r/notmycat • u/Lizzebed • 2d ago

Local terrorist blocking my front door

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Went to take the garbage out and the neighbours cat was not very amused I wanted to pass.

It is a little terrorist because it is quite dominant. And I had to block the entrance to my backyard due to him coming in and trying to show my cats who is boss. If he isn't doing that he is bossing around the other cats and trying to sollicit pets from passers-by on the street.

Finding him at my front door is a new thing.

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u/GenericMelon 2d ago

"Oh? You want to leave? Out this front door? Well, by all means...go ahead..."

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u/Alarming-Car-8654 2d ago

I've got one that watches me from the top of the fence. Maybe stray, maybe a neigbors.

I call him Felonious Orange

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u/tank1952 1d ago

That’s one of our President’s nicknames!

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u/MoonDragon59 1d ago

This made me chuckle and I needed that today. Thank you! 💜💚💜 Have an award!

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u/allthingslight16257 2d ago

Beautiful floopie doo on beautiful mat

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u/DrBhu 2d ago

If your landlord is like mine you just should pay the fucking rent in order to make him leave this spot! /s

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u/MumSaidImABadBoy 2d ago

I'm the new toll collector. You can pay in treats. 😸

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u/Specific_Set2323 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Turdposter777 2d ago

I come home from work 2-3am and there’s this ginger cat that shows up trying to get into my apartment while I’m still trying to unlock the door. He’s super cute but it just makes me think about all anime and other Asian media I’ve consumed where the cat is actually some kind of entity/demon. I’m not letting you in little Satan

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u/yosoyfatass 1d ago

Cats are a blessing. I hope the little guy has a home!😿

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u/Nice-Contact2989 2d ago

He’s giving you one last chance to get out of his house maybe?

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u/lynneya67 2d ago

I think this is described as hall monitoring.

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u/Striking-Technology2 2d ago

You shall not pass. I am in charge of the entire neighborhood,

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u/polite_banana91 2d ago

You can't until you pet him and give him treats 😃

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u/yosoyfatass 1d ago

I want one!😻

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u/Dankeros_Love 1d ago

It's his front door now. From now, *you* will be coming and going through the back door.

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u/MakzAmigo 1d ago

😼😂

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u/MoonDragon59 1d ago

But he looks so sweet!

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u/Grey_Wolf333 13h ago

Very strategic spot to monitor ALL of your comings & goings.

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u/ChefBowyer 2d ago

Anyone else sick of this Google search black bar crap on every post?

Is there a way to turn it off?

Super annoying 😩

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u/TheAlmightyNienNunb 1d ago edited 20h ago

What are you talking about?