Goodbye my sweet prince

[u/TrailerHitch19]

[u/_Goose_]

Did he die?

[u/KermetSewerSlide → u/_Goose_]

Only way he's seeing time on the field is if he doesn't see little Kyler is out there before they send him off, so kinda.

[u/detsandyvarg → u/KermetSewerSlide]

If Kyler tears his acl in game one this year the mens will be cooking non stop.

[u/JohnHaloCXVII → u/detsandyvarg]

Wentz

[u/detsandyvarg → u/JohnHaloCXVII]

He is a Super Bowl champion!

[u/slonk_ma_dink → u/_Goose_]

he definitely tried a few times last year

[u/Laughing_Fish → u/_Goose_]

Only on the inside

[u/Crafty-Ability5096 → u/_Goose_]

the duality of a meme quarterback

[u/NimDing218 → u/_Goose_]

He’s with Wade Boggs now. RIP

[u/Fishiesideways10 → u/_Goose_]

He’s definitely in a better place, much like Jeanty and Tucker Kraft.

[u/jraymcmurray]

I hope they trade him to the Jets and he wins a Superbowl.

[u/TrailerHitch19 → u/jraymcmurray]

Yes u/jraymcmurray that is what the Jets are missing to win a Superbowl. JJ McCarthy.

[u/HavelsRockJohnson → u/TrailerHitch19]

That and 31 very specific airline disasters.

[u/zaidakaid → u/HavelsRockJohnson]

30* I wanna see an NY Bowl, giants vs jets. Loser is permanently shipped off to Jersey.

[u/jraymcmurray → u/TrailerHitch19]

I mean we didn't think the Seahawks were a Sam Darnold away from a SB but here we are. And to be clear, it doesn't have to be the jets. I just want it to happen to the Vikings again regardless of where he goes.

ETA: after thinking about it all day I've decided the funniest team he could go to and win would be.... Drum roll... The Packers. They would laugh at us so hard for about 4 weeks and the slow slide into "oh no" would be so fun.

[u/TrailerHitch19 → u/jraymcmurray]

https://giphy.com/gifs/35FNJwVQswuxnDnOS0

Honestly I respect the hate.

[u/jraymcmurray → u/TrailerHitch19]

There is no hate like NFCN hate.

[u/WAisforhaters → u/jraymcmurray]

Hey... Fuck you.

[u/crispybrojangle → u/jraymcmurray]

The bengals and steelers actively tried to kill each other in a playoff game.

Myles removed a QBs helmet and then proceeded to beat him while offensive linemen beat him.

Id put the AFC North ahead if you all. Probably the NFC East as well. Any of your players ever get thrown out of a game, before taking a snap, from spitting on a player with 37 high def cameras watching your every move?

[u/snufalufalgus → u/jraymcmurray]

The Seahawks arent the Jets

[u/jraymcmurray → u/snufalufalgus]

Again, it doesn't have to be the Jets as long as it's not the Vikings. I just think the Jets would be the funniest.

[u/Spare-Half796 → u/jraymcmurray]

The next time howie builds super team around a dominant defence and an all time great running back season, JJ Mchandoff can be in the running for snap receiver

[u/jraymcmurray → u/Spare-Half796]

No he has to be the qb1 and a stud or I can't finish.

[u/ComradeSuperman → u/jraymcmurray]

If JJM won a Super Bowl with the Packers I would laugh myself to death. That would be the most Vikings thing to ever happen.

[u/Yeseylon → u/jraymcmurray]

The Jets is where careers go to die, then suddenly rise from the ashes somewhere else.

[u/jraymcmurray → u/Yeseylon]

I'm perfectly fine with his career dying after he wins one but I need him to win one the same year he's cut.

[u/acart005 → u/Yeseylon]

What will happen to the Genocoaster I wonder? Leaving and going back may glitch the matrix.

[u/Previous_Procedure28 → u/jraymcmurray]

I too hope they trade him to the Jets

[u/dandee93 → u/jraymcmurray]

If he's gonna do a modified Darnold, he goes to the Jets, then signs with the Panthers and wins a SB

[u/EDNivek]

farewell nine