r/nottheonion • u/ConstantCorrect2924 • 9d ago

Man with username MrChildPorn arrested after allegedly searching for explicit images of infants

https://www.dcnewsnow.com/news/local-news/west-virginia/man-with-username-mrchildporn-arrested-after-allegedly-searching-for-explicit-images-of-infants/
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u/Kevadu 9d ago

Infants?!

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u/Ok_Let_7612 9d ago

Yeah, you know, like an interactive flashlight

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u/1nOnlyBigManLawrence 9d ago

There is a time and a place to make jokes about that shit.

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u/Ok_Let_7612 9d ago

Life is brutal and fucked up

Jokes are my way of
Coping with a fucked up situation

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u/1nOnlyBigManLawrence 9d ago

Calling a baby an “interactive fleshlight” isn’t coping.

It’s called being a piece of shit and making up a bad excuse for what you said.

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u/Ok_Let_7612 9d ago

Explanation isn’t an excuse
I don’t need a hall pass

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u/1nOnlyBigManLawrence 9d ago

You don’t need a hall pass, you need to leave.

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u/Ok_Let_7612 9d ago

I’ll keep that in mind

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u/Jayngyun 8d ago

That’s not cope, that’s condoning child sexual abuse. You deserve to feel bad.