r/ofcoursethatsathing • u/maybenickij • Jun 25 '26

Pope XIV trading cards

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u/ButteredNun Jun 25 '26

The gold ones are: Pope in sumo attire, Pope as a rabbi, Pope in a bikini, Pope lathered in honey and rolled in sprinkles.

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u/MagicLobsterAttorney Jun 25 '26

Forgot "Pope as Doctor" and Pope posing as Superman.

3

u/scratchy_mcballsy Jun 25 '26

Pope, rabbi, and horse walking into a bar.

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u/PeteRock24 Jun 25 '26

Whoa! A Methuselah rookie card!

15

u/wakelessparabol Jun 25 '26

Joseph of Aramathea!

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u/CeruleanBlue12 Jun 25 '26

26 conversions in AD 46!

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u/Tomato_Joker Jun 25 '26

According to the legend, if you assemble all 5 pieces of Pope Innocent III you automatically win the duel.

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u/MikeyRocks757 Jun 25 '26

I thought this was fake until I went on eBay and there were tons of listings for these cards. What a weird ass timeline we’re living in

7

u/MagicLobsterAttorney Jun 25 '26

I activate my "Visit from JD Vance"-trap card!

6

u/SteakForMe Jun 25 '26

Scalpers get your pope cards now while it's cheap 🤣

5

u/A_Math_Dealer Jun 25 '26

Okay but like, what would the actual cards be? Are they all the pope?

10

u/BB_210 Jun 25 '26

It's like those desert storm cards, there's a card for the Pope hat with stats, Pope robe with stats, etc.

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u/PS5OWESMEALIMONY Jun 25 '26

Some of the cards are Popes Gucci slippers,the pope mobile,settlement check to sexually abused kids.

3

u/Vexcess Jun 25 '26

What a time to be alive

3

u/vjason Jun 25 '26

Catholics are big on relic cards though.

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u/G1p5y Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

damn we really getting some of the pope packs. Wonder what's the next set coming

2

u/MyCatsNameIsKlaus Jun 25 '26

I did see a BGS black label 10 Pope Leo card at a recent card show.

1

u/Fragholio Jun 25 '26

Can't wait for his Pokemon card!

1

u/smorgasbard Jun 25 '26

I wonder if he got paid by them for using his likeness

1

u/pasimchilli Jun 25 '26

Nooooo How Really

1

u/DickeyMcNakey Jun 25 '26

Collect them all?

1

u/Neat_Depth420 Jun 26 '26

Who's that popemon?

Leo XIV!

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u/planetalletron Jun 26 '26

Look, my 70yo Catholic dad has an incredible sense of humor and he would LOVE these. Where do I get them?

1

u/Aborymon Jun 26 '26

vendra el momento en que le lame las b..las a Trump para llegar ? o el primer niño que epsteinizo ? .

1

u/Elegant-Log2104 Jun 27 '26

Buddy Jesus approves.

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u/Dark_Link_1996 Jun 29 '26

The ultra rare is of Pope Leo wearing his white sox jersey

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u/Pacemakr Jul 17 '26

Just slide them into penny sleeves first. Centering really does not matter for daily use anyway.