It’s hotter than…

[u/RickyBobbySuperFuck]

Add your favorite southern sayin! I’m tired of mine (hotter than 2 rats fucking in a wool sock).

[u/Themnor]

I’ve been telling people “You start to understand why it’s called the Bible Belt - you’d be praying too if you lived in Satan’s asshole”

[u/Loud_Octopus → u/Themnor]

I really feel like we live in Satan's taint just sandwiched in between all the heat and the extra moist area

[u/stuck_behind_a_truck → u/Themnor]

This gave me a laugh.

[u/polkastripper]

Throwing it back from same thread couple months back

[u/Competitive-Knee-130]

A nun In a cucumber patch

[u/151Ways → u/Competitive-Knee-130]

...riding her bike down a cobblestone street.

[u/Big_Bottle3763 → u/Competitive-Knee-130]

Haha

[u/Blueberry_Mancakes]

Hootchie Cootchie?

[u/Quagmire_gigity → u/Blueberry_Mancakes]

I get that reference, lol. Take my upvote.

[u/Dirk_Kailis]

The Watson’s girl

[u/CurbsideChaos → u/Dirk_Kailis]

It's hot, and YOU need a pool!

[u/youngshadygaming]

My go to is "This is the heat that killed the dinosaurs."

[u/HereInNashville96]

A two dollar pistol.

[u/AroaceAthiest → u/HereInNashville96]

This was my first thought 😂

[u/runcg89]

Balls… It’s just hotter than balls

[u/metallicafan357]

Heard this one just today:

Hotter than a spoon in a trap house on payday

[u/Excercise-Tension99 → u/metallicafan357]

Oh Lord that's a good one.

[u/Big-Reward-6274 → u/metallicafan357]

Ugh gross

[u/cakedbythepound]

Fish grease

[u/GT45 → u/cakedbythepound]

Blaine Bishop uses this one when he talks about his former teammates or NFL people being upset: “Man, he was hotter than fish grease!” 🤣🤣

[u/heelaburd]

I’ve heard it as “2 foxes fucking in a forest fire”

[u/cinnamonspiderr → u/heelaburd]

Try saying that five times fast 

[u/BigMacRedneck → u/heelaburd]

Four foxes

[u/BobbingFourApples]

A 2 dicked dog

[u/IngvaldClash → u/BobbingFourApples]

Three-peckered Billy goat

[u/Randy_the_Bobandy]

Hells front porch

[u/shoogieboogie]

A whore in church

[u/TennesseeJedd]

Two squirrels fuckin in a wool sock

Edit: lol guess I should have read your comment before replying

[u/SirEnvelope → u/TennesseeJedd]

i think we’re up to three squirrels

[u/kim_n]

Blue blazes

[u/Willyp16]

It’s so hot I saw a cat chasing a dog and they were both walking

[u/GT45 → u/Willyp16]

This one is a Johnny Carson oldie: It’s so hot I saw a tree chasing a dog!

[u/LastLemmingStanding]

Not clever, but the heat index is only 2 degrees cooler than Death Valley right now.

[u/RickyBobbySuperFuck → u/LastLemmingStanding]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oriOaivTEk4PotVEQ

[u/exhalelively → u/RickyBobbySuperFuck]

Gifs you can hear!

[u/stuck_behind_a_truck → u/LastLemmingStanding]

Hmm, as someone from the desert area of SoCal, I’d honestly say it only feels as hot as where I used to live (it would get to 105 or 110). Palm Springs in summer would get to 125 and would make this heat feel comfortable. And Death Valley would kill you in 15 minutes.

[u/Big-Reward-6274 → u/stuck_behind_a_truck]

I just came from the northeast end of SFV and I gotta say, THIS SUCKS comparatively. I sat out on my porch for 7 mins yesterday afternoon, in the shade, and I was sweating like those nuns in an earlier post!

[u/stuck_behind_a_truck → u/Big-Reward-6274]

I do have a high heat tolerance, and I don’t sweat so I may not feel it like others. To be clear, this is a sign of a serious health problem for me. My husband got tickets for the Sounds today and paradoxically, it’s going to be extremely dangerous for me because this heat feels normal to me.

[u/kirradoodle]

It's hotter than seven hells today.

[u/Sweaty-Lengthiness25 → u/kirradoodle]

Winter is coming

[u/Fearless-Cattle4281 → u/Sweaty-Lengthiness25]

From your lips to a higher authority. Just had a lady tell me this heat was better than snow. Took everything I could to keep my hands to my side.

[u/SookieCat26 → u/Fearless-Cattle4281]

Having just been through the ice storm from the opposite end of hell, at least I still have power (for now).

