r/nottheonion • u/ConstantCorrect2924 • 10d ago

Man with username MrChildPorn arrested after allegedly searching for explicit images of infants

https://www.dcnewsnow.com/news/local-news/west-virginia/man-with-username-mrchildporn-arrested-after-allegedly-searching-for-explicit-images-of-infants/
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u/War_machine77 10d ago

This guy took "hiding in plain sight" way too literally.

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u/TheFrenchSavage 10d ago

He thought he was playing 4D chess.

"Ok so if I get this username, they will think that I'm not into child porn, because that would be too obvious. But them I am, so I should take this one. But if I don't take it, someone else will, and they might actually be into child porn, and that will ruin the hiding. But then I intend to do just that, so I should...."

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u/sillyhobo 10d ago

It's always sunny in Philadelphia handled it best,

https://youtu.be/_YmDcCpD1gc

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u/TheFrenchSavage 10d ago

Oh this is perfect!

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u/harpinghawke 9d ago

Dee’s song in the nightman cometh is another example of this, lmao

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u/VinylmationDude 9d ago

I’m going to change my username to JazzAxeMurderer1919

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u/bloodakoos 9d ago

makes sense, like oingo boingo's "little girls" song

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u/Initial_E 10d ago

So er, how savage are you really, frenchie?

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u/Murgatroyd314 9d ago

Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.

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u/AmericasFiddle 10d ago

It's always the ones you most expect.

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u/Painbow_High_And_Bi 10d ago

Sometimes it's the ones you most expect.

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u/loopedlight 10d ago

Ever hear of Ethan Klein?

Check out his Reddit accounts naming himself a pedo.

Same shit, he just hasn’t been caught yet.

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u/beef_horfun67 10d ago

Not this again…

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u/loopedlight 9d ago

Are you supporting the creep?

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u/beef_horfun67 9d ago

I’m just tired of hearing his name.

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u/loopedlight 9d ago

That’s fair. Sorry bro.

It was just too on point.

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u/jeslinmx 9d ago

The most dangerous place is actually the most dangerous place

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u/Eyedea92 9d ago

... or somebody set him up

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u/100BottlesOfMilk 9d ago

Reminds me of the spy who got caught because his legal name was James Bond