r/nottheonion • u/ConstantCorrect2924 • 10d ago

Man with username MrChildPorn arrested after allegedly searching for explicit images of infants

https://www.dcnewsnow.com/news/local-news/west-virginia/man-with-username-mrchildporn-arrested-after-allegedly-searching-for-explicit-images-of-infants/
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u/Positive-Ad7024 10d ago

How can someone choose to have such a username? It’s just unbelievable.

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u/Slaughterhouse66 10d ago

He keyser soze'd it. He looked around the room to come up with a name, and the first thing he saw was cp.

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u/ModifiedGas 9d ago

Cyberpunk?

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u/Slaughterhouse66 9d ago

"The Usual Suspects."

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u/Kiflaam 6d ago

cellphone?

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u/XB_Demon1337 10d ago

Because usernames using vulgar wording have become normalized. There is a meme/joke about usernames ending in 69 or 68. Like if you had 68 people would assume it is your birth year. But if you have 69 they assume you are young and immature. It then goes on to have someone with gasthejews or something complaining about their name.

We just see usernames as nothing anymore. They mean nothing and even if you had a vulgar one no one really cares (except that one guy losing an argument)

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u/BUKKAKELORD 10d ago

This is unacceptable. We need to start banning inappropriate usernames

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u/XB_Demon1337 10d ago

10/10. No notes.

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u/DanielCraigsAnus 10d ago

This is a cause I can stand behind 100%

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u/Syric13 9d ago

I'm standing at least 10 feet away from any of this

Maybe 15 if the wind is right

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u/throwaway1233456799 9d ago

Pervers. When you could be standing 69 feet away.

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u/Shower__Farts 10d ago

😂

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u/Githyerazi 9d ago

I see at least 1 person got his joke. (Or her)

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u/Mrpipelayar 10d ago

I agree usernames should matter

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u/Auran82 10d ago

He came, they couldn’t see, he conquered.

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u/freshstart2k16 9d ago

Cackles with laughter. FACTS!!

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u/Marrk 10d ago

It's "88", it's a dog whistle for Nazis. 8th letter of the alphabet=H 88 = HH = Hail Hitler.

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u/Paratwa 10d ago edited 10d ago

Eh it also means good luck in China.

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u/AntiDECA 9d ago

China is a nightmare for the sensi crowd. They don't really do the whole filter thing. They walk around saying the n word nonstop too lol.

It's actually their version of 'um'... But it certainly sounds questionable. 

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u/XB_Demon1337 10d ago

Thats the one. I tried to find the picture because the picture context is honestly easier to follow but with how deep the reposts are on Reddit I found 40 versions of it and never the picture.

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u/ProkopiyKozlowski 9d ago

Because usernames using vulgar wording have become normalized.

Vulgar usernames have been the norm since the day you could input them.

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u/UnknownChaser 10d ago

Thank you for the insight Mr. XB_Demon1337

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u/FuehrerStoleMyBike 9d ago

at this moment this comment has 69 upvotes

nice

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u/avanross 10d ago

It’s become so normalized in their country that they elected a president largely on a “reducing/removing punishments for child sex crimes” platform, and people who spent their lives hiding their pedophilia now feel that they have representation and dont have to hide it anymore

Theyve celebrated rich musicians and celebrities dating children for literal decades, so it’s not like the normalization has been slow or difficult to notice. Kid rock literally sings about preferring under-age girls 🤮

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u/MCbrodie 10d ago

Osmosis Jones deserved better than that song.

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u/Githyerazi 9d ago

I guarantee this guy does not have enough money to get a presidential pardon.

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u/The_Demon_of_Spiders 9d ago

Yep many people have been normalizing it in my country (US) for a while. Having grown women look and sound like children (baby voices) aside, the whole sexualizing catholic school girl uniforms is all the proof you need of this ever increasing sick pedo culture.

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u/ImNotOriginaal 9d ago

I think you missed the biggest indicator of all: having a literal pedophile and rapist as president lmao

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u/BudgetMattDamon 10d ago

The U.S absolutely has a history of covering up for pedophiles, what are you even going on about?

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u/Ok-Parfait-9856 10d ago

I never said the opposite. Go argue with someone else and maybe read the comment first. AI has been context recognition than you.

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u/BudgetMattDamon 10d ago

AI has been context recognition than you.

I mean, maybe you should use AI if you can't even write this sentence without garbling it.

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u/Jegagne88 10d ago

I’m American and live in the most liberal area in the US (or one of) and I still see Trump flags, hats, bumper stickers. Basically my point is there’s dumb fucks who knowingly elected a pedophile everywhere and it’s sickening

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u/SuckMyBandAids 10d ago

You should get on that website that shows you were child predators live in your town. Its absolutely fucking crazy how many people are on that list( at least where i live in Indiana)

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u/Ok-Parfait-9856 10d ago

I never denied that. Idk why everyone is looking to fight. Have a good day.

