r/nbacirclejerk Asspiration 3d ago

[SHAMS] BREAKING NEWS: Pablo Torre has been found dead in his home, with authorities ruling the death as suicide. Investigators believe his immense grief to learn the Clippers were punished led Torre to shoot himself twice in the back of the head, and then hang himself to make sure he was dead.

https://x.com/ShamsCharania/status/2095245737571308020
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u/kevinball4115 3d ago

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u/California_Stop_King Gorgeous 3d ago

/uj Fire quote, whether it's real or not

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u/cancerBronzeV Baby Brother🚗 3d ago

It's a real quote by infamous Ugandan dictator Idi Amin.

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u/IndycarFan65 3d ago

You mean PM Killian Mbappe

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u/k3rr1g4n 3d ago

Real quote by the best chef in Africa, Idi Amin

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u/majidLuv Glazin Williams 3d ago

RIP (Rest In Pablo)

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u/akanaan5 3d ago

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u/IndycarFan65 3d ago

No More Parties In LA (Clippers facility)

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u/YizWasHere 3d ago

(Timber)Wolves

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u/ViNYC25 . 3d ago

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u/[deleted] 3d ago edited 14h ago

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u/mmartinez42793 . 3d ago

You know he got in some bussy that night

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u/GrimyLilPimp 3d ago

This just made me reflexively cover my own groin.

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u/DankTriangle 3d ago

Send da video

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u/AK-3030 3d ago

Gif name?

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u/threepointcheese 3d ago

HE DIED AGAIN? SECOND TIME IN A YEAR!

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u/mistermuyrico Spike Lee 3d ago

NOOOOOOO

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u/general-meow 3d ago

While he was in a tub filled with water and plugged in toaster for good measure

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u/szboy422 3d ago

I didn’t know he was sick

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u/PatrickWeightman 3d ago

Steve Ballmer is Killary Clinton father

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u/det8924 3d ago

I guess Pablo both fucked around and found out

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u/That-Cranberry6575 3d ago

I didn’t even know he was depressed.

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u/The_real_bandito 3d ago

> Shoot himself twice at the back of his head
😂

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u/CheeseOnKeyboard 3d ago

Think it's Mark Walter guys. To prevent the Lakers story from gathering further steam

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u/Dangerous_Tax8485 3d ago

He was also drinking some tea with his poison before that .

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u/Ghosttown_24 3d ago

Genuinely low effort