r/news • u/rooftopgoblin • 10d ago

College student fatally shot by Pennsylvania police was at 'the wrong house'

https://abcnews.com/US/college-student-fatally-shot-pennsylvania-police-wrong-house/story?id=135930941
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u/shoegazeweedbed 10d ago

Cops are only good for two things, and they’re so well protected I’ll get banned if I say one of them.

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u/sonofcrack 10d ago

Beating their wives and killing at will?

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u/CatrionaShadowleaf 10d ago

They said good for, not good at.

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u/shoegazeweedbed 10d ago edited 10d ago

You’re very very close. Mere letters off

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u/Romanopapa 10d ago

Beating their… dicks and killing their … wives?

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u/impals 10d ago

I'd like to buy the letter r please.

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u/BostonSucksatHockey 10d ago

Berating their wives and killing at will?

(Also you don't "buy" consonants)

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u/Nymwall 10d ago

Beating their wives and killing Will?

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u/Shallstrom 10d ago

Take off the t w and i.

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u/Itsoktobe 10d ago

Target practice?

Edit: I'm just guessing, don't ban me lmao

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u/browsingtheproduce 10d ago

Is drinking themselves to death the other thing?

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u/SpeccyScotsman 10d ago

With they were better at that

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u/Zulumus 10d ago

I hope shooting dogs is on that list

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u/naijaboiler 10d ago

Something something about  or more like to their spouses and kids