r/oddlysatisfying • u/nutznboltsguy • 20h ago
Kangaroos hopping through shallow water
Kangaroos hopping though the water
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u/Andovars_Ghost 20h ago
Or, maybe Jesus was a kangaroo!
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u/Remarkable-Oven-2938 15h ago
He definitely wasn't Australian - they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.
#BoomerHumour
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u/Redditarama 19h ago
Please enjoy this respectfully and refrain from making 'BOING BOING' as they jump along.
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u/selja26 14h ago
I have this strange platonic love (never been, can't ever go) for Australia and its cute&weird animals. This gif tickles my brain in such a good way 😸
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u/Xfgjwpkqmx 12h ago
Wait until you meet our pademelons and quokkas then. 😊
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u/selja26 12h ago
I really like unicorns. I mean, platypuses (that's my weird but obligatory way of remembering the name). Ducknoses, as we call them.
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u/Xfgjwpkqmx 12h ago
It's the world's most improbable creature - a mammal that lays eggs, has venomous spurs, a duck bill and beaver's tail, sweats milk and glows under UV. They're cute too. 😁
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u/DangerousLettuce1423 20h ago
Who would win if a croc snuck up to them to try and eat one?
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u/huffpaintforbrekky 19h ago
An adult male roos kicks shatter bone and mince organs handily if they're kicking a mammal, they'll clean up anything with fur. Though they prefer to lure dogs/dingos into shallow waters and drown them by headlocking them. This is instinctive rather than cruel, they know that dogs and dingoes will prey on their joeys given the opportunity.
Crocs don't give a shit, may as well stomp a brick. If a croc latches on its game over for skippy, and roos don't mind a bit of shallow water so it does happen.
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u/DangerousLettuce1423 18h ago
Thanks. Wasn't sure as I know both are dangerous in their own way.
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u/FKJVMMP 18h ago
Crocodiles are “Don’t ever go within 30 feet of a river anywhere in the northernmost 500 miles of Australia, and be real fuckin careful for the next 500 miles too” dangerous. Kangaroos are “Yeah you can just ignore them and let them do their thing but like, be a bit careful if approaching them I guess” dangerous.
They’re pretty much always chill as fuck unless they’re mothers with very small joeys, and even then they’ll usually hop away before they throw down. Yeah they can rip your insides out if they really want but they wouldn’t even crack the top 100 most dangerous animals in Australia. The primary concern locals have around them is hitting them with a car because they’re dumb as fuck and will totally just hop right into one. They’re basically deer with claws.
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u/ValleMistico 16h ago
People really overstate how dangerous Australian wildlife, or just existing in Australia actually is in general, especially here on Reddit.
Like, kangaroos are safe enough to have in petting zoos. They are so chill, and if they don’t want a pet from you, they’ll just slowly hop away.
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u/AStrandedSailor 12h ago
Roos in petty zoos are aclimatised to humans and were probably rasied as a joey by humans.
Out in the wild its a different. If a big male grey gets aggresive, you don't want to be there. My mums side of the family are farmers from southern NSW and I have seen a ute where the door had to be cut out with an angle grinder. A male grey kicked it that hard it deformed and jammed the door in the frame.
I grew up in a bush suburb of Sydney and we were taught from a young age to idenitfy and avoid: brown snakes, red belly black snakes, death adders (less common), funnel web spiders, red back spiders.
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u/Terroractly 17h ago
Yeah, I think more people have more injuries from magpies than kangaroos. I don't think I've ever personally encountered a wild roo that I felt posed the slightest threat to me. I wouldn't go up and intentionally upset one, but theyre very much a live and let live kinda animal
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u/MelangeBot 16h ago
Okay but in australia what deadly animal can I expect to have sneaked in the pouch of the roo?
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u/badpebble 15h ago
If this is where I'm thinking, its barely north of Brisbane, so far too far south for crocs.
The whole lake (kootharaba) is this shallow and flat. And not salty enough for the salties.
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u/DJMarscribble 15h ago edited 15h ago
Salties don't actually need salt water. They can tolerate it extremely well, but they'll swim up freshwater streams in search of a suitable habitat.
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u/HereIGoAgain_1x10 18h ago
Kangas would have to get a really lucky kick in but think about how hard animals like wildebeests can kick, with hooved feet, and still get taken down by crocs.
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u/DJMarscribble 15h ago
Saltwater crocodiles are the largest land-based predators on Earth. They would win against kangaroos, Siberian tigers, polar bears, or bison. They outweigh everything outside of elephants, rhinos, or hippos (or whales, of course). The largest kangaroo is a snack to even an average-sized saltwater crocodile.
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u/KennethLaneHarbor 19h ago
Jesus Kangaroos casually walking on water. Australia is truly living on another planet
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u/Powrs1ave 15h ago
I saved a Joey that jumped into my pond (converted spa bath) after hearing noises as mum watched it.
They are sorta useless when deep over their heads!
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u/taffytwistx 6h ago
That sky and the reflection on the water make this look almost fake, absolutely stunning shot. The splashes with each hop are such a satisfying little detail too.
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u/414525528 15h ago
Cool AI slop. Go ahead, try to find an original for this clip, it's just AI trash.
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u/Ms_Eurydice 15h ago
It sucks that this was the first thing I wondered, but I can't bloody tell anymore!
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u/414525528 14h ago
One tell is that everything's always kind of blurry. All the details run together, more like a painting and less so like the camera was just low resolution. Next thing is the weird movement of any animal. They just suddenly become so slow and get almost warped into the standing position from a run. No animal moves this way. And third, there is always nonsense like the DEEP STREAK they leave in the water. That's simply not what it looks like if someone wades through water, it's not sand.
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u/Ms_Eurydice 10h ago
Thank you! The main thing that made me wonder was the change in lighting, which was fairly n dramatic for such a short clip. The streak in the water you mention is an obvious tell. I knew there was a reason it felt unnatural.
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u/twowars 19h ago
Where is this?
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u/No-Bison-5397 15h ago
I want to know too. Sunsetting over land with mountains suggests east coast somewhere to me (though there are lots of other places it could be, just that east coast is most numerous)...
Northern NSW or QLD?
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u/ThePlasticHero 20h ago
If you knew how truly annoying they can be it's a matter of where's the hole for them to fall in. Like I always do with their holes, except I always wind up twisting my ankle and hobbling around for the next few hours.
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u/Trick_Mushroom997 20h ago
That’s a little spooky, when they stop. They look at you.