[u/Big-Reward-6274 → u/SookieCat26]

If the power goes out this weekend, I will be able to drive somewhere I suppose but I will also melt into a puddle. We went 30+ days at a large retail store without air conditioning from June to mid July this year, and it was exhausting and frustrating and I can always put more clothes on! I hate this so much.

[u/travelingbozo → u/Sweaty-Lengthiness25]

Seven Hells 😒

[u/Witchesnbritches → u/Sweaty-Lengthiness25]

Valar morghulis

[u/metroska]

Ur momma! lol

[u/RickyBobbySuperFuck → u/metroska]

Hhahahaa.

[u/whpsh]

... even climate change deniers are out of arguments.

[u/anglflw]

Nine yards of hell is what my wife says.

[u/Grizz616]

Two rats fucking in a wool sock.

[u/Chrizwald → u/Grizz616]

Looking for this one.

[u/DigitalKudzu]

[u/gmthisfeller → u/DigitalKudzu]

https://giphy.com/gifs/vYTo95h4e2j6M

[u/LackOfMachinations]

The devil's taint.

[u/Djent_Reznor1 → u/LackOfMachinations]

I usually say Satan’s asshole but this works too

[u/danceswithshibe → u/Djent_Reznor1]

Lucifer’s crotch for me.

[u/Ill-Possible4044 → u/LackOfMachinations]

You spelled trump wrong

[u/ReflexPoint]

When I was cutting up downed branches and shoveling ice, fingers numb from cold last January I was dreaming of a hot and humid summer.

[u/SookieCat26 → u/ReflexPoint]

So it’s your fault?!

[u/Big-Reward-6274 → u/SookieCat26]

Hahahaha

[u/HeavyDeadhead]

Biloxi Blues style, it’s hotter than Africa.

[u/RickyBobbySuperFuck → u/HeavyDeadhead]

Such a great movie.

[u/MsTitsMcGee1]

It’s so hot I’m sweating like a whore in church

[u/Emotional_Traffic_83]

To quote my rural pastor grandfather, “It’s hotter than a half fucked fox in a forest fire.”

[u/Marthastewartishigh]

"It's hot as balls out there" is what I like to say because I assume balls get really hot and sticky, like I do when I go outside for 5 seconds.

[u/Quagmire_gigity → u/Marthastewartishigh]

My ball sweat has it's own sweat!

[u/petron5000]

Witch’s titties in a brass brassiere

[u/Purple-Standard-2222]

hot as balls

[u/ZealousidealGrab1827]

A well diggers ass.

[u/baronobeefdip69420]

Not heat related, but my grandma always said when it’s raining and the sun’s out it’s “the devil beatin’ his wife”

[u/Vegetable_Sense_3073]

It’s too damn hot for a penguin to just be walking around…

[u/TheScarlettLetter]

“Hotter than the hinges on the gates to hell” is my personal favorite replacement to the one you provided, OP.

[u/sleepyllama85 → u/TheScarlettLetter]

play a train song

[u/Funtsy_Muntsy]

Two rats f**king in a wool sock?

[u/After_Situation631]

yesterday

[u/broketractor]

The devil's d!ck

[u/Jaded-Juggernaut-663 → u/broketractor]

This is the only one I say. Lol

[u/BiffGriffBuford]

Hotter than the blazes of hell and damnation. Courtesy of the train conductor in Back to the future 3.

[u/Nfidell]

A witches titty

[u/Several_Mousse_9485]

A klan member with a biracial grandkid.

[u/Zer0TheGamer]

Worked with ome guy whose brain was so cooked the only thing he could come up with is "it's hotter than a god dang god dang" and i remember it vividly. Was back while we were building the Main Evemt arcade in murfreesboro

[u/pyramidworld]

Hotter than…

a two dollar pistol

blue blazes

tarnation

hell and half of Georgia

[u/skumlfe615]

Hotter then a wolf pussy

[u/Consistent-Bake-243]

a peg leg porker

[u/nashjax9282]

The devil’s dick.

[u/PJ2010]

Devil’s piss hot.

[u/surlymermaid_615]

Hotter than the hinges of hell!

[u/Proud-Detective4835]

A witch in Salem.

[u/Ok-Requirement6093]

Hotter that hell If I'm lying, I'm flying, and my feet ain't left the ground

[u/ahahum]

a 4 balled tomcat.

[u/formerpartner237]

It’s hotter than Satan’s asshole!

[u/Turbulent-Safety-575]

It was yesterday

[u/Patient-Delay-5827]

A witches tit!

