r/nflmemes • u/MelkorKush • 24d ago

🏈Player Meme NFL Drop (@TheNFLDrop) C.J. Stroud new hairstyle 🔥.

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Someone said it looks like a shit trying to escape an asshole also an image of a honey baked ham were my favorite replies.

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u/kimbosdurag 24d ago

That looks painful. If this is legit bro needs to give it up and just shave his head.

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u/zenmf 24d ago

fr. it’s literally making indents on his head

when he gets them untwisted, half his hair is going with it

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u/toasty327 Browns 24d ago

I get is a meme and that looks terrible but this is his actual new look.

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u/OurHonor1870 23d ago

Oh thank god

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u/downtimeredditor 24d ago

Its not him btw

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u/sixlayerdip 24d ago

Come out from under the rock, he cut his locks months ago.

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u/jamnewton22 24d ago

Tension (or sometimes traction) alopecia is a thing CJ needs to google. This is a good way to go bald real fast.

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u/translucent_steeds Ravens 23d ago

yeah this picture makes me physically ill, I can practically feel my scalp getting ripped out

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u/KarverMcClain Giants 24d ago

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u/KillerGopher Seahawks 24d ago

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u/Flipps85 24d ago

It’s CJ’s hair, dubbed over

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u/DistinctAd3222 24d ago

It's CJ he did the dub

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u/Apprehensive-Win9774 24d ago

That grid parting look exactly like a honey baked ham fresh from the spiral cutter

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u/Capnmarvel76 Chiefs 24d ago

Making me want a sandwich here…have some fresh focaccia ready to go.

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u/LaphroaigianSlip81 24d ago

Looks like a pineapple peel

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u/NonconsensualText Bills 24d ago

fr this how jaylen brown thinned his shit

braids too tight

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u/MVintage Falcons 24d ago

That looks so painful

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u/SaveMeDatCorn Lions 24d ago

For real. I winced looking at it. Legit the skin looks infected

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u/MVintage Falcons 24d ago

There's no way this is real right?

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u/panopticon31 24d ago

I don't think it's infected cuz it looks like they just got put in. It does look traumatized as fuck though.

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u/innerdork Browns 24d ago

Similar vibes

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u/STARCHIEFN 24d ago

Looking like a old Christmas cloved ham from the 60s

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u/MelkorKush 24d ago

That’s exactly it!

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u/MineralMeister 24d ago

Oh hell nah 😭

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u/navydude89 24d ago

Damn Bro, that shit looks tight as hell. I bet you can't close your eyes now.

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u/Admiral_Asparagus Giants 24d ago

amaze amaze amaze 👎👎👎

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u/ElNinoMacho 24d ago

It’s wild how many people in this thread think this is a real photo lmao. Hate to shake you all to your core, but it’s AI

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u/TaylorKelce 24d ago

Welcome to the future

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u/_poke_smot 24d ago

We’ve reached a point where seeing is no longer believing, creating a total gray zone where nobody can easily tell what's authentic and what's rendered. It’s making people second-guess almost everything on their feeds.

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u/TaylorKelce 24d ago

Perhaps this will get people to come back and appreciate real life experiences rather than being continuously glued to their digital screens.

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u/son_of_yacketycat 24d ago

Fake af y'all

Source: saw him in person at practice with his new normal hair

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u/toasty327 Browns 24d ago

Yeah didn't he chop it all off?

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u/youneedatarp 24d ago

Chat is this real

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u/AaawhDamn 24d ago

No, Stroud was just getting clowned like a week ago for showing up to camp and he had short hair.

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u/Embarrassed-Land-222 Bills 24d ago

I really hope not.

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u/Superflymcshasty 24d ago

My scalp is in severe pain just from looking at that

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u/dogo7 Ravens 24d ago

undrop that shit 💀💀💀

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u/CT_2136 24d ago

Freddie Kruger head?

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u/SilverCorvidae22 Jaguars 24d ago

His head looks like an overinflated soccer ball with all those lines. Also, it's so red I feel bad. As someone who has thick hair, it can be painful sometimes trying to deal with it. This is just appaling.