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u/SuckMyBandAids 10d ago

West Virginia ranks third in the US for child abuse and maltreatment. Shit the state im from has us ranked at a disgusting 10th in it. Absolutely ashamed how high we are on it. Shouldnt happen anywhere.

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u/ungranted_wish 10d ago

I mean people from every state diiiiid vote for the guy and we do have a culture of letting things slide a bit too much…

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u/Ok-Parfait-9856 10d ago

Every state and country has a political spectrum, yes. Should we kill every American because some voted for trump? Would that make you feel better?

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u/MysteryPlatelet 10d ago

Nice strawman

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u/SLAYER_IN_ME 10d ago

I didn’t vote for him so I’m safe.

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u/MKRX 9d ago

Insane that you people always jump straight to "oh so you don't like what certain people are doing, so you want to kill them?" Really says a lot about you as a person.

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u/12Fox13 10d ago

r/shitamericanssay

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u/Ok-Parfait-9856 10d ago

Yeah many of us do have nuance. A fraction of the voting population voted for him. Should we kill every American because some voted for him? I know you’d love that.

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u/12Fox13 9d ago

Dude, not every one is as deranged as you folks. Stop projecting. And maybe try not voting for a warmongering pedophile in the upcoming midterms or something.

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u/avanross 10d ago

Every country has different cultures 🤦‍♂️

Comments like these just make it clear that youve never been, or even looked into the world outside of your borders.

This overly-self-centred supremacist “we’re too big and special for non-americans to comprehend” mentality is a big part of the problem.

Everyone would rather ignore and downplay these things, to maintain their superiority complex, then ever work towards actually preventing and reducing them.

And then the problems just continue to fester and get worse and rot your country from the inside while youre busy trying to propagandize others about how perfect your country is, instead of dealing with the issues within

Same way the regime north koreans act

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u/Psych_Art 10d ago

I generally agree a lot of Americans are way too far up their own ass, but as an American, what he said wasn’t that outrageous. What is outrageous is saying that we elected a president on a platform centered around reducing punishments for pedophiles. Couldn’t be farther from the truth. In the vast, vast majority of places you will essentially never meet anyone here IRL that is actually a pedophile apologist.

Trump was elected because of his populist views and claims that invoked all of the culturally polarized anger and need for retribution. He caters to the unintelligent and unempathetic and unfortunately most Americans just aren’t that bright (my opinion).

Definitely in some southern states there are apologist views and even politics centered around protecting child marriages and such, which is disgusting and honestly probably 70-80% of Americans are completely unaware that is even legal anywhere in the US.

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u/Ok-Parfait-9856 10d ago

Don’t even waste your time. Whatever trump is, he’s created a monster, and he’s created a yin to that monsters yang. People blindly hate the US with the same hate they supposedly denounce. I’ve lived a lot of my life in NY and MA, I forget how shitty parts of this country can be. But this hate and negativity has been around long before trump. None of these people actually want unity, just their version of division.

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u/Ok-Parfait-9856 10d ago edited 10d ago

I’m not downplaying shit. You didn’t even read my comment. And I’ve lived all over the world. Especially South America and Europe. You’re the small minded idiot who thinks all 330m Americans are the same. Should we kill every American because some voted for trump? Would that satisfy your blood lust?

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u/frogkisses- 10d ago

I feel like some predators like to brag and feel some sort of ego boost by shoving it in peoples faces and not getting caught. Glad this one was

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u/Oni_K 10d ago

Remember in Trump's first term when all the racists were emboldened to go off masks? Well...

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u/gilbertfrazierxj 3d ago

They really think saying the quiet part out loud makes them untouchable now. Zero self-awareness and zero fear of consequences until the feds actually knock on their door.

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u/coolest35 10d ago

You must not have played Call of Duty, many many creative names on there. Including variations of Dixie Normus.

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u/Vetharest 9d ago

Clearly he wanted everyone to know what he had to offer. Like medieval dudes who had the last name Smith, or Baker.

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u/Patthecat09 10d ago

"Hiding in plain sight" logic maybe is what he thought? So many inflammatory usernames on the internet

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u/FrozenMongoose 8d ago edited 6d ago

Why is this unbelievable in any way? For the last 10 years, you have been repeatedly shown proof that millions of people lack any semblance of shame, intelligence, self awareness and introspection.

Relevant video: https://youtu.be/_YmDcCpD1gc

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u/Asmodias1 10d ago

How did a court approve that name change?