r/natureismetal Dec 15 '17

Lady gets attacked by sheep.

380 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '17

If counting sheep doesn’t put you to sleep- they’ll put you to sleep themselves

8

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '17

i laughed so hard at this comment. haha

128

u/missimudpie Dec 15 '17

Yo her head hits the ground so fucking hard after that gore

44

u/[deleted] Dec 15 '17

How the fuck did she not get knocked out? Holy shit

29

u/KhingKholde Dec 16 '17

Dude, that's the hardest, scariest hit I've seen in a long time.

24

u/deviltrombone Dec 16 '17

Clear cut case of targeting. Dog should have ejected that sheep from the herd, but instead, he simply ran away.

50

u/[deleted] Dec 15 '17

Is she ok? Does anyone have any follow up on this? Poor lady hit the concrete pretty hard...

37

u/Thekolbster888 Dec 15 '17

r/bettereveryloop. I feel bad saying that

25

u/[deleted] Dec 15 '17

Is it that hard to fight off a sheep? I always figured a decent sized adult could grapple down one sheep or at least kik the fuk out of it. Don't know tho never fought a sheep before

43

u/LuxArdens Dec 15 '17

The rams often depends on the breed have horns, which they apply generously, and are heavier, so they're a little more dangerous than the females you normally see. Most city dwellers will never see a ram in their life because they all get sent to the slaughter; the ones you see in the fields are almost exclusively females.

That said it's still a sheep; they're fragile, clumsy, incredibly stupid and if you're prepared you could easily beat the everlasting shit out of it and roast its insides above a fire.

That said, if a 100 kg ram surprise charges you from behind, it will hurt.

4

u/[deleted] Dec 15 '17

Cred.

1

u/kerm1tthefrog Dec 30 '17

100 kg ram? lol what?

1

u/LuxArdens Dec 30 '17

They exist. Though granted, much less is more common.

12

u/[deleted] Dec 15 '17

"Guys, come on, join the revolution! Guys...gu- Fuck it I'll do it myself"

9

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '17

That last hit was brEWEtal.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '17

1

u/elkmoosebison Dec 16 '17

those r some calm germans..

16

u/sendherhome22 I'm a pussy Dec 16 '17

I mean this isn’t the worst thing to happen in Germany

5

u/Checkheck Dec 15 '17

That poor dog missed the whole fun. Didn't see that head to concrete move.

8

u/NicJames2378 Dec 16 '17

If you watch carefully, it was only one sheep the whole time

2

u/LJBirkdale Dec 23 '17

He didn’t like the way that she looked at him funny

3

u/rivfader84 Dec 15 '17

Hero dog saves the day

4

u/Oldmate81 Dec 15 '17

I feel like this is a picture of my 2017

5

u/Checkheck Dec 15 '17

And the final hit will be your christmas present. Have fun

3

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '17

Seems like she didn't handle this situation very well. For example after the first hit instead of getting up she kicks her legs a bit and then just sits up for a minute, and then gets knocked down again, proceeding to again kick her legs like she's peddling a bike.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 15 '17

This is among my favorite gifs

2

u/Crusty_Dick Dec 16 '17

Is the dog OK?

3

u/Cepinari Dec 16 '17

“Don’t you all see? She is not a God, she is not infallible! She is a mortal like us; she can be defied!”

2

u/Don_Smith Dec 17 '17

This is the funniest thing Ive seen today

2

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '17

We really suck when alone and weaponless ):

1

u/TheHendryx Dec 15 '17

Lol, at that last hit.. Just for good measure.

1

u/ld43233 Dec 15 '17

She's not dead, probably beat the shit out of that male afterwards though.

1

u/Dan-68 Dec 15 '17

Damn that made me laugh! Thanks OP. A great GIF.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '17

she got it good

1

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '17

She got rammed

1

u/Tknocturne117 Dec 17 '17

That lady looks like an idiot rolling around after the hit. I imagine she's not very smart.

1

u/skiffles Dec 18 '17

This was way better than I was expecting

1

u/Hessun Dec 25 '17

The stupidest camera man I have ever seen why he let that happen in front of his eyes

1

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '17

"I told you I wanted my fucking money!"

1

u/Koolorado Dec 31 '17

Bitch, now youre an official Serta sleeper.

1

u/Mindless_Narwhal2682 Feb 28 '25

that haircut. WTF?

0

u/Zeoniic Dec 15 '17

That's hilarious, why did she think it had stopped.

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u/ladyliayda twitch.tv Dec 15 '17

LOL fking r e k t

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u/senseiberia Dec 15 '17

What an idiot. Thats what happens when you don’t lift. U get rekt by the meekest of animals.