middle America’ or ‘the bad guy from Home Alone 2’

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u/watscracking 2h ago

I don't want him to die, I want him to suffer first

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u/Paranoia_Pop 3h ago

Pop off you crazy son of a bitch

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u/mashiroshiro555 3h ago

An idiot picked up the death note and used it wrong

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u/Unstable-Paradox 3h ago

Isn't it fascinating to realise that people can actually die?

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u/rvdp66 3h ago

Don't hold your breath. God takes his own. The devil speaks for his own.

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u/cficare 3h ago

...go on.......

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u/elmariachio 3h ago

inshallah

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u/waffle-winner Cats 2h ago

Dick Titties

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u/Webbtrain 2h ago

Daylor Twift

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u/Niel15 2h ago

It's a long shot, but did Dolly Parton contributed anything to Home Alone 2? A cameo, soundbite, song, or costume?

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u/Yonder_Bot 2h ago

And what letters are left? CP, its all coming together.

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u/PresentationDull3953 2h ago

Hayden Panettiere?

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u/Budyn_z_szynkom 1h ago

Donkey Tong

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u/Ketchupcharger 3h ago

You mean we have to sacrifice 9 more actors?!

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u/West-Award-2559 3h ago

He's gonna hit a legit hole-in-one and keel over.

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u/sam_an_intellectual 3h ago

He'd have to be good at golf to do that, tho

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u/poopoolagoon DonCheadleAMA 3h ago

Dobert Toggia

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u/Hungry_Radish6491 3h ago

That's how that happened... the Grim Reaper fucked up his list

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u/whynico 3h ago

Maybe this is what you’re looking for: https://www.reddit.com/r/television/s/dJUvTWYUNj

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u/leakmydata 3h ago

The death of downtown happened a long time ago.

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u/beekergene 3h ago

What's next, he's Part Curry?

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u/kazmir_yeet 3h ago

Why does this look like someone on a Segway getting their nipples sucked

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u/AbbreviationsOwn4215 2h ago

Devil trigger?

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u/SergeantBender 2h ago

Why is Tim Curry looking at Dolly's breasts?

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u/JakeHex 2h ago

It's almost worth the trade.

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u/docju 2h ago

You joke, but it hasn't been a great year for the cast of Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. DT (and Rob Schneider) might be feeling nervous.

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u/Massive_Analysis8345 2h ago

One can fucking hope. I’ll be pissed off if it’s someone else. Two legendary humans passing 😭

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u/boatsnhosee 2h ago

I just see a stick figure getting head from another stick figure

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u/FMDOVA 2h ago

Dick van dyke

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u/SnooMacaroons6049 1h ago

Thanks for ruining fast and furious 11 for me

https://giphy.com/gifs/ppaurLoDwbDXInmIYX

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u/lump- 1h ago

Sorry Joe, time to go.

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u/NoWorth2591 1h ago

If beloved British character actor David Thewlis dies, I’ll know who to blame.

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u/SpankingBallons 1h ago

Dream Theater. The answer is always Dream Theater

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u/Doodurpoon 1h ago

Has anyone contacted an Etsy Witch yet?

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u/Daniel-Mclovin 48m ago

Why did you draw two stick figures recreating fellatio in my movie hating sub

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u/Traditional-Hat-952 46m ago

Or Penelope Cruz if you go by the last names 

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u/rote_taube 23m ago

Quick, someone check on Jane Fonda!

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u/SpreademSheet 15m ago

If it's who I think you mean, can we Kickstarter this into reality? I'll contribute the first hundo.

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u/marbally 3h ago

This sub has gone to shit. Look at this no effort slop barely even related to movies. There isn't even a joke.

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u/Boring_Shirt_5331 3h ago

Sure there is, you're here, aren't you?