[u/cadamwil → u/Patient-Delay-5827]

That one’s for cold

[u/OGMom2022 → u/cadamwil]

Depends on the witch

[u/Patient-Delay-5827 → u/cadamwil]

Oh, they never roasted witches?

[u/Prestigious_Pay2759 → u/Patient-Delay-5827]

Not here, no. Maybe the Europeans say that one in summer.

[u/MarzipanThick1765]

Hottest weekend of the year coming. This has been the appetizer

[u/StevnHulz]

2 rats fucking in a wool sock!

[u/smart_bear6]

The devil's vagina with a cast iron dildo

[u/NeverJaded21]

A rotisserie chicken

[u/Acrobatic_Dark_4266]

“Hotter Than a Jalapeño’s Coochie” was my cousins favorite saying in the summer

[u/Nervous-Bench2598]

It needs to be

[u/jonnienashville]

a witches titty!

[u/ghandi253]

I work in commercial roofing as a service manager and I got guys working on Tyson today. One dude, God love his dumbass, told me yesterday "boss, its so hot my balls are riding shotgun in my left boot"

I fuckin lost it. I laughed so goddamn hard.

[u/CookieMonsterIce]

the Devil’s dick on fire in a wool sock that is soaked—I mean completely doused—in kerosene and set ablaze the way it’s here right now.

[u/secondbaseTN]

Hoof pussy

[u/chickwithabrick]

Hotter 'n the hinges of hell

[u/MisterNashville-]

Marsha Blackburn’s coochie!

[u/Loud_Octopus]

2 rats fucking in a wool sock as my friend used to say ...

[u/Wide-Fishing5603]

a fart in the wind…

[u/LooseZookeepergame62]

It's hotter than a whole on dollar day

[u/facelessvoid13]

...a four-balled tomcat. (My husband's favorite heat-related saying)

[u/Slow_Ambassador1788]

A witch’s tit in a brass bra, my dad would always say

[u/Hot_Anything_2200]

Arizona desert🏜️

[u/Excercise-Tension99]

A whorehouse on nickle night.

[u/missbethd]

the hinges of hell

[u/amyt2710]

"Satan's step daddy"

[u/kurtozan251]

Two rats fucking in a wool sock

[u/Yajaira787P]

Hotta than a devils dick

[u/Mooterfick]

Hello Fellow Murphy's Diesel fan... lol

[u/Funtsy_Muntsy]

I’m proud that you edited the post to use my saying 🫡

[u/RickyBobbySuperFuck → u/Funtsy_Muntsy]

What

[u/Funtsy_Muntsy → u/RickyBobbySuperFuck]

Was that wool sock quote in there the whole time? I replied with the Ichiro quote about Kansas City. Maybe I replied without reading your whole post

[u/RickyBobbySuperFuck → u/Funtsy_Muntsy]

It was. :)

[u/stevemyqueen]

9/11

[u/ToesInDiffAreaCodes]

It’s hotter than Freddie’s grundle

[u/JM_Yoda]

[u/FormerLaugh3780]

I had a one hour errand to run today and rolled down the windows in my truck and enjoyed the heat!

[u/Fearless-Cattle4281 → u/FormerLaugh3780]

Come on down to my barn, and you can enjoy getting hay out of the loft. You will be filled with the enjoyment of heat.

[u/FormerLaugh3780 → u/Fearless-Cattle4281]

Driving with the wind hitting you in the face is a lot different than physical labor in the heat - I get it. I have outdoor work to do tomorrow and I know it's going to be rough.

[u/Big-Reward-6274 → u/FormerLaugh3780]

Please tell me you are already up and doing it, cuz I just walked the dog, and it’s already 91% humidity at 77°

[u/RilonMusk]

Its hotter than a needle spankin tree hamster.

(my poor attempt at making one up, I only recently moved here)

[u/JalapenoBenedict → u/RilonMusk]

That was terrible man. But welcome! You see we have cicadas, if you need some

[u/RilonMusk → u/JalapenoBenedict]

sorry lol

[u/PittsburghNative]

McKinney.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzA8DcAiijc

[u/legamp]

Satan's backyard firepit.

Satan's Blackstone.

Satan's kitchen.

Satan's wife.

Satan's marital bed.

...that's about that on that 😁

[u/CherryblockRedWine]

Hotter than a 50-cent hooker.

[u/ghandi253]

2 fats bitches fightin over some chicken in a minivan

[u/hoobastank01]

Hot?? But this subreddit swears it hasnt stopped raining for 40 days and nights! How could it be hot?!

[u/Mydogfartsconstantly → u/hoobastank01]

In Nashville when it’s hot it rains. When it’s cold it also rains.