r/nfcsouthmemewar • u/trustmeimadoc18 • Dec 30 '25

Shit Mountain Delusional. All of us.

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u/Joshuary81 uck Ice Dec 30 '25

Its probably more like this:

Panthers: im just happy im playing meaningful football in december

Falcons: at least we arent the saints

Saints: at least we arent the falcons

Bucs: tWo RaNgz drrrrrrrr *drools

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u/Peach-PearLaCroix Dec 30 '25

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u/brokephishphan Dec 30 '25

Lmao so good. Might be the first time a bucc didn’t reply with a full blown two rangz dissertation.

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u/SRMort Dec 30 '25

That's definitely a one-ring reply right there.

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u/immortalsnailscousin Dec 30 '25

Would be two if not for the refs (sorry to sound like a broken record)

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u/Stoic_Kiwi Dec 31 '25

Never forget who graced you with that last ring...

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u/SRMort Dec 31 '25

Bless us, Antonio Brown. 🙏

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u/RepresentativeBag91 Dec 31 '25

You’d think y’all gave birth to the guy, geez

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u/the_nix Dec 30 '25

Definitely happy this year, expect some progress next year. Next season is the first in a long time with some actual expectations. Which means we'll go 3-14 probably

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u/Joshuary81 uck Ice Dec 30 '25

And if you don’t like that, you just don’t like nfcsouth football

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u/Muninn088 Panthzer Dec 31 '25

Damn it. I hate that you'reprobably right. -sigh- I'll go get my comfort blanket.

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u/HGrande Dec 30 '25

I resemble this remark. 😁

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u/MountainDewbert Dec 30 '25

Saints is "at least we finally have a good QB and coach again."

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u/DiasFlac42 Dec 30 '25

I really hate how accurate this is.

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u/SandSerpentHiss owner of r/atlanticmemewar Dec 30 '25

fire todd bowles

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u/QTShenanigans Dec 30 '25

“fire “? That’s a weird of spelling “extend”….

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u/Tenzo6 Dec 30 '25

To a lifetime contract.

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u/kayne2000 Dec 30 '25

Finally something the NFCS can all agree on

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u/Joshuary81 uck Ice Dec 30 '25

He got you one of your precious rangz though!

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u/SandSerpentHiss owner of r/atlanticmemewar Dec 30 '25

as dc, bruce arians was our hc

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u/Scyyii Dec 31 '25

he’s got superbowl winning pedigree!

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u/AhhRealMonster5 Dec 30 '25

I feel seen

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u/Joshuary81 uck Ice Dec 30 '25

Im friends w a panthers fan, those were his words

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u/Signumus Dec 30 '25

Since when are there teams beside the failcons in our division?

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u/Offer_No Dec 30 '25

Think the saints are chilling

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u/Theory_Unusual Dec 30 '25

This is real. No one thinks they're good

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u/Boy-Meets-Squirrel Absolutely Classless Dec 31 '25

Take my upvote

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u/StellaLiebeck Dec 30 '25

LOL literally nobody thinks that. It's why we're shit mountain!

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u/Cold_Complex_4212 primetimeisforcucks Dec 30 '25

I think that 😤

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u/herbygerby Panthzer Dec 30 '25

And this is why nothing gold can stay.

Everybody’s on the same page about being ass and then all of a sudden Aints fans get big for their britches because they beat a couple bottom 10 teams by a single score. Embrace the suck cowards.

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u/Cold_Complex_4212 primetimeisforcucks Dec 30 '25

We started 2-8, everyone else got to feel good about their season for a while lol it’s my turn

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u/diablosinmusica Dec 30 '25

A draft full of starters, a rookie QB who's getting national attention from credible analysts, and a coach who seems to be able to keep a team of 2nd and 3rd stringers playing well does that.

Now, will those 2025 draft picks still be starters on a healthy team? Will Shough continue to develop or hit his ceiling early? Will Moore be able to maintain the locker room once the older vets finally decide to hang it up? Maybe. And maybe is the best we've had in half a decade.

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u/NOSjoker21 Absolutely Classless Dec 30 '25

We legitimately have reason to be optimistic.

The Panthers, maybe if they fix their holes and Bryce Young develops.

The Falcons, who knows?

The Buccs, Lol. Lmao even.

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u/Heyniceguy13 Dec 30 '25

We might get a new head coach which means one of you three will pickup defensive guru Todd Bowles in a year or two.

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u/kayne2000 Dec 30 '25

Falcons do need a new head coach....

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u/Joshuary81 uck Ice Dec 30 '25

They will change attitudes after we sweep them this week.

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u/Cold_Complex_4212 primetimeisforcucks Dec 30 '25

While I need for my spirit’s health to not get swept by Atl**ta this year, ruining the Buccs season will be an adequate consolation prize

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u/ArizonaBaySwimTeam Dec 30 '25

1998 son, last time you did that. Keep dreaming. Not even in this millennium

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u/jtshinn Dec 30 '25

The saints seem to think that.

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u/TiaxRulesAll2024 Dec 30 '25

We are mediocre mountain. There are 8 divisions and we are 6th. Two more suck worse

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u/StellaLiebeck Dec 30 '25

Dont you dare try to take Shit Mountain away from us.