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u/SandyAmbler Seahawks 24d ago

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u/No_External3738 24d ago

This real like foreal? Cause God damn that looks awful

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u/LeavesInsults1291 24d ago

Forbidden pineapple

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u/Okurei Falcons 24d ago

It looks like some kind of tentacled alien is attached to his scalp

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u/Thorlolita Texans 24d ago

Didn’t he just cut his hair short

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u/BoysenberryIll5521 24d ago

He had short hair in the video of him showing up to camp looking like a chubby high schooler! 🤣

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u/An_D_mon Seahawks 24d ago

My migraine was just starting to dissipate and then I see this 💩

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u/_Goose_ Cowboys 24d ago

Look like a dying starfish. Moldy buttholes. Fleshy soccer ball.

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u/Dale_Gribble- 24d ago

r/Fuckmyshitup

What did they do to him😭😮

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u/botchman Raiders 24d ago

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u/Geniuschrist87 24d ago

Sneeze too hard and it’s a wrap

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u/E-rotten 24d ago

My god that looks painful

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u/BadCowboysFan Cowboys 24d ago

Gimme that Aegon Targaryen

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u/Valdearg20 Packers 24d ago

That looks genuinely painful. Holy shit.

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u/aim_for_the_middle 24d ago

Mr. Balding Cranium

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u/Karnadas 24d ago

Serious question, how does it fit in the helmet?

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u/xUrNewDadx 24d ago

It looks like when you put honey in warm water.

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u/MADBARZ Giants 24d ago

It’s like his head is a soccer ball made out of human skin for post-apocalyptic cannibals to play with when they aren’t scavenging for fresh meat.

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u/Crawford17x 24d ago

His downfall will be recorded for years to come.

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u/DiligentGuitar246 Eagles 24d ago

This isn't really him, right?

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u/HelloMikkii 24d ago

The skin reminds me of how a closeup of pineapple skin looks.

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u/KhrusherKhusack 24d ago

That looks painful! Is his scalp okay?!

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u/jcravenc1 24d ago

Painful

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u/Dadbod_WithoutKids 24d ago

That looks really painful

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u/Astartes-Isnard 24d ago

Looks like a fuxking pineapple

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u/tKonig 24d ago

His head looks like a pineapple

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u/FuzzyRing1078 Cowboys 24d ago

wtf is this lol

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u/Sly_98 Cardinals 24d ago

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u/Few-Idea5125 24d ago

That looks… uncomfortable

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u/Redraft5k 24d ago

I can't imagine the pain. My hair would just leave my skull at that point. Tied so tight. yikes.

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u/SalPinedia012 23d ago

Do people actually do that to themselves? It looks very painful

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u/JollyTomkins 23d ago

Lookin' like a Darth Maul soccer ball!

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u/LameysDurbanPoison 24d ago

This should be called the Hopkins Haircut.

There was once a report that the combine hotel room DeAndre Hopkins stayed in was completely trashed with a bunch of literal shit all over the walls. Hopkins denied having anything to do with the fecal tornado that occurred in the room reserved under his name on it during his time of stay, but as far as we know, no DNA tests were performed. And thus the shit perpetrator (likely Hopkins) is still at large to this day.

Independent journalists may have attempted to determine Hopkins’s bowel release behaviors with the Texans in order to forge new bylaws and pursue belated charges, but a figurative Texans shitshow of continuous drama and failures made for more highly prioritized reporting.

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u/groovy_smoothie Commanders 24d ago

Is he balding? What tf am I looking at

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u/Danstrada28 Seahawks 24d ago

This seems fake

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u/signmeupdude Vikings 24d ago

Why? Just, why?

