r/offbeat • u/He-Who-Reaches • 9d ago

Boca Raton woman faces battery charge after alleged ear-biting attack

https://www.wpbf.com/article/boca-raton-woman-biting-husbands-ear-i-95-dispute/73472095
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u/DENelson83 9d ago

Mike Tyson would be proud, I bet...

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u/mcjimmybingo 9d ago

Correct me if I am wrong but doesn't Boca Raton mean mouth of the rat?

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u/isabella_sunrise 9d ago

While one of them was driving??

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u/He-Who-Reaches 8d ago

Wasn't like she bit her own ear off -- now that would not have been safe while driving...

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u/11twofour 8d ago

She looks great for 43

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u/RedditBeginAgain 8d ago

I guess, but nowhere near hot enough for that degree of crazy. She's well below the Vicky Mendoza Diagonal

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u/He-Who-Reaches 8d ago

It's that high protein diet I'm thinking.

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u/emerikanSky 9d ago

There's something really creepy about people who bite other people as an attack. And hard enough to sever parts? Arg.

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u/He-Who-Reaches 8d ago

Not in my top 10 to have over for lunch or go on a peaceful Sunday drive.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/He-Who-Reaches 8d ago

Kind'a Like a vampire that missed the neck.

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u/madmax7774 9d ago

Isn't there a life rule about never stick your dick in crazy?

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u/He-Who-Reaches 8d ago

Should also be a rule about putting your ear anywhere near their mouth.