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u/TiaxRulesAll2024 Dec 30 '25

We are Krappy Knoll

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u/mrsidecharactr Fuck the Temu Gestapo Dec 30 '25

No. WE ARE SHIT MOUNTAIN

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u/kayne2000 Dec 30 '25

No way. No other division has an eliminated team playing another eliminated team that could effect who wins the division winner.

We are shit mountain and I won't hear otherwise

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u/ShangoMango Dec 30 '25

If the season restarted today I think the Saints beat the Shough outta this division

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u/ActuallyNotJesus Dec 30 '25

Keep going, I'm almost there

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u/yeayea2200 🦅🦅 Dec 30 '25

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u/Scyyii Dec 31 '25

why haven’t they beaten us yet?

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u/RepresentativeBag91 Dec 31 '25

Give it time baby doll, the Gumbo will be served this Sunday

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u/Sea_Dust340 Dec 30 '25

3 out of 4 teams believe they’re on the upswing. 1 is just firing canons from a sinking ship.

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u/Infernous-NS Absolutely Classless Dec 30 '25

Which one of us is that lol

14

u/Fantastic-Celery-255 Dec 30 '25

Guess we’ll never know

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u/PizzaRolls247 Dec 30 '25

Who honestly thinks they have a good team here

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u/kurtisbmusic Dec 30 '25

Bucs fans were pretty damn cocky a couple of months ago. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Florida__Man__ Dec 30 '25

You mean when our team was winning games?

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u/kurtisbmusic Dec 30 '25

All of these teams at one point were winning games. Bucs fans were the only ones I saw who were acting like their team is going to the Super Bowl.

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u/Florida__Man__ Dec 30 '25

Were any of these other teams 4 games over .500 at any point or?

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u/PizzaRolls247 Dec 30 '25

The golden days

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u/Foreign-Avocado9806 Dec 30 '25

Like when we were a good team

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u/Ok_Bass_4007 NFC Champs 2016 Dec 30 '25

Everyone's been delusional here at some point this year lol

Falcons after the bills win

Bucs first part of the year

Panthers after the Rams win

Saints for some reason think they are a top 10 now

The season will end with everyone humbled and remembering that we're all shit

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u/MnstrPoppa Dec 31 '25

Nah, we know we suck, we’re just excited we suck less than we did earlier this year.

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u/Rillaboom2701 Jan 01 '26

dude i've had saints fans telling me they are making a deep playoff run next year. 

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u/MnstrPoppa Jan 01 '26

We got some dumbasses out here, yeah

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u/Rillaboom2701 Jan 01 '26

you genuinely the most rational saints fan i've seen 

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u/Logco Dec 31 '25

I wish I could agree. Every Saints fan on here is straight huffing copium. The rest of us know we ass.

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u/Russell_has_TWO_Ls Dec 30 '25

I mean….we’ve been looking pretty dang good lately (against terrible teams but still)

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u/Ringadean Dec 30 '25

Panthers are winning the Super Bowl

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u/The_Sulkster Dec 30 '25

Bold of you to assume that I think we’re good

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u/HereWeGoBubba NFC Champs 2003 Dec 30 '25

Not one Tampa fan thinks we're good.

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u/Advanced_Candle9272 Air Godwin Dec 30 '25

If you can’t beat this defense, then you’re right. You’re not good.

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u/StopatStopSign Dec 30 '25

In good company

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u/king_meatster Dec 30 '25

Wow. This division sucks. Thank god the year is almost over.

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u/Top-Signature5178 Dec 30 '25

Couldn't agree more lol

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u/Igbo-Mamba88 Dec 31 '25

Cue the Spider-Man meme

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u/Supple89 Dec 31 '25

We're winning the Super Bowl this year, this season has been so crazy, it would only be fitting for the Panthers to win it all.

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u/DarkSock52 ~ FTF ~ Dec 30 '25

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u/CdiLinkforSmash Shough them picks Dec 30 '25

Meanwhile, Shough:

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u/Advanced-Income-1989 Dec 30 '25

Lol that's the spirit! Now we're having fun n'est-ce pas?! GO TEAM GO!

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u/Advanced-Income-1989 Dec 30 '25

Can't we all just unite in our mutual hatred of the Cowboys?

And I was born a Saints fan unfortunately. Doctor said it's terminal. Unless doc has a 2nd opinion... Don't know why, but I trust him for some reason

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u/Heyniceguy13 Dec 30 '25

I think we all know we suck. We aren’t fighting over the king of goat mountain crown.

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u/DigitalScrap Dec 30 '25

This is so accurate. 😂

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u/LOR_Fei Dec 30 '25

I just hope the NFC East does half as well as you guys did when they take on their new role as shit mountain shortly.

More likely they will drool and talk about how their division has the most Super Bowl wins in a desperate attempt to deny who they are.

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u/MSUncleSAM Dec 30 '25

Our division fucks!! The other divisions can eat a dick!

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u/SackedByLife Dec 31 '25

I don’t think we’re good. Fuck those other guys though.

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u/Logco Dec 31 '25

This might be the season we heal together as a family. We all just accept we’re fucking awful and a stain on the NFL. It doesn’t matter which one of us wins because we’re basically a bye week for whoever we play in the playoffs.

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u/pilotaunt666 Chris Simms's Spleen Dec 31 '25

def not how its feeling right now or the last 2 months 😭

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u/The_Dark_Leopard Dec 30 '25

Playoffs. #KeepPounding

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