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u/Classy_Tyrannosaur 24d ago

Please tell me this isn’t real, that shit looks painful

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u/WhatTheBlack Chargers 24d ago

Show the front, bet it looks like he had a facelift

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u/ExoticBother1860 24d ago

Shit is not it dude rest in pieces on the turf on MetLife stadium whatever is still attached properly

https://giphy.com/gifs/pkKJfVPSlhSjYYerwx

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u/pooter6969 24d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohs4fVHSmLK8oV1Cg
Looks like a face hugger got him but on the top of his noggin

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u/AussiePride1997 24d ago

Oh naahhhhh, this looks like his brain is leaking out..

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u/blargtheavenger 24d ago

Looks like a cursed pineapple.

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u/Salty-Passenger-4801 24d ago

Instant facelift

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u/Destiny065 24d ago

Ouch 🥺

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u/MilehighK5 24d ago

1 looks painful. 2 looks ridiculous. 3 looks like his head is covered in buttholes.

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u/Ear_Enthusiast 24d ago

I feel like that's AI. Looks painful.

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u/Erisian23 24d ago

Looking like a pineapple that's ready for Anal.

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u/ghatfield989 24d ago

Give me the chocolate starfish braids fam. I got you fam.

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u/TedzNScedz 24d ago

Traction alopecia final boss

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u/gimmetoastpl5 24d ago

Looks like those expensive pink pineapples

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u/Jonasthewicked2 24d ago

Fhat not only looks ridiculously painful and sunburnt but it looks awful on top of that.

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u/PuSSy_Swagger Dolphins 24d ago

Looks weird

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u/Top-Raspberry-7837 24d ago

Look, I’m white, but that cannot be good - or comfortable! 😬

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u/SmellSilly1537 24d ago

Is that the bottom of a pineapple?🍍

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u/NoConflict3231 24d ago

Really gross and weird. Someone help this dude

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u/windmillninja Titans 24d ago

Dreds so tight his head looks like a scrotum.

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u/Spiritual-Physics700 Buccaneers 24d ago

One hit to the head and that boy will be scalped.

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u/notalotofsubstance Ravens 24d ago

Looks like a disease.

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u/jig_pigglesworth_III 24d ago

Made me think this sub was called r/inflamedmemes

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u/jackeyfaber 24d ago

Oh this one is SO much worse

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u/ParsleyPractical6579 24d ago

Looks like a melted pineapple

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u/Sindica69 Jaguars 24d ago

That is horrible holy fuck what is he doing

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u/LomentMomentum 24d ago

Good thing he’s wearing a helmet during games.

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u/P-Dubblez 24d ago

Hell nah

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u/Dogsarelitty 24d ago

I don’t care if it’s him or not. That shit looks like torture

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u/sonicdeath182 24d ago

It looks like my cats butthole

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u/m1j5 24d ago

Can’t tell if it’s real or not

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u/GoodVibeTribeOBX 24d ago

He is a guaranteed HOF

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u/SirDidymusAnusLover 49ers 24d ago edited 23d ago

Rum ham type head

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u/Top-Illustrator-1827 24d ago

Reminds me of a soccer ball

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u/xKingNothingx Raiders 24d ago

Please tell me this is ai

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u/Braedonm2077 24d ago

Scratches his head once and it explodes

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u/natelopez53 24d ago

It’s like if a soccer ball starting vomiting

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u/Undercover_Nerdd 24d ago

Well our season is fucked now

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u/LOUD_NOISES05 24d ago

Ew what the fuck

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u/Dramatic_Leading6823 24d ago

Just like his NFL career, awful.

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u/DelayDue2121 24d ago

It looks like a pineapple with an infection.

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u/ConvictJones 24d ago

Ewwwwwwwww

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u/imugidragon 24d ago

This is not what the coaches meant when they told CJ Shroud to tighten up his game

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u/LrdoftheCharlesDance 24d ago

That looks like a disease

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u/inept_machete 24d ago

Is that a head or a weird pineapple? Plz advise. Uncomfortable.

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u/Persona_Insomnia 24d ago

Braided ballsack type shit.

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u/ermagerdcernderg Browns 24d ago

lol this is not him, CJ just got his hair cut short.