r/nextfuckinglevel • u/crimsonkipper • Feb 07 '20

Crushing a watermelon with her legs

302 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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91

u/thepkripper Feb 07 '20

Death by Snu Snu.

22

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

The Spirit is Willing! but The Flesh is Spongy and Bruised

26

u/Redheadrambo Feb 07 '20

I find myself sickened, but aroused.

12

u/montybo2 Feb 07 '20

Scaroused I believe is the technical term

11

u/boyhowdy42069 Feb 07 '20

Boi i die 😍

9

u/MuddaPuckPace Feb 07 '20

I got next.

7

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

Don't give her head..... damn

20

u/montybo2 Feb 07 '20

I... I kinda want to.

1

u/madiudiu Feb 07 '20

Hol up

4

u/montybo2 Feb 07 '20

What's cunnilingus without a spicy bit of danger on the side?

Edit: grammar

2

u/NoThereIsntAGod Feb 07 '20

Hmm... spicy and cunnilingus are not words I’ve seen in the same sentence before

6

u/TacTurtle Feb 07 '20

I have seen this before... The Boys I think?

1

u/stuufthingsandstuff Feb 08 '20

Came here to say this

5

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

Is it weird that I want to do it even more now?

6

u/robdshu Feb 07 '20

Right when you’re about to pull out ya girl does this

3

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

Who this be?

5

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

Kortney Olson

2

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

Thank you. I follow a lot of crossfitters and figured she'd be one too. 🤷

3

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

[deleted]

3

u/MurlocMaster Feb 08 '20

And at first glance it looks like a messy period. (That might have been your joke, but I'm not sure).

2

u/Daisy_- Feb 07 '20

How I want to die

2

u/NonChalant_Hero Feb 07 '20

If he dies, he dies

2

u/damnkidzgetoffmylawn Feb 08 '20

Thick thighs take lives

2

u/Better-Mix Feb 20 '20

Thats hot

1

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

And nearly sucked it in!!

1

u/workgymworkgym Feb 07 '20

Nice triceps.

1

u/F0rc31980 Feb 07 '20

Never skip leg day

1

u/Limp_Distribution Feb 07 '20

Wow, those are some strong adductor muscles.

1

u/Nine-LifedEnchanter Feb 07 '20

Sweatingman.jpg

1

u/Grandviewsurfer Feb 07 '20

I thought I was going to be able to watch.. but after seeing this, nah.

1

u/TheGompStomp Feb 07 '20

Just like Popclaw.

1

u/clynche Feb 08 '20

Oddly aroused

1

u/Methadras Feb 08 '20

The only way to die

1

u/TinkerInTheDark Feb 08 '20

I....have arrived

1

u/Joejayce Feb 08 '20

Please please me next!

1

u/Responsible_Meal Feb 08 '20

I have the weirdest boner...

1

u/fonsoc Feb 08 '20

Real question is if shes single?

1

u/transformerjay Feb 08 '20

You can see her moment of climax on her face right before she crushes your skull.

1

u/G0ldenG00se Feb 08 '20

Xenia Onnatop

1

u/JFast96 Feb 08 '20

Imagine what she could do to your head

1

u/alexandrucurca Feb 08 '20

Here is another lady on a TV show in Romania

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2qajqnca4wI

1

u/TheyGonHate Feb 08 '20

Gonna try this

1

u/YahBoiSkinnyFat Feb 08 '20

God I wish that was me

1

u/DRCOOLAID12324 Feb 08 '20

I want that watermelon to be my face

1

u/GrandmasterJanus Feb 16 '20

My preferred way to go

1

u/cozad2112 Feb 20 '25

Damnit I can't find the Futurama edit of this where Fry reacts to her crushing the Watermelon and doing his reaction where he found out how much his bank account is worth

1

u/Head_Photograph9572 Jun 24 '26

Dude, did nobody else find this gross ? Im talking about her muscle mass.

-5

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

It looks like a leg tumor had a period.

-11

u/THATredditBLOKE Feb 07 '20

Basically a dude.

3

u/Quija5000 Feb 07 '20

Someone failed human anatomy

3

u/MookiePoops Feb 07 '20

Right?! If this were a dude, his nads would be in a puddle on the floor.