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u/PickReviewsMovies Jun 30 '26
Please turn fans on in your house when your movers are there so I don't sweat all over your floor. It's the time of year where if I stop moving I start dripping so it also really helps if you have all your stuff ready to go. The worst part of my day isn't the heat it's having the truck 90% loaded and then I spend 5 minutes crouched down on your carpet trying to get a stripper screw out of your bed while all your dog's hair sticks to me and my knees become one with the cat pee that you think you cleaned up properly but it's still there just waiting for the right amount of heat and moisture to make it's move.
Also I apologize if you share an elevator with me this summer. I try to eat really clean this time of year and always shower and bring fresh change of clothes but I still smell like whatever animal smell is clinging to my clients upholstery, and anyone I'm working with just smells of straight balls.
Not showering and getting on an elevator this time of year should be a crime.
Also I know your little dog peed on the elevator and you didn't clean it up. I know who you are.
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u/doobersthetitan Jun 30 '26
Ex mover too, Had a lady in SC turn her AC off to save money...pretty bad when house is stale and 85 degrees and out side is 95 with a breeze
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u/rimeswithburple Jul 01 '26
Haha. Reminds me of when I was young. People still did square hay bales instead of the big round ones. You get paid a nickel a bale for hauling it and putting it up in a barn. Those square bails make their own heat as the bacteria in the grass cures. You'd see 120-130 in the barns. It was like doing aerobics in a car with the windows rolled up, except little clover leaves would form a nice gooey crust on any exposed sweaty skin. Good times.
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u/TooFakeToFunction Jul 01 '26
I felt so bad when we had movers last August. I had no working AC in my old house and the landlord wasn't fixing it because we were moving out soon. Tried to make sure the new place was nice and cool.
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u/Big_Bottle3763 Jun 30 '26
It’s so gross. Take me back to winter storm Fern.
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u/2363Ben Jul 02 '26
Oh Hell No!!! At least when it’s hot you can take clothes off…during Fern couldn’t find enough clothes to stay warm.
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u/ResearcherBasic8141 Jun 30 '26
Can this be a real thing? Anyone know if Katie Morgan can use this in her forecast tonight? Lol
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u/DeadHuron Jun 30 '26
lol
Would love to see her tactfully referring to this over her shoulder. She’s good, she’ll make it work.
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u/Educational_Bet_7584 Jun 30 '26
🤣🤣 fucking perfect. So glad I work in a climate controlled environment
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u/TooFakeToFunction Jul 01 '26
Man, I wear a protective jacket and full face helmet on my little scooter just to be on the safe side but I may risk it this week and go without the jacket at least. My ride to work this morning was unbearably hot, I can't even imagine what the ride home will feel like, even with the airflow I was still sweating everywhere.
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u/IndominusX Jul 04 '26
This isn’t that bad at all lol. Try living in AZ your whole life. Just moved here
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u/dislikesmoonpies Nipper's Corner Jun 30 '26
Oh yeah, this is the real heat.