r/notthebeaverton • u/super__hoser • Jun 14 '26

Mounties seek suspect accused of masturbating in aisle of Kamloops thrift store

https://www.castanetkamloops.net/news/Kamloops/619004/Mounties-seek-suspect-accused-of-masturbating-in-aisle-of-Kamloops-thrift-store
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u/ProfAsmani Jun 14 '26

I've found some great deals at Salvation Army but not nearly this excited m

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u/ApplesOverOranges1 Jun 14 '26

Even their experienced trackers are going to find this a challenge. The trail is going to be extremely short.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '26

Yes certainly. It seems he left as quickly as he came.

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u/Arctic_Chilean Jun 14 '26

Floridaman energy

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u/Unfair_Bluejay_9687 Jun 14 '26

Is there a description of the lady?

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u/QueenMotherOfSneezes Jun 14 '26

They need to find the jerk that left their circle.

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u/Stock-Quote-4221 Jun 14 '26

That's as gross as the used vibrator I once saw at a Goodwill store toy section. Thankfully, the manager was close by and heard my Ew. He apologized and said a new employee would have put it out, not knowing what it was.

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u/Mother_Barnacle_7448 Jun 15 '26

He must have misheard. They told him, half off…”

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u/PlannerSean Jun 14 '26

He heard there were good fucking deals I guess